History Creator / VacantaMare

* ADateWithRosiePalms: In ''Lecția de Umor''Dan Sava (who was playing a Landlord) talks about how the youth is "Masturbating the silence" in his Bloc
** In ''Toate Dânsele Sus'' 2 sailors were interviewed and when Pietreanu asks them what they were doing and assumes they were scrubbing the dock, the sailors took ofense to what he said but it turns out that what they were really doing (but they didn't liked how Pietreanu said it).From then on there are some implication that they were rubbing something else
*** This exchange from "Te uiți și Privești"
--->'''Radu Pietreanu''': Tell us from the begging,what were you doing?
--->'''Ion Păunescu''': I was on the toilet.What do you think i was doing there?
--->'''Radu Pietreanu''': I presume, i presume
--->'''Ion Păunescu''': You don't presume.I'll give you another clue. With one hand.(laughs) What a peasant i am (continues laughing)
--->'''Radu Pietreanu''': Now don't tell me that....
--->'''Ion Păunescu''': That's it. The life at the countryside is hard,you have to live it to the fullest.And i hear my wife shouting: "Ioane! Come quicker!". But i can't faster cause i'm not [[{{WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales}} Speedy Gonzales]]. And my fingers were hurting from the soreness...
--->'''Radu Pietreanu''': Ok, Ok, enough, enough, you have finished.
--->'''Ion Păunescu''':Then yes,now i have to talk.

*** Later in the same sketch
---> '''Radu Pietreanu''': So let's recap. You were on the toiler, we know what you were doing. Weren't you ashamed.
---> '''Ion Păunescu''': No! Because i was doing it with dignity.

*** In ''Vampirii în Izmene'' There's a shepherd who describes his everyday life
--->'''Shepherd:''' I wake up,she wakes up and until my wife wakes up i solved it.

*** In the same sketch the Shepherd sings a song which contains the lyrics "The life at sheepfold is hard/I don't see my girl[friend] for a month/Cause my girl[friend] is unwashed/She's not clean like my hand

*** During his monologue from "Tânăr și ne-a Liniștit" Dan Sava plays a chef called "Mr Knorr" who presents the audience with various "recipes" among which was "Overripe eggs".
---> '''Mr Knorr''': Overripe eggs: You take a man. You tie his hands behind him. And he is kept like that for 3 days,10 meters away from nudist girls. He is left 3 days to boil.And afterwards he unties and consumes himself.


*** ''Ce Lularul Meu'' has a sketch where a man discovers Aladdin's lamp. However he comes with a magical neon instead. Since "Rubbing the Neon" is a slang for masturbation in Romanian and Aladdin's lamp involves rubbing....well you can probably guess what the jokes in this sketch are about
*** The interview from the beginning of "Mănăstirea de Taici" gives us 2 Monks being interviewed. At one point Sava asks them what they do all day.And one of the monk answers
--->'''Father Bastos:''' Well in the morning we wake up and.... let's say we [[{{UnusualEuphemism}} "cross ourselves".]]
*** When Sava Asks what they do at 22:00 the other monk replies
--->'''Monk:''' 22:00 won't come and [[{{UnusualEuphemism}} "the Crossing"]]comes again.


*** ''Mănăstirea de Taici'' also has a sketch about a robot and his creator.At one point the Robot scans Dan Sava and gives away information about him

---> '''Robo''' Dan Sava. Former activist. Since 6th grade he was mastur...
---> '''Dan Sava''' Shut it down
---> '''Professor''' Ok, i stopped him! i stopped him! This was already known and it didn't make sense


*** In a parody of ''Mungo Jerry's'' ''Summer Time'' from ''Am îmbuli-NATO'' There's a lyric about how rich people can get every girl they want while implying that poor people can't get the girl so they masturbate in the shower.
*** The interview at the beginning of ''Salutări din Balamuc'' has a doctor with an odd name
-->'''Dr Abagiu:''' First of all good evening and second of all goodbye.
-->'''Dan Sava:''' Sir, please tell me your name!
-->'''Dr Abagiu:''' My name is "Mihail Abagiu" and ....
-->'''Dan Sava:''' Sir! This is a name or a habit?
-->'''Dr Abagiu:''' Abagiu Mihail,Mihail Abagiu.
-->'''Dan Sava:''' Excuse me sir.I was thinking about something else.
-->'''Dr Abagiu:''' Yeah, you're all thinking of your ex lovers,you fuckers!
-->'''Dan Sava:''' Let's get back to the things that are of our interest.So Mr....(giggles)
-->'''Dr Abagiu:''' Come on Sir!
-->'''Dan Sava:''' I can't help it.
-->'''Dr Abagiu:''' Go to the bathroom if you can't help it!
*** "The Ballad of Otello" also from ''Salutări din Balamuc'' has a scene were Otello talks about how he is so excited to meet Desdemona because he never had a girlfriend before and instead he was always masturbating in the bathroom.
*** Also he was thinking of Desdemona while doing so
*** ''Salutări din Balamuc'' also has 2 song parodies about phone sex. The first one has the lyrics "40 thousand Lei the Minute/That's how much is fo "listening"/And we listen with so much hate/that we got sore hands" while before the other one begins Mihăescu talks about how many youngsters inflate phone line in hopes of a "quicker deflation"

*** "The Ballad of Robin Hood" from ''Necenzurat'' ends with Robin saving Maryon (with the help of Rambo). Maryon proposes Robin to have sex with her but Robin declines and chooses to masturbate instead
*** ''Necenzurat'' also has a sketch about a woman who takes her sick cat to a gynecologist believing that she's at the Vet and the doctor believes she is talking about her private parts.At one point the woman asks the doctor if he has a cat as well which results in this exchange:
-->'''Dr:''' I have a Tom Cat
-->'''Woman:''' A Tom Cat? And what's his name?
-->'''Dr:''' Right Now?
-->'''Woman:''' Yeah
-->'''Dr:''' Shaggy!
-->'''Woman:''' And is he cute?
-->'''Dr:''' That's what i think
-->'''Woman:''' Gosh! If Mitsy Pitsy was healthy she would have played with him.Does he like to play?
-->'''Dr:''' He can hardly wait!
-->'''Woman:''' Very good! Play with him! When you are alone do you play with him?
-->'''Dr:''' Like all men. But not much,just a little

Later at the end of the sketch
-->'''Dr:''' Hello,Shaggy! False Alarm! Quit it! Stay Put! We'll go tonight to the Disco Club,daddy will find you a kitty.And if not can't we play together as usual?
*** In ''Țapra cu 3 Iliezi''an Italian tourist tells Mihăescu that he has a girlfriend in Romania (who later turns out to be Mihăescu's daughter) but he can't marry her because her father is a wanker. However since he didn't know what's it called in Romanian he uses various masturbation euphemism. When Mihăescu finds out that the Italian's girlfriend's father is called Mugur he proudly proclaims that his name is also Mugur which prompts the Italian to point out his sore palm.

** Desdemona from "The Ballad of Otello" is nothing short of a slut. She is also said to have given STDs to the whole army.

* AwesomeMcCoolName: One of the farmers interviewed at the beginning of ''Niște Țărani'' is named "Făurea al Ninji" which literally means "Făurea McNinja".

*** The interview at the beginning of ''Salutări din Balamuc'' has a doctor with an odd name (see UnfortunateNames bellow)

* UnfortunateNames: ''Toamna Mitocanilor'' has a sketch about a man who was caught by the Chernobyl disaster. His name is "Coitu Daniel" however Pietreanu puts the accent backwards. Making his name sound like having a connotation to Romanian word "Coi" which means "Testicle".
** The Interview at the beginning of ''Sex O'Clock'' has character called "Lupulică Ion". "Pulică" is a diminutive for the word "Pulă" which is Romanian for dick.
*** The Doctor from ''Salutări din Balamic'' Is named "Mihail Abagiu" which sounds like "Mihai Labagiu" which in Romanian means "Michael the Wanker
*** And as mentioned above. The Korean worker from '' Un Saxofon la Casa Albă'' is named "Sug Cha Puk".
*** "Un Saxofon la Casa Albă" also has a CEO named "Dincă Catinel" which sounds like "Din Căcatinel" (roughly "From the little shit") and his company is called McAkari

* TheJailBaitWait: Invoked many times. Most notably in the song parody "Dau la Bu ci ci" from "Sex'O Clock" who's last lyrics are "No matter how many girls you see/You don't dare to pick them up/Cause on all of them it sais/Either Hospital,either Jail.

---> '''Axinte''':MOOOOOOOOM!I'm hungry!
---> '''Costel''':Didn't Grandpa died?
---> '''Axinte''':I don't like him he's stringy!

-->'''Dan Sava:''' Sir,please tell me your name!

-->'''Dr Abagiu:''' Yeah,you're all thinking of your ex lovers,you fuckers!

-->'''Woman:''' Very good!Play with him! When you are alone do you play with him?

---> '''Nelu''':I don't pay anything,sir.
---> '''Pietreanu''':How,sir? If you wanna speak with Mr Fane for example how do you do it?
---> '''Nelu''':I only call the Firefighter i say "Hello! Fire Department? Fane's house is on fire! And if you get there tell him that i'm waiting for him at the pub at 5:00
---> '''Pietreanu''':And how do you answer?

---> '''Petrescu''':And you loved it,right?
---> '''Cristinel''':A lot! I loved it until i strangled it.
---> '''Petrescu''':Have you ever had a cat?

---> ''' Petrescu''':Did you strangle everything? Why?
---> ''' Cristinel''':Dad said that my synapses are cranky

---> '''Cristinel''':When i was strangling him.
---> '''Petrescu''':Ramona? Did you have any...

---> '''Petrescu''':But you didn't strangle it like this idiot?!

** This quates from the interview at the beginning of''Niște Țărani''

---->'''Vasile:''' I tought you are no longer together.

---> '''Captain''':Who made "Frații Jderi" (Translated as "Marten Brothers")?
---> '''Garcea''':Their mom! Who else?
---> '''Captain''':What writer made "Frații Jderi"?

---->'''Boyar Aristică:''' Ok

---->'''Sava:''' Sir,how were you multiplying goats?

*** In the aformention Ballad of Otello,when Otello finally meets Desdemona, his excitement is instantly gone when he finds out she isn't as beautiful and instead she is much uglier then he taught.So when she proposes Otello to have sex with her, Otello says that he'd rather fuck a goat.

-->'''Gheorghe:'''And if the bear comes to you?

* TheFuninFuneral: ''Căruța cu Proști'' has a Leana & Costel sketch where they atend the funeral of Leana's mother

* HurricaneofPuns:Many of their jokes revolve around puns
* ImAHumanitarian:In the "Superhistoric Poem" one of Michael the Brave's soldiers is a guy named Mitu who is said to eat Sipahis.
** In Dan Sava's monologue from "Beatman Forever" he plays a soldier named [[{{PunnyName}} Onu Gheorghe]] who was in Somalia as part of the UN Peacekeeping Mission and now he was reading from his journal. At one point he invites a native to sing about the life in Somalia.And then he sang a parody of the Romanian folk song "Trandafir de la Moldova"(Rose from Moldova) who's lyrics were
---> Rose of Senegal/I have a cannibal brother/Many girlfriends i had and he gobbled them all/But now i have a Romanian/And he won't eat her/Cause her feet smell/And the brother vomits

*** Also from the same monologue Sava mentions that Romanian tv reporters came to interview the soldiers.And one of the soldiers says this at one point
---> With the food it's really great.We get it semi-prepared.Because the Blacks come cut in half not whole.

---> '''Radu Pietreanu''':Why are you laughing? That's his name. Maybe the name "Popescu" may have the same meaning in Korean.

* ADatewithRosiePalms: In ''Lecția de Umor''Dan Sava (who was playing a Landlord) talks about how the youth is "Masturbating the silence" in his Bloc
** In ''Toate Dânsele Sus'' 2 sailors were interviewed and when Pietreanu asks them what they were doing and assumes they were scrubbing the dock,the sailors took ofense to what he said but it turns out that what they were really doing (but they didn't liked how Pietreanu said it).From then on there are some implication that they were rubbing something else

--->'''Ion Păunescu''': You don't presume.I'll give you another clue.With one hand.(laughs) What a peasant i am (continues laughing)

--->'''Ion Păunescu''': That's it. The life at the countryside is hard,you have to live it to the fullest.And i hear my wife shouting:"Ioane! Come quicker!" .But i can't faster cause i'm not [[{{WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales}} Speedy Gonzales]]. And my fingers were hurting from the soreness...
--->'''Radu Pietreanu''':Ok, Ok, enough, enough, you have finished.

---> '''Radu Pietreanu''':So let's recap. You were on the toiler,we know what you were doing. Weren't you ashamed.
---> '''Ion Păunescu''':No! Because i was doing it with dignity.

*** ''Ce Lularul Meu'' has a sketch where a man discovers Aladdin's lamp.However he comes with a magical neon instead. Since "Rubbing the Neon" is a slang for masturbation in Romanian and Aladdin's lamp involves rubbing....well you can probably guess what the jokes in this sketch are about
*** The interview from the beginning of "Mănăstirea de Taici" gives us 2 Monks being interviewed.At one point Sava asks them what they do all day.And one of the monk answers

* BadassArmy: Michael the Brave's army in the "Super historic poem". Among whom there is a solder called Ghiță who killed his mom as a child for not giving him candy, Caused Atlantis to sink because they threatened Wallachia and he also went to Vietnam (and if you tell me that Vietnam wasn't a country back then,whell that's why)and a another one Named Mitu who (literally) eats Sipahis.

* BestialityIsDepraved: In "the Iliad" from an older show,Odysseus and Achilles meet Polyphemus who makes them fuck his sheep because he doesn't have enough rams. When Achilles tried pretending to be a woman so he can escape,Polyphemus told him that he will call the Donkey for "her".Later in the ballad,Polyphemus wants to have sex with one of his sheep.

--->'''Vasile:'''At first we had only 1 cow but then.But we called the bull and he derived it. So i won't say that he multiplied it cause it's disgusting and makes me lust.

--->'''Făurea al Ninji:''' The cow was shy.She hasn't been with bulls before,she was a big cow (pun on "Big Girl" Romanian term for virgin).She didn't know what to do so i asked Florica: "Honey,show the cow what to do!"Florica was standing like the cow, and the cow was looking and stood like Florica and Clementina was stimulating the bull,she told him "Come on! Don't be a steer!"And the bull went,he did his job and then he started with the cow as well,if he was there.

*** "Tânăr și ne-a liniștit" has a sketch were Gheorghe goes to a sex shop and at one point the salesman recommends him a blowup doll .To which he asks for a sheep shaped one.

*** In the aformention Ballad of Otello,when Otello finally meets Desdemona,his excitement is instantly gone when he finds out she isn't as beautiful and instead she is much uglier then he taught.So when she proposes Otello to have sex with her,Otello says that he'd rather fuck a goat.

--->'''Radu Pietreanu''':"And dogs more man".This is genetic mutation.What "Dogs more men"? Half Man-Half Dog? I never wanna hear someone say that the shepherd sleeps with the sheep.No! He sleeps with the dog!The Dogs are Half Man-Half Dog

** During Dan Sava's monologue from "Ce-Lularul Meu" he mentions that the men that came with their wives at the beach were really frustrated that they can't watch football because their wives watch soap operas so they throw the TVs out the window in anger and their wives jump on the window to catch the end.