A movie about Drizzt Do'Urden. I don't really care which story...
A movie deconstructing Carnivore Confusion and what it means to eat and be eaten by something you know is as sentient as you are. Reality Ensues because there are no vegetarian alternatives for the carnivores and the herbivores find out how terrible overpopulation is. The movie ends with the prey and the predators working out a deal, each side regularly sacrificing one of their species in exchange for no more hunting and for protection.
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A modern remake of Film.Safety Last, as a non-silent romantic comedy, with the famous clock scene rendered in stunning CGI.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableKingdom Hearts: The Movie. each game is one installment, and movies are relead in the same order as the games. for extra confusion.
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.In my series of weird historical biopics: The Warrior Pope Trilogy, about Pope Julius II (known as The Warrior Pope). Three movies showcasing his life, movies characterized by complicated gambits and cons, action sequences and theology.
The first movie would be St.Peter's Chair, about his Battle of Wits with the Borgia family head-on and how he became the Pope, The Sword And The Cross, about Julius II's initial war campaigns, confront with what was left of the Borgia legacy and first stages of the Third Italian War, The Holy League the Gran Finale about the war itself, schemes, war and betrayal and eventual downfall of Julius II ensue.
My justification is that Julius II is a fascinating historical character, really. Essentially a Boisterous Bruiser The Conqueror Pope, which is very amusing.
"All you Fascists bound to lose."A high school movie set in the mid 90s where a foodfight happens in real time. A disagreement between two friends leads to half the school getting covered in mashed potatoes, corn, and salisbury steak.
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. PattonReal Magic, the documentary of Walt Disney's life. If Disney can allow a smoking, drinking, swearing Walt in Saving Mr Banks, then why not have a whole movie about him?
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Any movie based on a WRPG or third-person action video game, with a reputable director behind it.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"An film adaptation of DM of the Rings or Darths & Droids, with all the original actors reprising their roles.
A Fatal Fury film from a script that I'm currently on-and-off writing. It's faithful to the source material while at the same time I'm trying to make it as accessible to the lay audience as possible.
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A biopic about Ivar, The Boneless in which he has Brittle Bones Disease (one of the many theories as to why he had such an odd nickname, but my personal favorite) and how he came to invade Britain (and how his campaign went) The idea of a frail, weakened viking having to sustain himself in power through sheer guile and cunning while also risking his life by charging into battle with such a condition seems very amusing to me.
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"All you Fascists bound to lose."