Result: We now have 2 682s now fighting to the death for dominance, it has been 3 years now 4 galaxies have been destroyed in the war with denizens of the multiverse taking sides tricked by the warriors into believing their 682 is a true god . We can't even press the reset button due to a desire to see how this ends.
Test: to defeat a psychotic monster of chaos we allied with greater force to help us destroy it, to put it simply What is a monster to a god?
ooc:because I fear this will end up like the other posts where I don't out right say it, Test: have Discord fight scp 682
edited 9th Feb '17 1:45:41 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Result: Equestria has been devastated by the immense amount of fighting. Again. Discord won, but he couldn't kill 682 permanently, so he just sent it back to our world. In the middle of the main Foundation HQ. Reset button used.
Test: Have it fight Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. Either 682 dies (good) or Emrakul dies (not as good, but still a desirable outcome).
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
May be Stupendous Man
Result: Thread died because no one could think of a test.
Test: Throw it into a universe where absolute zero is colder than it is here, and freeze it.
Insert something clever here
Result: it superheated itself to the point where it melted the boundaries between the multiverse and came back here . . . on fire.
Test: We have found an odd creature who has been seen going up to children and claiming to be able to turn them into beings like SCP-239 We of Corse need to capture him. I propose after this being is in containment we find a way to convince this creature to help us destroy scp 682.
edited 12th Feb '17 2:49:10 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Result: After [DATA EXPUNGED], the entity was successfully captured and classified as SCP-████. Further study indicates the entity is indeed capable of converting female children and adolescents into "magical girls" via a verbal "contract" and granting of a single wish. Each contractee will be given the designation SCP-████-#. Upon inquiry of wether a wish or SCP-████-# would be capable of permanently killing SCP-682, the entity stated that it was "plausible".
Addendum: Upon further study of the item associated with SCP-████-1, known as a "soul gem", several disturbing implications became evident. Upon the complete contamination of SCP-████-1's soul gem, the SCP-████-1 metamorphosized into a hostile entity which has been designated SCP-████-1b. The encounter with the entity resulted in its termination at the cost of ██ security personnel and ███ D-Class personnel. Upon inquiry about the incident, SCP-████ merely stated: "You didn't ask."
Addendum 2: Upon further inquiry into wether SCP-682 could be permanently terminated via a wish, SCP-████ stated that the wish would eradicate SCP-682 with the SCP-████-# who made the wish immediately transforming into an SCP-████-#b more dangerous than SCP-682.
Addendum 3: After a temporal anomaly was detected in the facility containing SCP-████, it was discovered that an intruder had blasted their way into SCP-████ containment chamber and terminated it. A second SCP-████ showed up and consumed the remains of the first before vanishing. No personnel were lost in the incident. Further investigation into the intruder is necessary.
Dr. DeRegio: Well, we narrowly avoided destroying the world and learned that that thing is a fucked up marshmallow, and someone really hates it enough to break in here and completely eviscerate it.
Test: Use F2O2note on SCP-682.
edited 12th Feb '17 4:08:22 PM by WillDeRegio
Result: 682 has gained the ability to secrete this material and burned through everything we used to contain it. Reset button used, as it cannot be stopped.
Test: Have it fight Error!Sans.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Former Human
Results: [DATA EXPLUNGED]
"I liked the part where that glitchy skeleton tried to Suffocate 682 with blue string!"-Dr.Zurita
Test:Force 682 to watch every single Filthy Frank video
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Result: SCP-682 got cancer from it, CONTAGIOUS cancer. Reset button pressed due to it spreading far too rapidly to contain.
Test: Put SCP—682 on a pair of rollerskates and have Dr Gerald ride them.
This will TOTALLY work, trust me!
I'm Totally not a shapeshifter from the Chaos Insurgency, in case you were wondering.
edited 14th Feb '17 2:28:03 PM by Jaxfirebus
Result: Test successful!
...Wait, we weren't trying to kill Dr. Gerald. Test failed.
Test: Turn 682 into a Youtube Poop. Hopefully, constant remixing should render 682 completely moot.
Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]: Also, I want to see it kill off Sanic. The world will be a better place without-
Sanic: YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]: -...yes, without that in it.
No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
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No..? You must have been mistaken. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Dr. Doctor Doctor.
Result: Neither success or failure, since we are no longer allowed to put it in the internet, and the docters working on it have gotten nothing done for several hours. What did you expect?
Test: Wheel the "interdimensional vending machine" scp in, along with the cofe maker, and order things. SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL Scp-682, from the coffee machine, and enter 682 yen into the vending machine.
He seemed afraid of the coffee machine when we last used it. What if we use both crazy food dispensers? Heck, throw in the pasta maker too. Ya know. The infinite one. - Dr. Iceberg
DO SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD
Result: OH GOD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! IT'S DESTROYING EVERYTHI*#)%#)@____#_((((ERROR#533#TIMELINECORRUPTI%#AT 352%4902
Reset Button Activated, hopefully we activated it in time that nothing serious changed.
Dr J██: Since when has Justin Bieber been president?!
Dr J██ has been admitted for psychological testing.
All hail Bieber.
TEST: Freeze SCP-682 in temporal stasis.
Please, whatever you do, make sure it requires a reset button press. This is unbearable. -Dr J██
Result: SCP-682 developed FTL capabilities to escape the temporal freeze. 9/10ths of the Milky Way Galaxy was obliterated before the reset button was pushed.
Test: Drop SCP-682 in a Replicators-infested, FTL-incapable spaceship bound for a one-way trip to another galaxy. One should be able to neutralize the other by the time they get there.
edited 20th Feb '17 2:25:39 PM by WillDeRegio
Destroyer of timelines
Result: Cancelled. "Did you not learn the lesson from the last time two 682s fought?" -Dr. Leve
Test: Send him into a reality where they can't send him back. "I think I know the outcome, but yolo." -Dr. Leve
Why destroy a country when you can destroy a planet. Why destroy a planet when you can destroy a universe? Destroy the Omniverse, then.
Dr. Doctor Doctor.
Result: Failure. We sent it to the one next to what we found, since nothing can exit, nothing can eter it either. And yes, if you were wondering, It came back. And yes, it was on fire.
Test: Have it "taste the rainbow", then fight the personification of the guys from the old spice commercials.
Old spice can do ANYTHING. - Dr. Toaster
DO SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD
Destroyer of timelines
Result: SCP-682 can now barf rainbows and ate the old spice guy. Reset button pressed.
Test: USE THE DRAGONZORD! "I know you have it, Dr. Bright." -Dr. Leve
Why destroy a country when you can destroy a planet. Why destroy a planet when you can destroy a universe? Destroy the Omniverse, then.
Result: After a lengthy and fun to watch battle, SCP-682 emerged victorious as the Dragonzord is now reduced to scrap metal.
Test: Do a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot within SCP-682. It likely won't kill it, but hopefully with the competition of this test we might find something from the result to use against it in the future. And don't use D-class for this test, they're too incompetent for this!
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Dr. Doctor Doctor.
Result: SUCCESS! When we shunk him, he went on a rampage, while small. After several hours, he was stopped when Dr. Alto Clef stepped on him when coming out of his office!
Addendum: 3 weeks later, on the [Data Expunged] annaversary of the first ever death of the creature, a rift opened. And it walked out, muttering something about "taking to long". Apperently, we had cloned him enough times that the DNA was degraded. The first ever scp-682, that we thought we killed in this thread, is back. May God, not 343, but GOD, save us all.
CRAP. I thought there wasn't an origional! I thought it was a story to scare new reasearchers! - Dr. Toaster
Test: Ask it what it has been doing for all this time, and show it the rest of this thread to catch him up.
DO SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD
Test Cancelled. [O5:Thaty's the stupidest test we've ever heard!]
Test: The last person who did this shrank SCP-682 instead of the actual people he was supposed to shrunk for them to explore SCP-682's insides, so do the "Fantastic Voyage" Plot again, only this time makes sure it's done the right way.
edited 24th Feb '17 11:11:23 AM by TheGamechanger
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Dr. Doctor Doctor.
Side note: As it turns out, the origional 682 has all memories of its clones.
Interesting. How can he do that? - Dr. Toaster
Result of test: Failure. The cloned docters were absorbed when they were injected into its blood stream. However, we found something that might be causing it pain: a single, undigested hot pocket.
Test: Remove lava hotpocket at see if its mood improves.
DO SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD
Result: SCP-682 was temporarily relieved by the removal of the hotpocket. However he soon returned to his usual homicidal rage anyways.
Test: By whatever means possible, forcibly turn SCP-682 into a human being.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Result: SCP-682 does drive himself to suicide after becoming a human... however, his charred corpse reforms immediately into his original form. And he hates us even more now.
Test: Have him chase the Road Runner.
Result:scp and the runner . . . . are now merged the universe created this monstrosity to cope with 2 beings who are by some sort of universal will unable to lose combating each other. luckily the creatures new speed will cause it to go fast enough that time will reverse in 3 . 2 .1
Test: There is a creature similar to scp-682 who has threatened to destroy the universe if it is not beaten in his fighting tournament. I suggest we have scp -m682 battle this creature known as "Mr. Perfect Cell" at once no matter who loses the people of this planet will be better off without them.
edited 25th Feb '17 8:04:41 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Result: Beerus doesn't want to destroy SCP-682 and used his "destroy" ability on the scientist who suggested the test.
Test: Have SCP-682 fight Delirium. What are the odds that Delirium's ability to change into any Binding of Isaac boss would also allow it to turn into any SCP that's under containment?
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