History Characters / HigurashiWhenTheyCrySupportingCharacters

* NotSoDifferent: In Tsumihoroboshi-hen, the narration notes that the way that Ooishi operates is actually pretty similar to the stereotypes of the {{Yakuza}}, embodied in the story by his [[ArchEnemy Arch Enemies]], the Sonozaki family.

* AxCrazy: [[spoiler: Normally, he's the opposite of this trope throughout the entire series. But in ''Gou'', he somehow comes down with L5 Hinamizawa Syndrome, and goes on a murderous rampage gunning down everyone at the festival.]]

* DirtyCop: [[spoiler:Ooishi isn't normally this in the regular timelines, but when he comes down with Hinamizawa Syndrome in ''Gou/Sotsu'', he becomes far more unscrupulous to get to the culprits who he thinks are behind the annual murders of Hinamizawa, playing both sides in the war between the village and Teppei and escalating the situation and then later shooting up the Watanagashi festival in ''Tatariakashi-hen''.]]

* DrinkingOnDuty: Ooshi's carefree attitude on the job does have him indulge in a drink every so often. He drinks with the thugs he arrests in Chapter 4 of Watangashi.

* KickTheSonOfABitch: [[spoiler: As much of a genocidal bitch she is at the end of ''Minagoroshi''. In ''Miotsukushi Omote'', she doesn't hesitate to inject Teppei with vaccine H170 to make his brain experience the L5 of the Hinamizawa Syndrome after he was expelled out of the Hojou's house by the Club which is justified as Teppei's abuse towards Satoko reminds her of the same ordeal she went through with the cruel director of the orphanage she was sent to.]]

* ManBehindTheMan: [[spoiler:To the Sonozaki family, the Yamainu, and the false image of [[DiscOneFinalBoss Oyashiro-sama]] she created.]]

!!!Voiced by: Creator/MikiIto (JP), Creator/FuyukaOura (JP - young), Creator/KarenStrassman (EN, Bang Zoom), Creator/MallorieRodak (EN, Funimation)

!!!Voiced by: Shizuka Okohira (JP), Creator/BarbaraGoodson (EN)

* PsychopathicWomanchild: Despite many characters describing her as a mature adult woman working as a nurse for the Irie clinic, her personality is actually frighteningly childish when she mutters a lot of dark and scary subjects about Hinamizawa to everyone that most of them never asks for.

* KickTheSonOfABitch: [[spoiler: As much of a genocidal bitch she is in ''Minagoroshi''. In ''Miotsukushi Omote'', she doesn't hesitate to inject Teppei with vaccine H170 to make his brain go into L5 of the Hinamizawa Syndrome after he was expelled out of the Hojou's house by the Club which is justified as Teppei abusing of Satoko reminds her of the same ordeal she went through with the cruel head of the orphanage she was sent to.]]

** In ''Himatsubushi'', he's just a greenhorn. In ''Matsuribayashi'', he is refered to multiple times as a monster.

!!!Voiced by: Creator/ToshihikoSeki (JP), Creator/DaveMallow (EN, Bang Zoom), Cody Savoie (EN, Funimation)

!!!Voiced by: Creator/TakehitoKoyasu (JP - drama CD), Creator/DaisukeOno (JP - anime), Creator/PatrickSeitz (EN)

* NotQuiteTheRightThing: [[spoiler:Just before the Final Operation, she realizes that because of her obstipation to continue the research on Hinamizawa Syndrome, instead of staying in history, her grandfather's research is going to be erased and forgotten, whether a cure is found or the Manual 34 is implemented]]. She is the only one who regrets it though.

%%* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: In most of the arcs.

* DrivenToSuicide: In most of the arcs, he claws his throat out [[spoiler:due to being injected with H173.]]

* HeroKiller: [[spoiler:She's the one killing Rika in most timelines, [[GasLeakCoverup setting off the Great Hinamizawa Disaster to preemptively stop the supposed resulting Level 5 outbreak. Minagoroshi-hen in particular has her personally killing the entire Club shortly beforehand.]]

* NoblewomansLaugh: Gets a classic one in the anime [[spoiler:after her AGodAmI speech]], yet it's somehow less disturbing than most of the protagonists' laughs.
* NotQuiteTheRightThing: [[spoiler:Just before the Final Operation, she realizes that because of her obstination to continue the research on Hinamizawa Syndrome, instead of staying in history, her grandfather's research is going to be erased and forgotten, whether a cure is found or the Manual 34 is implemented]]. She is the only one who regrets it though.

* MsFanservice: She's [[HeadturningBeauty a fairly attractive human]] with [[BuxomIsBetter ample assets]] who wears a few revealing outfits, such as her nurse outfit. She also SleepsInTheNude and wears a BarelyThereSwimwear during the BeachEpisode. [[spoiler:This makes the fact she's the BigBad all the more shocking.]]

!!!Voiced by: Creator/{{Chafurin}} (JP), Joe [=DiMucci=] (EN)

!!!Voiced by: Creator/ToruOkawa (JP), Creator/KyleHebert (EN)

* ForScience: [[spoiler:While Irie has taken some questionable actions (namely dissections of living peoples' brains), he at least [[WellIntentionedExtremist genuinely wants to solve mental disorders.]] Takano actually just cares about the research itself building fame over anyone benefiting from it.]]

* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:In most of the arcs, he claws his throat out due to being injected with H173.]]

* LoveMartyr: [[spoiler:Especially evident in ''Matsuribayashi-hen''. Despite everything Miyo did to him and to the people of Hinamizawa, he is willing to get her help after she was defeated.]]

* ObfuscatingStupidity: [[spoiler:He's a veteran sniper.]]
* OfficialCouple: With Miyo Takano. [[spoiler:Yes, even after she tries to kill him.]]

* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: {{Downplayed|Trope}}. [[spoiler:She genuinely loves Tomitake and isn't really eager to kill him, but that never stops her from making him the victim of "Oyashiro-sama's curse".]]
** Played ''very'' straight, however, with [[spoiler: her grandfather, whom she still loves even when evil...in fact, he is the primary motivator behind her becoming evil to begin with.]]

!!!Voiced by: Creator/MikiIto (JP), Creator/FuyukaOura (JP - young), Creator/KarenStrassman (EN)

!!!Voiced by: Creator/ToshihikoSeki (JP), Creator/DaveMallow (EN)

* ChekhovMIA: For most of the story, no one has any idea of where Satoshi disappeared to the night of the Cotton-Drifting Festival. [[spoiler:In the Matsuribayashi-hen, Shion discovers Satoshi is in a coma in Irie's clinic and he'll need to stay like that at ''least'' until there's a real cure for the Hinamizawa Syndrome.]]

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!!Minor Characters
[[folder:Rumiko Chie]]
!!Rumiko Chie
!!!Voiced by: Creator/FumikoOrikasa (JP), Sam Carr (EN, Bang Zoom), Creator/MacyJohnson (EN, Funimation)
!!!Portrayed by: Hitomi Miwa (film)
[[quoteright:145:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/higu_chie_3182.png]]

The female teacher of Keiichi's class, who is a parody character of ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'''s Ciel-senpai (permission for her usage was given by [[Franchise/{{Nasuverse}} Type-Moon]]). The voice actress for her character in the anime series is the same as the voice actress for Ciel from the Tsukihime anime. Going along with the parody, her favorite food is curry rice, just like Ciel.
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* BerserkButton: Don't you dare insult curry in front of her. It won't be pretty. Sometimes she can hear an insult even when she's not in the room!
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: She has blue hair and blue eyes.
* {{Expy}}: She's clearly based on Ciel from ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'', and Type-Moon even granted permission to 07th Expansion to do so. She seems to be more specifically based on Ciel-sensei, the version of Ciel that appears in ''Tsukihime'''s "Teach me, Ciel-sensei!" segments; she even wears the same pendant.[[note]]Unlike Neko Arc, her status as just Ciel in a teacher's uniform or as a separate character is not quite confirmed. At least one story in Kagetsu Tohya seems to suggest Ciel-sensei is a separate character, which would make Chie an Expy of an Expy.[[/note]] If that wasn't enough, in ''Higurashi Daybreak'', many of Rumiko's moves are direct references to some of Ciel's moves from ''Melty Blood''. In the ExpansionPack, one of Rumiko's alternate outfits is Ciel's nun outfit and, if the player uses this costume, she will talk very much like her ''Tsukihime'' counterpart.
* HotTeacher: Parodied in Kira with Keiichi "sketching" her as punishment game in the Soul Brother's delusion.
* MyNaymeIs: Her name is oddly spelled "Lumiko Cie" in the French version, most likely to make her PunnyName more obvious.
* PunnyName: Her name in Japanese order is Chie Rumiko. If you combine "Chie" and "Ru", you get "Chieru", which sounds very similar to the Japanese pronuncation of [[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Ciel]]'s name.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Unfortunately, there's generally little she can do.
* {{Schoolmarm}}: She's the only teacher at the school the main characters attend, which isn't surprising since Hinamizawa is a rural village and the school is a one-room schoolhouse with a single class of children of different ages. Keiichi is impressed that she manages to teach a class full of students from different grades. Higher grade students are also expected to teach to lower grade ones during free study periods, effectively raising the number of teachers.
* SeriousBusiness: Curry, both cooking it and respecting its history. Rena says she's a tyrant when it comes to curry.
* SternTeacher: In the visual novel, Rena states that Rumiko would not hesitate to discipline her students who had crossed the line with harsh methods, such as hitting them with a wooden ruler. This is never brought up in the anime, where she's generally nice to her students.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Curry, which is yet another indication that she's an {{expy}} of Ciel.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Her hair is dark blue, which is another trait she has in common with Ciel.
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[[folder:Tatsuyoshi Kasai]]
!!Tatsuyoshi Kasai
!!!Voiced by: Creator/FumihikoTachiki (JP), Creator/SteveKramer (EN)
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An employee of the Sonozakis, who looks like a secret agent. He was more active in the past, but has settled down to become Shion's caretaker.
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%%** BadassBeard
%%** RetiredBadass
%%* CoolShades
* RedBaron: "Shotgun Tatsu". Do ''not'' mess with this guy!
* RomanticRunnerUp: According to Shion, her father, Kasai and Akane had a LoveTriangle in their youth. Kasai lost but stayed close to Akane as right-hand man. It didn't end so badly for him at all since he does get to watch over Shion.
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: He wields a shotgun during [[spoiler:the assault on the Irie clinic]] in ''Matsuribayashi''. A single slug from it tears a massive hole through the door and the table the guards were using as cover, scaring them shitless. A second shot gets them all to surrender [[spoiler:except for one]].
* SunglassesAtNight: He is ''always'' seen wearing sunglasses.
%%* {{Yakuza}}
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[[folder:Kumagai Katsuya]]
!!Kumagai Katsuya
!!!Voiced by: Shumpei Otani (JP), Kyle Hebert (EN)
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A police officer in Okinomiya who assists Ooishi in his investigation.
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* StraightMan: He plays the calm ByTheBookCop to Ooishi's BunnyEarsLawyer. Often times being the level-headed {{Foil}} to Ooishi's boistrous antics.
* TheWatson: Ooishi often explains what's on his mind to Kumagai in the process letting the audience know what the police know. It's especially prominent in the TIPS where no protagonists are present for Ooshi to play off of.
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[[folder:Teppei Houjou]]
!!Teppei Houjou
!!!Voiced by: Katsuhisa Hoki (JP), Creator/SteveKramer (EN)
!!!Portrayed by: Riki Takeuchi (film), Tomohiro Waki (drama series)
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Satoko and Satoshi's uncle/foster father. He and his wife were forced to take care of Satoko and Satoshi after the death of their parents, but they abused them. He left Hinamizawa after Tamae's death, and currently lives in Okinomiya.
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* AbusiveParents: He's [[EvilUncle Satoko's uncle]], but ends up as her direct guardian in some arcs, making him a parental figure. Not only does he treat Satoko like crap and hits her, one of the TIPS flat-out states that if she had been a few years older, he would have had no qualms about abusing her sexually too. It doesn't end well for him.
* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler:He gets by Keiichi and Rena in Tatarigoroshi and Tsumihoroboshi respectively for tormenting their loved ones, but in Miotsukushi, Takano injects him with H173 to induce the [[ClawingOnesOwnThroat final stages of Hinamizawa Syndrome]]. He'd been abusing Satoko earlier in the arc, so no tears are shed.]]
* ChildHater: Taken to truly repulsive levels in Tatagoroshi and Minagoroshi-hen.
* EvilIsPetty: While he's depicted as a despicable person all through, the ''Gou'' season exaggerates his pettiness at the beginning of episode 12 when he vandalizes a roadside shrine and pees on the torii shrine gates off-screen
* EvilUncle: He has a history of beating his niece and nephew Satoko and Satoshi. He's not even their real uncle. His older brother was their stepfather.
* HateSink: He clearly was meant as someone who the audience wants to suffer, and does.
* {{Jerkass}}: '''All''' the time. Even in episodes where he isn't doing anything morally reprehensible, he's still an asshole.
* KarmicDeath: [[spoiler:In Tatarigoshi, Exorcism, Tsumihoroboshi, and Miotsukushi-hen, he's killed by one or several members of the club either to free Satoko from his abuse or to get back at him for him and Rina extorting money from Rena's father.]]
* KnightOfCerebus: His presence always signifies things getting unpleasant. [[spoiler:Lampshaded by Rika in the Massacre Chapter: in any world where Satoko's uncle returns to Hinamizawa, Rika feels she might as well give up at trying to fight against any circumstances.]]
* LoanShark: One of his activities, with the help of Rina.
* OhCrap: That's how most normal people react to [[spoiler:putting the light on and seeing what was a cute teenage girl 2 seconds ago, brandishing an axe ready to cleave your head in two. Or seeing a furious teenage boy charging at you with a baseball bat while screaming like a banshee.]] He doesn't have the time to say it out loud in either scenario though.
* OutlawCouple: According to Kasai, he is a pimp and uses his lover Rina to swindle men out of their money.
* PayEvilUntoEvil: Whenever he's killed, it's because someone found his actions so horrible, they thought he no longer had the right to live.
* TheyKilledKenny: Dies quite a lot, mostly to his own evil acts biting him in the ass.
* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: [[spoiler:Rika considers his return to Hinamizawa to be one of the worst possible omens for a new timeline. In timelines where he comes back to the village, his presence - in particular his destabilizing influence on Satoko - invariably dooms any and all efforts at making things better. It gets to the point that when he appears in ''Minagoroshi'', Rika considers simply killing herself to save herself some heartache, as she is convinced that despite the fact that the timeline has had some excellent turns of luck thus far, his mere presence in the village has doomed it beyond any hope of recovery.]]
* VigilanteExecution: Vigilante action (for NASTY child abuse and badger games) is the common motive in his many deaths throughout the arcs.
* WouldHurtAChild: As long as he has someone to hit, he's not picky about the age. He also [[spoiler:kills Rika]] in an unseen world.
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[[folder:Rina Mamiya]]
!!Rina/Ritsuko Mamiya
!!!Voiced by: Creator/KyokoHikami (JP - drama CD), Creator/MisaWatanabe (JP - anime), Jean Smart (EN)
!!!Portrayed by: Aya Sugimoto (film), Rei Yoshii (drama series)
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A woman who appears in Rena's life in ''Tsumihoroboshi-hen''. She is the lover of Teppei Houjou.
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* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler:She's killed by Takano and the Yamainu after sneaking into the Irie clinic in Miotsukushi.]]
* BareYourMidriff: She wears a tube top that exposes her belly.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: When Rina confronts Rena about the fact that she doesn't like her, and Rina puts on a pretty convincing act about how she genuinely loves Rena's father. Rena falls for it and starts to reconsider her view on Rina before she overheard her and Teppei badmouthing her father.
* BlatantLies: "I'm pregnant. And since I'm a Christian, I can't have an abortion."
* CruelAndUnusualDeath:
** In the scenarios where she steals money from the Sonozakis, her mutilated corpse is found washed in the sewers. Her nose and ears were cut off, one nail was driven through each of her finger joints, and her belly was slit open.
** In ''Tsumihoroboshi'', [[spoiler:Rena cuts her stomach open and beats her to death with a pipe.]]
* DistinguishingMark: A red star-shaped tattoo on her belly. Useful for identifying her mangled, rotted corpse.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: In case you don't spot her right from the beginning, the first TIP of ''Tsumihoroboshi'' after she appears tells us her name and her work: the same as Teppei's mistress who was killed horribly three arcs earlier. Woops. [[spoiler:In other words if she dies early, Teppei Houjou returns to Hinamizawa.]]
* GoldDigger: In Tsumihoroboshi-hen, she's only dating Rena's father to extort money from him.
* HateSink: Like Teppei, she's made unsympathetic and hateable so we feel more bad for [[spoiler:Rena]] when the latter kills Rina as revenge for scamming her father.
* KarmicDeath: In ''Tsumihoroboshi', [[spoiler:she's extorting money from Rena's father, which ends in Rena brutally beating her to death with a pipe.]]
* MeaningfulName: Rena took the "i" out of her name to signify the removal of all "ickyness" from her life. Could it really be a coincidence that Rina is nothing ''but'' horribleness?
* OutlawCouple: With Teppei. Together they swindle men out of their money through intimidation and blackmail schemes.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Major hint that there's something not right about her.
* TheSchlubPubSeductionDeduction: It has struck again. Poor Rena's dad.
* TattooedCrook: She's Teppei's partner in crime and has a star-shaped tattoo on her midriff.
* TooDumbToLive: In ''Tsumihoroboshi''. [[spoiler:Rina is lured by Rena to an abandoned junkyard where no one can hear her scream. A junkyard that Rena comes by every day to look for treasures and she thinks she's got the upper hand on Rena. She learned the hard way when Rena beat her to death with a pipe.]]
** In ''Minagoroshi'', [[spoiler:you learn that her potentional death can be caused by her attempt at swindeling the yakuza]].
* VigilanteExecution: [[spoiler:The motive for her death in the 6th novel.]]
* VillainsWantMercy: [[spoiler:Once Rena outs her as a GoldDigger, she starts strangling her while laughing about how cursed her life has been from her parents' divorce to now. Rena manages to grab a pipe and furiously starts bludgeoning her with it. Now that Rena has the upper hand, she tearfully begs for her life, but only further enrages her by using the name "Reina".]]
* WouldHurtAChild: She doesn't have qualms with seriously attacking Rena when the latter realizes hers and Teppei's scam.
%%* YouGottaHaveBlueHair
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[[folder:Akane Sonozaki]]
!!Akane Sonozaki
!!!Voiced by: Creator/KikukoInoue (JP)
[[quoteright:150:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/higu_akane_6792.png]]

Mion and Shion's mother. Although one of her daughters is still the family heir, Akane herself was disowned after marrying someone of whom her family disapproved.
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%%* ActionMom
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: Green hair and eyes, which her daughters got from her.
* DatingWhatDaddyHates: She got married to a Yakuza boss from outside the village, which led to the {{Fingore}} mentioned below and changing the kanji in her name to remove the "oni".
* DoesNotLikeSpam: She claims to hate shiitake mushrooms as much as liars.
* {{Fingore}}: Akane had to rip off her own fingernails due to her feud with Oryou over marrying a guy the clan didn't approve. Unlike Shion, she can laugh it off now.
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Her WeaponOfChoice is a katana. Mion must have got it from somewhere.
* KimonoIsTraditional: She's a YamatoNadeshiko who is always dressed in a kimono.
* MarryForLove: She married an outsider of the village of her own choice instead of letting Oryou choose her husband for her.
* MissingMom: She's rarely on screen due to her estrangement. Like Shion, she lives in Okinomiya instead of Hinamizawa.
* NiceGirl: While she's calm and collected, in ''Meakashi'', she does held concerns for Shion's wellbeing as she gets [[spoiler:her three nails ripped off painfully]] and is quite warm and welcoming to Keiichi in the manga version of 'Minagoroshi'' as she hilariously willing to have him marry either Mion or Shion if he wants to.
* OddFriendship: Forms a friendship with [[spoiler:Ooishi]] in ''Matsuribayashi'' despite the years of hatred between them, thanks to [[spoiler:Ooishi realizing the Sonozaki family had nothing to do with the construction manager's death]].
* OddNameOut: She's the only female of her family not to have the character for oni in her name. She used to, but had to change the spelling of her name when she was disowned.
* RedBaron: The "Demon Princess of Shishibone".
* ShipperOnDeck: She assumes that Keiichi's determination to save Satoko from Teppei in Minagoroshi means that they're a couple. When corrected by Mion, she offers him either of her daughters and invites him to start calling her "Mom", only to get smacked by both Mion and Shion.
* SilkHidingSteel: Oh, you'd better believe it. Despite coming across as calm, controlled, kindly, and even-tempered, Akane is a strong woman and when she puts her foot down, even Mion and Shion don't dare to cross her.
* {{Yakuza}}: Her husband is a crime boss.
* YamatoNadeshiko: Fits the trope to a T, from her traditional kimono garb, to her calm-yet-controlled personality, to her wiliness and resourcefulness in the face of hardship. Even her daughters respect her strength.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: She has green hair, which her daughter obviously inherited from her.
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[[folder:Kiichirou Kimiyoshi]]
!!Kiichirou Kimiyoshi
!!!Voiced by: Masaaki Tsukada (JP), Creator/KyleHebert (EN)
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The head of one of the Three Families and the official village chief of Hinamizawa. He seems to be a kindly old man, but is vehement in his hatred for Hinamizawa's enemies.
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* MeaningfulName: The characters for "Kimiyoshi" can be rearranged to form the character "oni".
* ShipperOnDeck: In Miotsukushi-hen, [[spoiler:he supports Keiichi and Mion.]]
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[[folder:Hifumi Takano]]
!!Hifumi Takano
!!!Voiced by: Kazumi Tanaka (JP)
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A scientist who devoted his entire life to researching a disease he calls Hinamizawa Syndrome, which he thinks could shake the entire scientific knowledge about the human brain. However, his research is shunned and mocked by the academic world.
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* AlphabeticalThemeNaming: His first name is written 一二三 (one two three). [[spoiler:Then Miyoko became Miyo (三四 three four).]]
* DrivenToSuicide: When he realized he was [[SanitySlippage going senile]] in his late years.
* ForWantOfANail: [[spoiler: The ''one'' timeline where Miyoko's parents survive and Hifumi's endless efforts in researching Hinamizawa Syndrome pays off is the one portrayed in ''Outbreak''... where the Japanese government uses his research as basis for turning Hinamizawa Syndrome into a ''weapon of biological warfare''.]]
* AGodAmI: A rare case where it's not a megalomaniac rant. He just thinks that if his research is acknowleged, he will become some kind of eternal being, just like a god. The problem is, his beloved granddaughter [[GoneHorriblyWrong took it a bit too seriously.]] His final letter to her really didn't help though (see UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom below).
* JustInTime: Had he come to the orphanage only a day later, [[spoiler:Miyoko would probably have died with her head in that latrin.]]
* ParentalSubstitute: To Miyoko.
* PosthumousCharacter: Died several years before the start of the story.
* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: You don't understand the first time (because it seems irrelevant in that arc), but [[spoiler:the first TIP of ''Minagoroshi'' is his [[DeadManWriting suicide letter]] to Miyoko. He tells her that he coudn't become a god and that she must become one in his stead.]] Worst. Will. Ever.