We try to kill SCP-682

Result: Unfortunately, 682 encountered a middle-aged man screaming at him about frightening a prepubescent female, resulting in him growing so annoyed that he tore through the fabric of space and time to escape.

Test: Send it through an infinite loop of portals.

Test: Send it through an infinite loop of portals. Result: FAILED the portals had the wrong coordinates set allowing 682 to escape.

TEST: Contact the Hero Association and send C rank hero Caped Baldy to eliminate 682

edited 13th Aug '16 6:53:54 PM by vjoi

Result: FAILED. Caped baldy could not be contacted at the time, due to him being in a different universe.

Test: Use the oxygen destroyer on it.

test:use the oxygen destroyer on it

Result: FAILED subject is apparently a species that does not need oxygen to survive

EDIT: The above explanation was a false hood by Dr. █████████ written in an attempt to coverup the fact that the jackass broke the damn thing he has been disciplined accordingly -05

TEST: hire Rolo Lamperouge to use the information from the scp foundation and his powers to practically stop time, to end 682's life.

edited 15th Aug '16 11:56:26 PM by vjoi

Actually, the Oxygen Destroyer is a powerful weapon from Godzilla.

Result: Rolo can't kill SCP-682.

Test: Expose it to SCP-1427

Test: Expose it to SCP-1427 RESULT: Experiment Canceled

TEST: pay a man named johnny gat to End 682's ass like his name was Shogo Akuji.

Result: 682 simply ate the man, in a horrific display that was very, very messy.

Two things. One, he had terrible table manners. Two, Take your Children to Work day has been canceled. Again. What idiot thought it would be a good idea to reinstate that? Anyway, the kids were given Class A ammesiacs, and everything's fine. Minus the fact that they're unable to remember anything but their name. -Dr RW~

TEST: Attempt to split every atom, from everywhere.

Test: Use Alessi's stand to age down SCP-682 into a weaker form, then fire nuclear-grade weapons at it until it dies.

edited 16th Aug '16 8:30:21 AM by BlackMageAnolis

Result: Test cancelled. No nukes, remember?

Test: Use the Oxygen Destroyer and have someone who actually knows who they're talking about write the result.

Result: Test Impossible.

Analysis: No one knows how to replicate the process due to the inventor, Dr. Serizawa, committing suicide to keep it from being abused. (Sorry, I couldn't help but do that. You did ask for someone who knew what it was after all.. :p )

Test: Infect someone with the Luck Virus and have them attempt to kill SCP-682.

edited 16th Aug '16 6:29:56 PM by Avenuewriter

RESULT: Unfortunately, they were still unable to kill 682. However, they managed to survive the ensuing containment breach, and not die!

Reset button activated.

Test: We put 682 inside of the Large Hadron Collider, and turn it on.

Result: SCP-579-B was created. RIP the world it's all your fault. (SCP-2000 activated)

Test: FIRE THE HALO RINGS! TWICE!

Result: FAILED. 682 was heavily wounded, but not killed.

Test: Lead 682 to Destroyah. "Let them fight" -Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]

Result: Failure, as Destroyah was promptly killed by SCP-682.

Test: We force SCP-682 to watch The Room, Troll 2, The Star Wars Holiday Special, and all of Neil Breen's movies.

Result:UNIDENTIFIED. Based on a after-test communication attempt, 682 has been found to have severe brain trauma.

• Dr.Lee: How the hell did that lizard incinerate every single cell of Destroyah?

Test: "Someone else do this. I'm out of ideas."

edited 19th Aug '16 4:50:28 PM by SolarokChaos

Result: Failed. SCP-682 is to be removed from Mt. Everest as soon as possible.

Test: Make SCP-682 switch places with Kyubey (his state as of Rebellion to be specific)

edited 19th Aug '16 5:01:06 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

Test: Feed SCP-682 to SCP-169.

Dr.[Data Expunged]: At least it wont come back after being eaten. Right?

'd. You did not post a response to the previous test. Result: Test cancelled. Remember, 169 is asleep.

Test: Force 682 into The Void from Minecraft, then block the entrance with 256 layers of bedrock.

Result: 682 simply digs its claws into the bedrock and walks upside-down. It eventually finds a breach and returns to the surface, resulting in [redacted] Testificate casualties.

Test: Throw 682 into the maze from Maze Runner. But make it a maze of mirrors.

Result: Failure. 682 reappeared outside of [DATA EXPUNGED] weeks later. The Foundation was able to capture it before it caused any casualties. Upon exploring the maze, all mirrors were found to be shattered.

Test: Send it to Antarctica while observing it from the air.

edited 21st Aug '16 3:45:43 PM by Laicuss333

Result: SCP-682 causes the extinction of all penguins in Antarctica, while numerous other animal species are now endangered. Thanks for nothing.

Addendum: SCP-682 later wandered into a research facility, where he encountered several terrified humans hiding from a shapeshifting extraterrestrial organism. [DATA EXPUNGED]

Test: Ask the Justice League and Avengers to help us destroy SCP-682.

Result: Failure. The Justice League was too busy moping about and cramping The Avengers's style for either group to do anything of merit. Batman tried killing it though, he didn't do much damage.

Test: Send in a Terminator programmed to kill SCP-682.

Yeah, they're bollocks.

edited 22nd Aug '16 1:46:03 PM by Avenuewriter

^note Are you referring to the new DC movies? I haven't seen any of them yet, but haven't heard good things about them.

Result: SCP-682 terminates the Terminator.

Test: Ask Uncle and Tohru to banish SCP-682 to the Demon Netherworld.

RESULT: When the guest researchers performed the ritual it seemingly worked flawlessly. Two days later a portal opens in new york and guess who comes rampaging on in!

TEST convince Teru Mikami to "Eliminate" 682.