History Awesome / TheEditingRoom

-->'''Daisy Ridley:''' And yet YOU managed to [[HeelFaceTurn save a full-blown Sith Lord]] who'd [[WouldHurtAChild murdered a schoolful of innocent children]]. And who was responsible for the deaths of [[KillEmAll most of the Jedi]], [[RedShirtArmy hundreds of thousands of Rebels]], [[{{Yandere}} the woman he loved]], [[YouHaveFailedMe assorted underlings]], and oh yeah [[EarthShatteringKaboom THE ENTIRE PLANET OF ALDERAAN]].

-->'''Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:''' Look, Bay didn't trick you here. This is the THIRD movie. If you seriously thought, after seeing the first two movies, that this was going to be anything other than an unwatchable, idiotic piece of festering horseshit, then you're even dumber than Bay is, and that guy thinks Wiki/TVTropes[=.=]org [[ClicheStorm is a filmmaking how-to manual]].

* [[UpToEleven BITCH I'M WONDER WOMAN!!!]]

-->'''Daisy Ridley''' Admit it Mark! [[MyGreatestFailure You tried to kill Adam when he was your student]]!
-->'''Mark Hamill''' Okay okay, I might have BRIEFLY thought about it. If you have kids some day, you'll understand. But I also saw that [[Creator/AdamDriver Adam]] is beyond saving, he's pure evil! Especially now that he killed his Dad!
-->'''Daisy Ridley''' And yet YOU managed to [[HeelFaceTurn save a full-blown Sith Lord]] who'd [[WouldHurtAChild murdered a schoolful of innocent children]]. And who was responsible for the deaths of [[KillEmAll most of the Jedi]], [[RedShirtArmy hundreds of thousands of Rebels]], [[{{Yandere}} the woman he loved]], [[YouHaveFailedMe assorted underlings]], and oh yeah [[EarthShatteringKaboom THE ENTIRE PLANET OF ALDERAAN]].

-->'''Mark Hamill''' [[BrickJoke You are NEVER hearing the Joker voice now.]]

-->'''Mark Hamill''' [[BrickJoke You are NEVER hearing the Joker voice now.]

* The climax of ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'':

-->'''Evil Cara Delvigne:''' ''(doing the Funky Gibbon)'' That’s a low blow, Margot. You’ve broken my heart.
-->'''Margot Robbie:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I don’t break hearts honey, I STEAL THEM!]] ''(yanks out Cara’s heart)''

-->'''Creator/IanMcDiarmid=]:''' I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

-->'''Mark Hamill''' [[BrickJoke You are NEVER hearing the Joker voice now.]]
* The script for ''Film/PetSematary2019'' rewrites the film's DownerEnding with a scene that manages to be awesome, funny and heartwarming all at once. See FanonDiscontinuity on the main page for details.
* ''Film/{{Bumblebee}}'' ends with a particularly satisfying swipe at the hypocrisy of audience-members who are always complaining about Michael Bay's (commercially successful) ''Transformers'' films and Hollywood's reluctance to diversify:
-->'''Creator/HaileeSteinfeld:''' Holy shit we are the most positively reviewed Transformers film! And it has a female screenwriter and a fairly likeable lead who’s also a female woman! Surely this means we'll win the adoration of the inclusion crowd who will pay to see our movie in droves!
--> '''Dylan O’Brienbot:''' Nope we under performed big time. Woke Website/{{Twitter}} doesn't care about the quality of entertainment only its forced social pandering, which is why in the next movie Optimus and I are going to fuck!

* Pick a side, any side:
--> '''Creator/ZackSnyder:''' I did it! Alan Moore said ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'' was "inherently unfilmable" but I pulled it off! Not so bad, was it Alan Moore?
--> '''Creator/AlanMoore:''' Film is an inferior form of art, spoon-feeding audience goers and watering down our collective cultural imagination. This movie was garbage, as are all movies.
--> '''Zack Snyder:''' Dude. You write comic books. Stop acting like you're fucking Monet, you pretentious jackass.

--> '''Dylan O’Brienbot:''' Nope we under performed big time. Woke Twitter doesn't care about the quality of entertainment only its forced social pandering, which is why in the next movie Optimus and I are going to fuck!

--> But just then [[Film/{{Rambo}} RAMBO]] and [[Film/{{Predator}} DUTCH]] and [[Film/DieHard JOHN MCCLANE]] and [[Creator/CharlesBronson CHARLES BRONSON]] and [[Film/IngloriousBasterds THE BEAR JEW]] and [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} PRESIDENT CAMACHO]] and [[Film/BonnieAndClyde THE COPS FROM]] ''[[Film/BonnieAndClyde BONNIE AND CLYDE]]'' burst in and pump ELEANOR, LUCILLE, and RHODA full of BULLETS, still going even as they stand waist-deep in BLOOD and GUTS and SHELL CASINGS and all three of THOSE BITCHES' limp, lifeless BODIES get more HOLES put into them than season 8 of ''[[Series/GameOfThrones GAME OF THRONES]]'', and also [[Music/AndrewWK ANDREW W.K.]]'s "PARTY HARD" or something awesome like that is blasting in the BACKGROUND, and it's all like POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW, and it feels so good to imagine because this was the first time something in a MOVIE ever filled your FIVE-YEAR-OLD SELF with RAGE, RAGE, WHITE-HOT ASS-NUMBING TRIPLE-HOMICIDAL RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

* Perhaps the most succinct demolition of the mentality that went into making ''Film/{{Birdman}}'' ever written:

-->'''FRAN KRANZ:''' Maybe the human race should die out, if this is what it takes for it to continue.

* It's not often that an Editing Room parody writer becomes truly angry with a movie, but in her scripts for ''Fanfic/{{After}}'' and its sequel ''After We Collided'', Jess M. makes it clear that she thinks the franchise promotes terrible values. At the climax of the ''After We Collided'' script, this leads to a truly epic AuthorFilibuster[=/=]CharacterFilibuster. As with the ''Cinderella'' example above, it's [[RealLifeWritesThePlot immediately undone]], but even that manages to be mordantly funny.

-->[[Creator/GalGadot GAL]] goes into a BLIND RAGE and she just. Goddamn. I mean she like. She fucking MASSACRES [[Creator/DavidThewlis DAVID]]. Just OBLITERATES the SHIT out of HIM. Like she’s playing with ALL THE CHEAT CODES on. Dental records won't even identify him.

-->[[Creator/GalGadot GAL]] goes into a BLIND RAGE and she just. Goddamn. I mean she like. She fucking MASSACRES [[spoiler: [[Creator/DavidThewlis DAVID]]]]. Just OBLITERATES the SHIT out of HIM. Like she’s playing with ALL THE CHEAT CODES on. Dental records won't even identify him.

* It's not often that an Editing Room parody writer becomes truly angry with a movie, but in her scripts for ''Fanfic/{{After}}'' and its sequel ''After We Collided'', Jess M. makes it clear that she thinks the franchise promotes terrible values. At the climax of the ''After We Collided'' script, this leads to a truly epic AuthorFilibuster[=/=]CharacterFilibuster, but in this case SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped. As with the ''Cinderella'' example above, it's [[RealLifeWritesThePlot immediately undone]], but even that manages to be mordantly funny.

-->'''Margot Robbie:''' I could be your senior beautician! My specialty is eyebrows!

-->'''Ian [=McDiarmid=]:''' I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

-->'''Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson:''' Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch my lightsaber I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of Navarone.

-->'''Shia [=LaBeouf=]:''' [[{{Wangst}} Ugh, these movies are so stupid.]] The Transformers deserve better than this.
-->'''Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:''' Okay, you know what? No, they don't. Transformers was a poorly animated [[MerchandiseDriven toy commercial]] dressed up like entertainment. The only reason you ever liked it was because [[NostalgiaFilter when it was on TV you were a teenage boy]], which is exactly who this piece of shit movie is made for. The same version of you that loved Transformers in 1985 would love this movie.

* [[UpToEleven BITCH I’M WONDER WOMAN!!!]]
--> GAL goes into a BLIND RAGE and she just. Goddamn. I mean she like. She fucking MASSACRES [[spoiler: DAVID]]. Just OBLITERATES the SHIT out of HIM. Like she’s playing with ALL THE CHEAT CODES on. Dental records won't even identify him.
* Rey/Daisy Ridley's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Luke/Creator/MarkHamill in ''Film/TheLastJedi'', as well as showing that Kylo could have been redeemed if Luke had acted more rationally.

-->'''Hailee Steinfeld:''' Holy shit we are the most positively reviewed Transformers film! And it has a female screenwriter and a fairly likeable lead who’s also a female woman! Surely this means we'll win the adoration of the inclusion crowd who will pay to see our movie in droves!

-->'''Ewan [=McGregor=]:''' ''(backing up stairs)'' It's too late, Rebecca. You can't win. You can't win because I have something you'll never have, something I've been searching for my whole life.
-->'''Rebecca Ferguson:''' ''(advancing closer)'' What is it? A family?

* It's not often that an Editing Room parody writer becomes truly angry with a movie, but in her scripts for ''Fanfic/{{After}}'' and its sequel ''After We Collided'', Jess M. make it clear that she thinks the franchise promotes terrible values. At the climax of the ''After We Collided'' script, this leads to a truly epic AuthorFilibuster[=/=]CharacterFilibuster, but in this case SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped. As with the ''Cinderella'' example above, it's [[RealLifeWritesThePlot immediately undone]], but even that manages to be mordantly funny.

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