Line #27 DarthWiki/WinnieThePoohsHomeRunDerby


1	->''[[AC:"[[BadassBoast Silly Old Bear... If the harbinger of spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of winter; a barren and desolate spot your bat will never hit. As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this: you will never defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live]]."]]''
2	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY Christopher Robin]]'''
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4	* AnimalisticAbomination: All of Christopher Robin's minions.
5	* BadassAdorable: The hardcore bear mentioned above is Winnie the Pooh. Christopher Robin and his minions also look the part.
6	* BadassAndChildDuo: Kanga and Roo are the first to demonstrate the group's reality-warping powers, proving to Pooh that Eeyore, Lumpy and Piglet were just warm-up sessions.
7	* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: Winnie the Pooh eventually defeats Christopher Robin, but [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu his mind has been completely shattered from the horrors he has endured.]]]]
8	* BlackMagic: One possible reason how they can throw those ridiculous pitches.
9	* CatsAreMean: Tigger, the strongest of Christopher Robin's minions. A few steps below his dark master, Tigger will try his damnedest to beat Pooh... or die trying.
10	* CosmicHorrorStory: No matter what happens, Pooh will never triumph over Christopher Robin.
11	** LovecraftLite: If you do end up defeating the Harbinger of Winter.
12	* CruelElephant: Downplayed with Lumpy. He's only slightly harder than Eeyore, but he's still a minion in Christopher Robin's hellish band.
13	* {{Determinator}}: What Pooh (and the player) becomes by overcoming each and every one of Christopher Robin's minions and, with the smallest chance, beating the Harbinger of Winter.
14	* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Beating Christopher Robin is harder than beating a god.
15	* DissonantSerenity: Each pitcher smiles as if they're just having fun and not eating your soul, and Pooh also smiles despite the torment.
16	* TheDragon: Tigger is just behind Christopher Robin in terms of sheer destructive power.
17	* FeatheredFiend: Owl, the second-strongest minion, and not at all someone to be trifled with.
18	* FullBoarAction: Downplayed. Piglet's as small as his name suggests, but his pitches are what make Pooh realize the graveness of the situation before him.
19	* AGodAmI: Christopher Robin finally makes good on his subtle threat from decades ago in Winnie the Pooh's conception.
20	--> "There is no ''God'' here today. Just '''me'''."
21	* HairRaisingHare: Rabbit, the third-to-last foe before Christopher Robin steps down. His balls have the uncanny ability to slow down before suddenly speeding back up.
22	* TheHeavy: Owl and Tigger are the most powerful minions at Christopher Robin's disposal. Only once they are defeated will the Harbinger of Winter appear.
23	* HellishHorse: Eeyore, despite his lesser difficulty, is still a minion of Christopher Robin.
24	* HumanoidAbomination: Christopher Robin might as well be madness embodied.
25	* KnightOfCerebus: Kanga ushers in the [[RealityWarper Reality Warpers]] and [[HumanoidAbomination Christopher]] [[GodOfEvil Robin]] is {{Satan}} himself.
26	* MindOverMatter: Another likely explanation how Pooh's "friends" can make the balls defy the laws of physics.
27	* MundaneMadeAwesome: What better way to kill several {{Animalistic Abomination}}s and '''the human incarnation of pure evil''' than by playing ''baseball''?
28	* OddJobGods: Christopher Robin is the cruel, monstrous god of... baseball.
29	* OminousOwl: Owl is only the second-to-last minion that Pooh faces, but his wave-like pitches are bound to leave Pooh scarred for life.
30	* PantheraAwesome: Tigger is the greatest of Christopher Robin's minions.
31	* [[PhysicalGod Physical]] GodOfEvil: ''Christopher Robin.''
32	* RedBaron: Christopher Robin, the "Harbinger of Winter".
33	* {{Satan}}: Christopher Robin is the BigBad controlling his [[LegionsOfHell evil minions]]. With his unholy powers, he will pull every dirty trick imaginable and unimaginable. He is merciless, and his demands (40 homeruns out of 50 pitches) are unreasonable and unfair. He's toying with Pooh, intending to [[BreakTheCutie drive him insane]] by making him play a hopeless game.
34	* TheSociopath: Christopher Robin, who takes immense joy in tormenting the Pooh, and forces his pitchers to engage in an endless game to torment their closest friend.
35	* SortingAlgorithmOfEvil: You start with Eeyore, the easiest (but still tough) pitcher, and gradually face more difficult ones, until you finally get to meet the [[TheOmnipotent all-mighty]] Christopher Robin.
36	* SoundtrackDissonance: The music is very calm and sweet for such a cruel, soul-crushing game.
37	* StarterVillain: Eeyore. He's the easiest of Christopher Robin's minions, but he's merely the calm before the storm.
38	* SugarApocalypse: The fate of the Hundred Acre Woods and all the lives in it rest on Pooh's skills at baseball to defeat Christopher Robin and his minions.
39	* WakeUpCallBoss:
40	** Piglet, the last of Christopher Robin's lesser minions, has pitches quick enough to catch Pooh off-guard.
41	** Kanga and her dark spawn Roo are the first of Christopher Robin's true god minions and the first to bend reality to her will to try and beat Pooh before he becomes too powerful.
42	** Rabbit is a good deal more powerful, able to slow his ball down to a snail's crawl before suddenly pushing it forward again. Unlike the previous opponents, Rabbit will accept no less than half of Pooh's success.
43	* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: The pitchers with the exception of [[CompleteMonster Christopher Robin]] have been brainwashed and forced to play in an endless, painfully horrible game.

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