History DarthWiki / WinnieThePoohsHomeRunDerby

->''"[[AC:[[BadassBoast Silly Old Bear... If the harbinger of spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of winter; a barren and desolate spot your bat will never hit. As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this: you will never defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live]].]]"''

* CompleteMonster: [[HumanoidAbomination Christopher Robin]] appears in the shape of a young boy, initially pretending to view his creation Winnie The Pooh as a friend, but is in truth a sinister abomination of no known human origin. After years of playing with him, Pooh is forced to partake in a twisted baseball game. Winnie The Pooh's soul is trapped in an eternal purgatorial state, where he must battle against his perceived friends in an impossible and horribly painful ordeal, undergoing centuries of torment as Christopher taunts him and laughs at his suffering.

* FiveManBand:
** BigBad - Christopher Robin.
** TheDragon - Rabbit.
** EvilGenius - Owl.
** TheBrute - Tigger.
** TheDarkChick - Kanga.

* {{Satan}}: Christopher Robin, obviously.

* BlackMagic: One possible reason how they can throw those ridiculous pitches.]

* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: Winnie the Pooh eventually defeats Christopher Robin, but his mind has been completely shattered from the horrors he has endured.]]
* BlackMagic: One possible reason how they can throw those ridiculous pitches.

* CompleteMonster: [[HumanoidAbomination Christopher Robin]] appears in the shape of a young boy, initially pretending to view his creation Winnie The Pooh as a friend, but is in truth a sinister abomination of no known human origin. After years of playing with him, Pooh is forced to partake in a twisted baseball game. Winnie The Pooh's soul is trapped in an eternal purgatorial state, where he must battle against his perceived friends in an impossible and horribly painful ordeal, undergoing centuries of torment as Christopher taunts him and laughs at his suffering. Dedicated to tormenting his closest friend in order to satiate his utter sadism.

* FiveBadBand:

* StarterVillain: Eeyore.

* AGodAmI: Christopher Robin finally makes good on his subtle threat from decades ago in Winnie the Pooh's conception.
--> "There is no ''God'' here today. Just '''me'''."

->''[[AC:[[BadassBoast Silly Old Bear... If the harbinger of spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of winter; a barren and desolate spot your bat will never hit. As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this: you will never defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live]].]]''

* WakeUpCallBoss: Kanga and her dark spawn Roo are the first of Christopher Robin's true god minions and the first to bend reality to her will to try and beat Pooh before he becomes too powerful.

* CatsAreMean: Tigger.

* SugarApocalypse
* StarterVillain: Eeyore.

* BadassAdorable: The hardcore bear mentioned above?, it's Winnie the Pooh.

* KnightOfCerebus: Kanga ushers in the [[RealityWarper Reality Warpers]] and Christopher Robin.. just ''[[HumanoidAbomination Christopher]] [[GodOfEvil Robin]]''.

* MundaneMadeAwesome: What better way to kill several [[AnimalisticAbomination Animalistic Abominations]] and '''''THE HUMAN INCARNATION OF PURE EVIL''''' than by playing ''baseball''?

* {{Satan}}: '''''CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, YOU ASSHOLE!'''''

* SugarApocalypse: ''Oh, '''hell''' yes.''

** TheDragon - Tigger.

** TheBrute - Rabbit.

* CatsAreMean: Tigger

* FiveBadBand
** BigBad - Christopher Robin
** TheDragon - Tigger
** EvilGenius - Owl
** TheBrute - Rabbit
** TheDarkChick - Kanga
* HairRaisingHare: Rabbit

* OminousOwl: Owl

* SortingAlgorithmOfEvil: You start with Eeyore, the easiest pitcher, and gradually face more difficult ones, until you finally get to meet the [[TheOmnipotent all-mighty]] Christopher Robin.

* KnightOfCerebus: Kanga ushers in the [[RealityWarper Reality Warpers]] and Christopher Robin.. just ''[[HumanoidAbomination Christopher]] [[GodOfEvil Robin]]''

* [[PhysicalGod Physical]] GodOfEvil: ''Christopher Robin''
* {{Satan}}: ''CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, YOU ASSHOLE''

* SugarApocalypse
* StarterVillain: Eeyore

* {{Badass}}: What else to describe a bear who ''took down evil incarnate'' ([[GodOfEvil Christopher Robin]]) and his minions? In [[MundaneMadeAwesome BASEBALL]], no less? Face it, this is one '''hardcore''' bear.

* HumanoidAbomination / EldritchAbomination: Christopher Robin might as well be madness embodied.

-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6odDglCoW7A Christopher Robin]]'''

** LovecraftLite: If you do end up defeating the Lord of Cinder.

* KnightOfCerebus: Kanga ushers in the [[RealityWarper Reality Warpers]] and Christopher Robin, just ''[[HumanoidAbomination Christopher]] [[GodOfEvil Robin]]''

* BadassAdorable: What else to describe a bear who ''took down evil incarnate'' ([[GodOfEvil Christopher Robin]]) and his minions? In [[MundaneMadeAwesome BASEBALL]], no less? Face it, this is one '''hardcore''' bear.

--> "There is no ''God'' here. Only '''me'''."