Name:
So many of them:
LullTheConqueror, Saint-Germain,
King Mob*...
*
That is, King Mob III, not the one you may have heard of. Race: Human (American)
Class:
Badass Normal 3/Troper 1
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Deity: Polyatheist - worships any number of gods without necessarily believing in any of them. Primarily Eris, who may be incarnate in
Haruhi Suzumiya. Or maybe it's the other way around. Known to run errands for
Terry Pratchett and
BRIAN BLESSED, and has
Arkhanos over for tea now and again,
unless he's just imagining it. Seen of late around shrines to
E. Gary Gygax.
HP:
Made of Iron AC:
Whatever the plot calls for Base Attack Bonus: +3,
+5 when switching hands STR 13 (+1)
DEX: 10 (+0)
CON: 13 (+1)
INT: 18 (+4)
WIS: 8 (-1)
CHR: 14 (+2)
Feats Craft Disturbing Mental Image Snark Without Trace Armchair Psychology Propagate Internet Meme (Troper bonus feat)
Ignore Conscience (
Badass Normal bonus feat)
Magic Items Computer of
commanding wood elementals Haircut +3 Improbably Cool Apartment of
DOOOOOOM! Snake-slayer katana +2 Character Description:
Likes to make random words into links that reveal shocking,
unexpected messages.
Is definitely not gay.
Not even a little.
Not even bi.
Why would you even think that?
Straight as an arrow.
Other People Brag About My Accomplishments For Me Having sex while playing Vice City.
'''Twice.'''
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Lull R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Responsible Can be blamed for:
