History Funny / ACureForLove

* Another one from the deleted scnees: [[{{WAFF}} Light and L do a]] CrosswordPuzzle together:

-->'''L''': Near... It stands for Near, Light. Remember it. I'm glad that you're showing an interest though, for I never expected any less of you. However, I am most insulted on his behalf that you think that he could be named after [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo a lost fish]] or KeanuReeves.

* In a practical, GenreSavvy [[EvilOverlordList move Light has all his]] {{Mooks}} wear helpful "Hello my name is..." nametags in case they step out of line.

* L's response when Souichiro discovers Light's [[TheNotSecret secret relationship]] with L and essentially [[YouAreGrounded grounds him]]- looks like Kira needs to go home to mommy.

* [[BlackComedy The title of Chpater 7]]: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvrWSKZhJUM "Boyfriend in a Coma"]]

* Matt's humming the ''StarWars'' "Imperial March" when Kira enters [[TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness the meeting room.]]

* [[BlackComedy The title of Chpater 7]]: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtitHA22i0 "Boyfriend in a Coma"]]

-->'''Light:''' [[spoiler: L, when you've been [[EvilOverlord who I've been]], you can't exactly get a job in a service station.]]

-->'''L''' (to Mello): When you shoot [me], try to hit this shoulder, not this one. On cold days this one aches like a bastard and reminds me of Light. I suppose that it is only right that I should have a matching pair.

-->'''Light''': I'm not gay.

* Matt's humming the ''StarWars'' "Imperial March" when Kira enters [[TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness the meeting room.]]
* Light [[HeroicBSOD is a bit traumatized]] when he realizes [[SlashFic he is attracted to L]]:

* L teases Light about his name:

-->'''Light''': I'm not gay.
-->'''L''': Oh, my apologies, I forgot that you're the sexual scourge of womankind. You obviously only have sex with me because you roll over in your sleep and misjudge the distance. Maybe you're [[SleepWalking sleepwalking]]... or maybe the term, 'sleepfucking', would be more appropriate. Maybe you're completely unaware of what you're doing.

* This moment from Chapter 16:

''Only the 'pen' and 'is' were written too close together. L now had a 'penis stuck in drive' post-it stuck on his laptop screen. He was considering framing it.''
* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead (he faked his death)]]]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes, to his horror, that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]

* Another one from the deleted scnees: [[{{WAFF}} Light and L do a]] CrosswordPuzzle together:

* L's response when Souichiro discovers Light's [[TheNotSecret secret relationship]] with L and essentially [[YouAreGrounded grounds him]]- looks like Kira needs to go home to mommy.

* After "N" contacts the taskforce:
-->'''Light''': I wonder what N stands for... 'Nobody', 'Notus', 'Nomad', 'Nincompoop', 'Norman', 'Nemo', 'Neo'... 'Norris', '[[{{Irony}} Nathaniel]]', 'Noah', 'Ned', 'Nando', 'Napoleon', 'Nelson', 'Nickelodeon', 'Nicodemus'...
-->'''L''': Near... It stands for Near, Light. Remember it. I'm glad that you're showing an interest though, for I never expected any less of you. However, I am most insulted on his behalf that you think that he could be named after [[FindingNemo a lost fish]] or KeanuReeves.
* Matt and Kira's first meeting:

* [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Matt realizes that things are serious when he learns that Mello gave L his chocolate.]]
* Matt has the following to say about Mikami:

* When L returns to HQ [[EvilIsNotWellLit to find Light]] [[CornerOfWoe sitting in the dark]]:

* Light says the following to L [[OpenMouthInsertFoot without really thinking about what he said]] [[MurderIsTheBestSolution because killing people who annoy him has almost become an automatic response]]:

* L has this exchange with Mello after Light [[spoiler: ran off to TakeOverTheWorld]] and [[MetaphoricallyTrue L tells everyone that Light is dead:]]

* In a practical, GenreSavvy [[EvilOverlordList move Light has all his]] {{Mooks}} wear helpful "Hello my name is..." nametags in case they step out of line.

Back to ''[[{{Fanfic/ACureForLove}} A Cure For Love]]''

* Light [[HeroicBSOD is a bit traumatized]] when he realizes he is attracted to L:

-->'''Light''': You're not trying to do something stupid are you?

* [[BlackComedy The title of Chpater 7]]: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtitHA22i0 "Boyfriend in a Coma"]]
* L teases Light about his name:
-->'''L''': Just go to sleep. You... ha, you go out like a [[PunnyName light.]]
-->'''Light''': [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore I've heard them all before, L,]] [[IfItWasFunnyTheFirstTime and they weren't funny the first time.]]
* Matt has the following to say about Mikami:
-->'''Matt''': He's always prissy, sitting at his desk like, 'I'm the king of you' to everyone and then Kira prances in and ol' Miki's literally throwing himself on the ground all, 'Take me up the arse, oh mighty one.' Bloody eejit.

* In a practical, GenreSavy [[EvilOverlordList move Light has all his]] {{Mooks}} wear helpful "Hello my name is..." nametags in case they step out of line.

-->'''L:''' They're very manly.

* Light [[HeroicBSOD is a bit traumatized]] when he realizes he is attracted to L. L rationalizes it for him this way:

** The content of Light's drunken ramblings was apparently quite disturbing as Near relates this to L by way of Mello:

* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone ([[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]) [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes, to his horror, that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]

-->'''Mello''' (to L): [[ILoveTheDead I get the impression that he's going dig up the grave and crack open your coffin]] like some fucked up [[Literature/WutheringHeights Heathcliff.]]