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** "And let's not even mention those stretch goals and Kickstarter exclusives! '''({{Beat}})''' ''They know what they did.''

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** "And let's not even mention those stretch goals and Kickstarter exclusives! '''({{Beat}})''' ''They know what they did.they've done.''


'''(SlamCut to the doctor [[MoodWhiplash standing over a corpse with a flatline sound playing in the background]])\\\

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'''(SlamCut '''(SmashCut to the doctor [[MoodWhiplash standing over a corpse with a flatline sound playing in the background]])\\\background]])\\



Guy 3:''' Here, catch! '''(throws a ball which another guy catches)

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Guy 3:''' Here, catch! '''(throws a ball which another guy catches)catches)\\



'''Mugger:''' Gimme your hand!\\

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'''Mugger:''' -->'''Mugger:''' Gimme your hand!\\

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5hSInV9mg IT'S MUFFIN TIME]], possibly one of the most hilarious ways to announce a Kickstarter project ever, and perfectly in tone with the series.
** You know it's gonna be good when it opens like this:
-->'''Doctor:''' Hey, what time is it?\\
'''Muffin:''' IT'S MUFFIN TIME!\\
'''Doctor:''' HAHAHAHA\\
'''(SlamCut to the doctor [[MoodWhiplash standing over a corpse with a flatline sound playing in the background]])\\\
Doctor:''' Time of death: muffin time.\\
'''({{Beat}})\\
Muffin:''' [[FlatWhat Wait, what?]]
** "''Muffin Time'' is a card game. It's kind of like a sexy horse, except it's a bit shorter, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} it's perfectly square, and it's a card game]]."
** This hilarious bit of BlackComedy:
-->'''Announcer:''' You win the game if you have exactly ten cards in your hand at the start of your turn. Simple, right?\\
'''Clown:''' Yeah.\\
'''Announcer:''' WRONG!\\
'''Clown:''' Aw, man. I never get anything right.\\
'''(makes a gun out of balloons and points it at his head)\\
[[BrattyHalfPint Kid]]:''' [[MoodWhiplash I wanted a giraffe!]]
** The demonstration of trap cards:
-->'''Guy 1:''' Ooh, what's this? '''(card he's holding pulls out a gun and shoots him)\\
Guy 2:''' Hey, what's the time? '''(wristwatch pulls out a gun and shoots him)\\
Guy 3:''' Here, catch! '''(throws a ball which another guy catches)
({{Beat}})\\
(Guy gets shot by someone [[BehindTheBlack offscreen]])'''
** This demonstration of a counter card:
'''Mugger:''' Gimme your hand!\\
'''Guy:''' [[NoYou No, give me]] ''[[NoYou your]]'' [[NoYou hand]]! '''(pulls out a gun)\\
Mugger: (gasps)\\
Guy:''' In ''marriage''! '''(the gun has suddenly turned into a ring)\\
Mugger:''' What?\\
'''(cut to the wedding, where the mugger is still looking freaked out)'''
** "And let's not even mention those stretch goals and Kickstarter exclusives! '''({{Beat}})''' ''They know what they did.''
-->'''Muffled screaming:''' HELP ME!
** "And now a word from our publisher, Big Potato." '''(cut to a giant potato rampaging through a burning city)'''
-->'''Big Potato:''' I'M A PROFESSIONAL GAME PUBLISHER!


'''Doctor''': Ha ha ha ha! (''zoom out to reveal the muffin is standing on a corpse'') Time of death: Muffin time.

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'''Doctor''': Ha ha ha ha! (''zoom out to reveal the muffin is standing on a corpse'') Time of death: Muffin time.\\




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* "And let's not even mention those stretch goals and Kickstarter exclusives... They know what they've done."
--> '''Muffled voice''': HELP ME!

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!!IT'S MUFFIN TIME
* The first joke:
--> '''Doctor''': Hey, what time is it?\\
'''Muffin''': IT'S MUFFIN TIME!\\
'''Doctor''': Ha ha ha ha! (''zoom out to reveal the muffin is standing on a corpse'') Time of death: Muffin time.
'''Muffin''': Wait, what?
* "Give me your hand!" "No, give me your hand... in marriage!"

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* "OH NO! A GIANT BEE!" (''pan out to reveal [[BaitAndSwitch a giant letter "B"]] that the man is pointing at...right before [[DoubleSubversion a giant bee shows up and eats him]]'')

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* "I'm feeling carsick!" ''(pukes up a whole car)''


--> '''Girl''': I wanted ice cream!\\

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--> '''Girl''': I wanted want an ice cream!\\


(The girl starts uttering BlackSpeech and turns the dad into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly)

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(The girl starts uttering BlackSpeech and '''Girl''': [[BlackSpeech sucimaerceci suciemem!]] (dad turns the dad into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly)


(The girl starts uttering BlackSpeech and turns the dad into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly)\\

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(The girl starts uttering BlackSpeech and turns the dad into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly)\\
nonchalantly)
* "Aww, come on, boys don't cry!" The crying boy proceeds to [[ExactWords spontaneously grow breasts]].
* More dark comedy:
--> '''Doctor:''' I'm afraid you have one year to live.\\
'''Patient:''' Hahaha, oh yeah? ''(takes out a gun and shoots himself)''
* "And now, the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy."
--> "Oh wow, thank you ''sooo'' much."
* "Don't worry, I'm a doctor... of psychology!" Cut to him doing the FreudianCouch routine with the other guy's corpse.
--> "So how did that make you feel?"


* "Honey, why is the [[ManOnFire baby on fire?]]" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!

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* "Honey, why is the [[ManOnFire baby on fire?]]" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!JEWELLERY!!!


--> '''Dad''': What's the magic word?\\
--> (The girl starts uttering BlackSpeech and turns the dad into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly)\\

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--> '''Dad''': What's the magic word?\\
--> (The girl starts uttering BlackSpeech and turns the dad into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly)\\

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!!asdfmovie11
* The first joke:
--> '''Girl''': I wanted ice cream!\\
--> '''Dad''': What's the magic word?\\
--> (The girl starts uttering BlackSpeech and turns the dad into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly)\\


** Really, it's LetsPlay/JackSepticEye's delivery that sells it. Actually, imagining that the man ''[[AsHimself is Jack]]'' possibly makes it ''funnier''.

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** Really, it's LetsPlay/JackSepticEye's delivery that sells it. Actually, imagining that the man ''[[AsHimself is Jack]]'' possibly makes it ''funnier''.


** "Sorry, honey. I met a real man." The "real man" is ''the sun with a human body.''

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** "Sorry, honey. I "I met a real man." The "real man" is ''the sun with a human body.''

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