Comebacks to "Get a life!":

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Get a death.
52 KuroFox19th Sep 2010 03:14:14 PM from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
In exchange you can go die in a fire, kay?
Only Sane Fox
Fine. Let's start with your credit card details...
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
-punches person- I've never felt so alive! Thanks for the advice!
55 Everzwijn20th Sep 2010 06:50:45 AM from under your bed
SHARK IN A TANK
*Looks on watch*

Yeah, you're right, I should be getting back to work now.

*Takes up scythe, reaps the other guy's soul*
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Steven Lives
Jerk: GET A LIFE!

ME: After you.
G'day
Game Master
HEY! You got something against ghosts, bub?
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
58 Bisected820th Sep 2010 06:56:39 AM from Where pâtissières are trained , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The one with the tail.
*Pulls out a DVD/Book/Copy of a magazine/etc of any number of things that are titled "Life"*

...actually I feel like doing that now...
"Bite me."

Okay, that lacks some of the wit of the other ones...
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Problem?
Hey! I have many lives! 99 of them, that is!
Only Sane Fox
You first.
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
What, you mean one of those things with the burdens and the stress and the other problems you have to deal with? No thank you!
64 KuroFox23rd Sep 2010 10:54:55 PM from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
Ladies first!
Sapient Blob of Tofu
My all-purpose comeback to all lame insults: "Whatever"

Learn to say that word with the required aloof disdain and you will never need to ever think of a witty comeback.
Again with the data mining, dear Aunt?
67 GameChainsaw24th Sep 2010 08:33:32 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
"But if I socialise more, I can't play computer games as much and won't be able to earn more lives!"

"Yeah? Up yours too buddy!"

"Life is what you make of it. In your case, a sad failure of an existance that must shame your parents into daily self-flaggelation."
68 piccorotto24th Sep 2010 09:50:53 AM from outer space, probably
Pretty sure it's aliens
No.
I had one of them once, but my sister broke it.
70 Noaqiyeum24th Sep 2010 04:21:53 PM from Kcymaerxthaere , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The it-thingy
I already have one. It's Turing-complete.
Only Sane Fox
Z+F10

Now I have five.

edited 24th Sep '10 9:29:33 PM by Roxor

Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
72 Everzwijn25th Sep 2010 05:08:53 AM from under your bed
SHARK IN A TANK
Why? They're meaningless anyway.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
73 GameChainsaw25th Sep 2010 05:24:21 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
Do you know how much one of those costs?!
74 WillyFourEyes25th Sep 2010 05:45:38 AM from the Internet , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Because the Internet
What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down / And every time you think you gotten past it it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground...

What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends / But they really your enemies, with secret identities and disguises, to hide they true colors / So just when you think you close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin'...

What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny / Money is the root of all evil / Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down...

What is life? I'm tired of life...

Eminem, "If I Had" (from The Marshall Mathers LP)
"Above all, video games are meant to be just one thing: fun. Fun for everyone." - Satoru Iwata (1959-2015)
75 Quantumawsome25th Sep 2010 06:53:54 AM from Spacetime , Relationship Status: Non-Canon
By the power of geek!
Okay.

-gets life-
Look at me still talking when there's science to do

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