History Characters / ThaliasMusings

* YourCheatingHeart: Needless to explain it?

* YourCheatingHeart: Like his original counterpart, he shares his libido with Zeus as he canonically had an affair with Aphrodite in the series.

* BiTheWay: Apollo, in [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} contrast]] with [[{{DepravedBisexual}} Dionysus]].

** Though, strictly speaking, he's not a [[{{BiTheWay}} straight]] [[{{IncrediblyLamePun}} man.]]

[[folder: First Appearing in ''Volume Two: Snarled Threads'']]

* GrayEyes: Apollo, Artemis, Athena.

* GrayEyes

* GrayEyes

* GrayEyes

Identical septuplet sons of Calliope and Zeus. Little is known about their nature. They refuse individual names and seem to share a collective mind. They claim Zeus created them to keep vigil at his altar. Instead they have allied themselves to their grandmother, Mnemosyne, and her Mysteries. They reject Zeus as their father and instead claim Apollo. To protect Calliope from Hera’s wrath, they claim Thalia as their mother.

* DarkIsNotEvil: Has a gruff demeanour but is one of the few truly decent gods.

* SubmissiveBadass: Seems to defer to his younger and less powerful wife in most things.

Created by the Titans Uranus and Gaia. Guardian of Lake Mnemosyne and the Mysteries. Goddess of Memory. Keeper of the memories of the dead. Never married; romantic history is full of varied and unverified rumours. Contrary to the most prevalent, she was never involved with Zeus. Sole progenitor of the Nine Muses.

Daughter of Demeter. Queen of the Underworld. Goddess of spring, nature, and death. A guardian of the Mysteries. Wife of Hades and co-ruler of his realm. Contrary to rumours, she loved Hades from the beginning and faked her own abduction to marry him against her mother’s orders. Adopted mother of Adonis, which was Aphrodite’s crazy idea.

* MyBelovedSmother: The apple has not fallen far from the tree, since Persephone is just as overprotective to Adonis as her mother was toward her. Perhaps is the only type of parenting she is familiar with.

Created by Cronus and Rhea. King of the Ocean Realm. God of the sea and horses. Married to Amphitrite. Unsuccessfully pursued both Hestia and Persephone. Rumoured to be involved with Demeter, who denies the rumors. Children include, but are not limited to, Triton with Amphitrite and Rhoda with Aphrodite.

* DomesticAbuser: Big time with his treatment toward Hera as it seen straight in the second volume epilogue and the third volume.

** SympatheticAdulterer: Say what you want about her, as it doesn't absolve her from what she did to her victims, but Hera's interaction with Ixion shows how much you really want to hug her considering what [[{{ReallyGetsAround}} Zeus]] [[{{DomesticAbuser}} really]] [[{{ManipulativeBastard}} is...]]

* GreenEyes: Aphrodite, Aglaea.

* GreenEyes: Sea foam green to be exact.

** ShoutOut: To [[{{Kesha}} Ke$ha's]] "[=TikTok=]".

* BlondesAreEvil

* AbsurdlyYouthfulMother: Hera, Demeter, and Mnemosyne. Their divine children look the same age as them. Calliope was this to her late son Orpheus who, as a demigod, ended up looking older than her.

* AbsurdlyYouthfulMother: Her half mortal son Orpheus ended up looking older than her.

* SympatheticAdulterer: You can't help

* DomesticAbuser: His treatment towards Hera and even willing to kill her at one point.

--> “I don’t even know who you are, but I can tell that you’re sort of a big sister figure to the creature. Maybe you’re an old family friend. You’re still more of a sister than an aunt, though. He picks on you, you pick on him, you two drive each other crazy. Sometimes you’re mortal enemies, and sometimes you’re partners in crime. I’ll bet you used to babysit him.”

* GoodAdultery, BadAdultery: Hera is having an affair with Ixion, but she and Ixion didn't carry out with the deed though.

Created by Cronus and Rhea. King of the Ocean Realm. God of the sea and horses. Married to Amphitrite. Unsuccessfully pursued both Hestia and Persephone. Rumoured to be involved with Demeter, who denies the rumours. Children include, but are not limited to, Triton with Amphitrite and Rhoda with Aphrodite.

* UglyGuyHotWife: How Aphrodite saw her marriage to him. Hephaestus is considered the least attractive of the Olympians, especially compared to his brother Ares. However, it's implied that this designation is highly relative [[note]]Especially considering that Amethyst Marie's dream cast, via her Pinterest page, has casted HughJackman in the role[[/note]].

** As of the second book it's been made clear that there is [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil absolutely nothing questionable about it]], and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Thalia is]] [LetsGetDangerous out for blood]].

* HotDad: Zeus, Apollo, whoever Eros' father is.

* HotMom: Hera, Demeter, Mnemosyne, Calliope, Aphrodite, any of the goddesses who have children really.

* HotMom

* WhiteHairedPrettyBoy

* UglyGuyHotWife: How Aphrodite saw her marriage to him. Hephaestus is considered the least attractive of the Olympians, especially compared to his brother Ares. However, it's implied that this designation is highly relative [[hottip:* :Especially considering that Amethyst Marie's dream cast, via her Pinterest page, has casted HughJackman in the role]].

* RavenHairIvorySkin

* UglyGuyHotWife: How Aphrodite saw her marriage to him. Hephaestus is considered the least attractive of the Olympians, especially compared to his brother Ares. However, it's implied that this designation is highly relative [[hottip:* :Especially considering that [[WordOfGod Amethyst Marie]]'s [[http://pinterest.com/amethystmarie/thalias-musings/ dream cast]] has casted HughJackman in the role]].

* UglyGuyHotWife: How Aphrodite saw her marriage to him. Hephaestus is considered the least attractive of the Olympians, especially compared to his brother Ares. However, it's implied that this designation is highly relative.

* BadassLonghair: He is a good enough boxer to give Ares the God of War an epic beating.