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--> '''Chip''': s-so... while we're asking q-q-questions.... ww-w-what's it l-like out there in the non c-c-c-cafe z-zones, anyway?
--> '''Fern''': Oh... uh... it's... well... something. It's. Something.
--> '''Chip''': [[SincerityMode W-wow!]] That m-must be p-p-pretty n-neat!

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--> '''Chip''': -->'''Chip''': s-so... while we're asking q-q-questions.... ww-w-what's it l-like out there in the non c-c-c-cafe z-zones, anyway?
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anyway?\\
'''Fern''': Oh... uh... it's... well... something. It's. Something. \n--> \\
'''Chip''': [[SincerityMode W-wow!]] That m-must be p-p-pretty n-neat!



--> '''Commentator''': Ironically he doesn't drink coffee.
--> '''Bogleech''': For him, that would be like drinking human blood, yeah.

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--> '''Commentator''': -->'''Commentator''': Ironically he doesn't drink coffee.
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coffee.\\
'''Bogleech''': For him, that would be like drinking human blood, yeah.



* NonHumanHead: He has a badly cracked coffee mug for a head. Notably, this isn't actually attached to his body -- he manually holds it a bit above where his neck would be.



--> '''Chip's Memo To Tori''': I KNOW YOU SAID YOU JUST DON'T HAVE ANY DONORS I'D BE INTERESTED IN SWAPPING WITH, BUT I JUST REALLY NEED A BREAK FROM THIS POSITION. I'LL TAKE ANYTHING. I REALLY DON'T CARE.

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--> '''Chip's -->'''Chip's Memo To Tori''': I KNOW YOU SAID YOU JUST DON'T HAVE ANY DONORS I'D BE INTERESTED IN SWAPPING WITH, BUT I JUST REALLY NEED A BREAK FROM THIS POSITION. I'LL TAKE ANYTHING. I REALLY DON'T CARE.






--> '''Joe''': COME ON, FLAIR, DON'T YOU EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST... ''NNNNNGGGGG''... JUST....' 'CUSTOMERS''.... I DON'T KNOW, JUST, JUST ''RRRRRIP 'EM IN HALF?!''
--> '''Flair''': Well of ''course,'' but it's unfortunately proven... unprofitable. Work before fun, sugar.

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--> '''Joe''': -->'''Joe''': COME ON, FLAIR, DON'T YOU EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST... ''NNNNNGGGGG''... JUST....' 'CUSTOMERS''.... I DON'T KNOW, JUST, JUST ''RRRRRIP 'EM IN HALF?!''
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HALF?!''\\
'''Flair''': Well of ''course,'' but it's unfortunately proven... unprofitable. Work before fun, sugar.



--> '''Flair''': I'm so ''terribly'' sorry, miss. Our employee apparently thinks customers want to hear ''its'' problems.

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--> '''Flair''': -->'''Flair''': I'm so ''terribly'' sorry, miss. Our employee apparently thinks customers want to hear ''its'' problems.



--> '''Joe''': PLEASE CHOKE TO DEATH.
--> '''Flair''': Now, sugarmush, we talked about this. Not until after we have all their money.

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--> '''Joe''': -->'''Joe''': PLEASE CHOKE TO DEATH.
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DEATH.\\
'''Flair''': Now, sugarmush, we talked about this. Not until after we have all their money.




--> '''Joe''': WELCOME. TO THE CAFE. I HATE YOU FOR SOME REASON.
--> '''Flair''': Now, Joe, we've talked about this.
--> '''Joe''': Y...YES MA'AM. WELCOME TO THE CAFE. I HATE YOU. FOR SOME REASON. ASK. ABOUT OUR CLUB CARD.
--> '''Flair''': See, was that so hard?

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\n--> '''Joe''': -->'''Joe''': WELCOME. TO THE CAFE. I HATE YOU FOR SOME REASON. \n--> \\
'''Flair''': Now, Joe, we've talked about this.
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this.\\
'''Joe''': Y...YES MA'AM. WELCOME TO THE CAFE. I HATE YOU. FOR SOME REASON. ASK. ABOUT OUR CLUB CARD. \n--> \\
'''Flair''': See, was that so hard?






--> '''Joe''': COME ON, FLAIR, DON'T YOU EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST...''NNNNNGGGGG''... JUST.... ''CUSTOMERS''.... I DON'T KNOW, JUST, JUST ''RRRRRIP 'EM IN HALF?!''

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--> '''Joe''': -->'''Joe''': COME ON, FLAIR, DON'T YOU EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST...''NNNNNGGGGG''... JUST.... ''CUSTOMERS''.... I DON'T KNOW, JUST, JUST ''RRRRRIP 'EM IN HALF?!'' HALF?!''



--> '''Joe''': FOR A QUASISPIRAL ONLY, EVERY DRINK INCLUDES A COMPLEMENTARY SAMPLE OF OUR BRAND. NEW. HOUSE FLAVOR.

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--> '''Joe''': -->'''Joe''': FOR A QUASISPIRAL ONLY, EVERY DRINK INCLUDES A COMPLEMENTARY SAMPLE OF OUR BRAND. NEW. HOUSE FLAVOR.



--> ''The only thing you're certain of is that this will never enter your mouth.''

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--> ''The -->''The only thing you're certain of is that this will never enter your mouth.'' ''



* LethalChef: Joe's Blackish Foam is outright poisonous to EVERYTHING.
** [[spoiler: When Willis soaked the Bandages with Blackish Foam during Team Green's fight with Dr. Man, not only did it corrupt the Bandages' healing ability into a ''harming'' ability, but he eventually [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist died from it]]. He still holds a grudge against Fern after being brought back to life.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Man''': His previous vessel... turned. He has had no difficulty adjusting to a replacement, as you have done innumerable times yourself, though he found your tactics... distasteful... and has articulated... colorful... opinions of your character.]]

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* LethalChef: Joe's Blackish Foam is outright poisonous to EVERYTHING. \n** [[spoiler: When Willis soaked the Bandages with Blackish Foam during Team Green's fight with Dr. Man, not only did it corrupt the Bandages' healing ability into a ''harming'' ability, but he eventually [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist died from it]]. He still holds a grudge against Fern after being brought back to life.]]
--> [[spoiler: -->[[spoiler: '''Dr. Man''': His previous vessel... turned. He has had no difficulty adjusting to a replacement, as you have done innumerable times yourself, though he found your tactics... distasteful... and has articulated... colorful... opinions of your character.]]



* NonHumanHead: His head is a styrofoam cup attached to his body with a neck brace.





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[[center: [-[[Characters/AwfulHospital Main Character Index]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheMotherAndHerSon The Mother And Her Son]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalCompanionsOfTheMother Companions Of The Mother]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalStaff The Hospital Staff]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalPatients The Hospital Patients]] Patients And Visitors]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalBurgrrIncPersonnel Burgrr Inc. Personnel]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheAbyss The Abyss]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheMorgue The Morgue]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheLibrary The Library]] | '''The Cafe''' | [[Characters/InertSubConceptVesselMG0908BNSKHL3900438093990 Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheWorms The Worms]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheParliament The Parliament]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheDolphins The Dolphins]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalUnaffiliatedEntities Unaffiliated Entities]]]]-]

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* PetTheDog: Amazingly, she [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/884.html actually gave Joe a layer break as a reward for good behavior and told Fern to scram and leave him alone.]] Which might not seem like much but given who we're dealing with, is generous by her standards. One has to wonder if Chip ever had such luck.


'''Special Note:''' For tropes relating to the man Joe used to be ''before'' [[spoiler: his Q-36 Procedure,]] please click [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/AwfulHospitalTheParliament here.]]

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'''Special Note:''' For tropes relating to the man Joe used to be ''before'' [[spoiler: his Q-36 Procedure,]] please click [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/AwfulHospitalTheParliament [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheParliament here.]]


SPECIAL NOTE: For tropes relating to Chip ''after'' [[spoiler: his Q-36 Procedure,]] please click [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalStaff here.]]

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SPECIAL NOTE: For tropes relating to Chip ''after'' [[spoiler: his Q-36 Procedure,]] please click [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalStaff [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalStaff here.]]


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[[center: [-[[Characters/AwfulHospital Main Character Index]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheMotherAndHerSon The Mother And Her Son]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalCompanionsOfTheMother Companions Of The Mother]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalStaff The Hospital Staff]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalPatients The Hospital Patients]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalBurgrrIncPersonnel Burgrr Inc. Personnel]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheAbyss The Abyss]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheMorgue The Morgue]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheLibrary The Library]] | '''The Cafe''' | [[Characters/InertSubConceptVesselMG0908BNSKHL3900438093990 Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheWorms The Worms]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheParliament The Parliament]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheDolphins The Dolphins]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalUnaffiliatedEntities Unaffiliated Entities]]]]-]


* BlatantLies: She gives Eyeslob a bottle of "safe tea", which contains something that looks an awful lot like Flair as a PuppeteerParasite.

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* BlatantLies: She gives Eyeslob a bottle of "safe tea", which contains something that looks an awful lot like Flair as a PuppeteerParasite. His [[Expositron9000 infoid larvus]] quickly confirms that it's hazardous.



* [[MisterBig Miss Big]]: She's pretty large for a ''badge.''
* MoreThanMeetsTheEye: Check the picture hanging on the wall right next to the slob with the mop [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bigcafebigger.png in this link.]] It shows there's more to Flair's body than badges.
* PuppeteerParasite: How she [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/778.html controls her workers.]]

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* [[MisterBig Miss Big]]: She's pretty large for a ''badge.''
'' Subverted later; once Flair is shown through Eyeslob's point of view.
* MoreThanMeetsTheEye: Check the picture hanging on the wall right next to the slob with the mop [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bigcafebigger.png in this link.]] It shows there's more to Flair's body than badges.
not just a bunch of badges, she's actually a huge parasitic lifeform hanging from the Cafe's ceiling, with her tendrils implanted in every one of her workers.
* PuppeteerParasite: How she She [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/778.html controls her workers.]] workers]] by feeding them a "safe tea" infested with a parasitic larva of herself. It's assumed that after swallowing it, this larva matures and connects its host to Flair's main body in the Cafe.


* PuppeterParasite: How she [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/778.html controls her workers.]]

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* PuppeterParasite: PuppeteerParasite: How she [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/778.html controls her workers.]]

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* PuppeterParasite: How she [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/778.html controls her workers.]]

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!!!!!![[caption-width-right:375: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/flair.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:375:[[spoiler: Service with way too many smiles!]]]]


* BlatantLies: She gives Eyeslob a bottle of "safe tea", which contains something that looks an awful lot like Flaire as a PuppeteerParasite.

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* BlatantLies: She gives Eyeslob a bottle of "safe tea", which contains something that looks an awful lot like Flaire Flair as a PuppeteerParasite.

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* BlatantLies: She gives Eyeslob a bottle of "safe tea", which contains something that looks an awful lot like Flaire as a PuppeteerParasite.

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* AmbitionIsEvil: No matter why she's turning Slobs into her [[SlaveMooks puppets,]] it's clear it's for her own evil sake.


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* TheStarscream: Claims to be a member of the [[BigBadDuumvirate Parliament,]] but it's clear she actually wants to take them over for herself.

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* AdmiringTheAbomination: She adores dolphins for being so thoroughly evil.

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* AdmiringTheAbomination: He talks about how a dolphin painfully ripped apart his previous self into bloody pieces and gushes at how cool it was, wishing he could be a dolphin too.

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