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KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#52: Sep 19th 2010 at 3:14:14 PM

In exchange you can go die in a fire, kay?

Sonic hates SOPA
Roxor Only Sane Fox from Land Down Under Since: Jan, 2001
Only Sane Fox
#53: Sep 19th 2010 at 10:53:09 PM

Fine. Let's start with your credit card details...

Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#54: Sep 19th 2010 at 10:56:24 PM

-punches person- I've never felt so alive! Thanks for the advice!

Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#55: Sep 20th 2010 at 6:50:45 AM

*Looks on watch*

Yeah, you're right, I should be getting back to work now.

*Takes up scythe, reaps the other guy's soul*

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
BlaineTheM0n0 Steven Lives from The Damn Box Since: Mar, 2010
Steven Lives
#56: Sep 20th 2010 at 6:52:46 AM

Jerk: GET A LIFE!

ME: After you.

G'day
lockonlockon Game Master from In a dream Since: Jan, 2001
Game Master
#57: Sep 20th 2010 at 6:53:00 AM

HEY! You got something against ghosts, bub?

TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#58: Sep 20th 2010 at 6:56:39 AM

*Pulls out a DVD/Book/Copy of a magazine/etc of any number of things that are titled "Life"*

...actually I feel like doing that now...

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LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#59: Sep 20th 2010 at 6:59:16 AM

"Bite me."

Okay, that lacks some of the wit of the other ones...

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#61: Sep 20th 2010 at 9:45:39 AM

Hey! I have many lives! 99 of them, that is!

Last Defense Line.
Roxor Only Sane Fox from Land Down Under Since: Jan, 2001
Only Sane Fox
#62: Sep 23rd 2010 at 10:23:31 PM

You first.

Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#63: Sep 23rd 2010 at 10:33:45 PM

What, you mean one of those things with the burdens and the stress and the other problems you have to deal with? No thank you!

KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Korgmeister Sapient Blob of Tofu from Zimbabwe Since: Dec, 1969
Sapient Blob of Tofu
#66: Sep 24th 2010 at 7:48:18 AM

My all-purpose comeback to all lame insults: "Whatever"

Learn to say that word with the required aloof disdain and you will never need to ever think of a witty comeback.

Again with the data mining, dear Aunt?
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#67: Sep 24th 2010 at 8:33:32 AM

"But if I socialise more, I can't play computer games as much and won't be able to earn more lives!"

"Yeah? Up yours too buddy!"

"Life is what you make of it. In your case, a sad failure of an existance that must shame your parents into daily self-flaggelation."

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
piccorotto Pretty sure it's aliens from outer space, probably Since: Aug, 2009
Pretty sure it's aliens
Vree Since: Jan, 2001
#69: Sep 24th 2010 at 4:01:24 PM

I had one of them once, but my sister broke it.

Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Roxor Only Sane Fox from Land Down Under Since: Jan, 2001
Only Sane Fox
#71: Sep 24th 2010 at 9:28:29 PM

Z+F10

Now I have five.

edited 24th Sep '10 9:29:33 PM by Roxor

Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#72: Sep 25th 2010 at 5:08:53 AM

Why? They're meaningless anyway.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
#74: Sep 25th 2010 at 5:45:38 AM

What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down / And every time you think you gotten past it it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground...

What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends / But they really your enemies, with secret identities and disguises, to hide they true colors / So just when you think you close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin'...

What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny / Money is the root of all evil / Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down...

What is life? I'm tired of life...

Eminem, "If I Had" (from The Marshall Mathers LP)

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Quantumawsome Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

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