Gah, what are you doing here? We're still cleaning the place up, go away! Shoo! D:<
Tropefy me, cap'n!
Vandalism? Yeah, right. You don't have the guts!
You've joined the list of tropers I've taken to really quick after I've met them; an exclusive
list. ;) - Keybreak
- Seconded. You sound like someone who I'd love to meet in real life, if I wasn't hampered by geographical, financial and time constraints. Since you asked in your trope list, okay. What turns you on? :P - Dragon Khorse
- No, trust me, you really don't want to know. Plus, I'm not even entirely sure it'd be entirely legal for me to describe it...
Vandalism is fun >:D - A Crack In Time
- As stated above, you're someone I'd actually like to hang out with in real life. You're pretty creative, and a real fun guy to joke around with. - GentlemanOrcus
- Art thou jubilant this morning, good madam? ~ Lack Of Boots.
- I was, before the rude interruption, but who has time for such trivial things? Dost thou fancy a cup of tea?
- I am OOZE and I wish to be informed via PM whenever you complete a new chapter of your Insurance fanfic.
Captain Vandal joins the fray! - WUE
- Not here? Oh well, more coffee for me. - Bisected8
- Coffee? Who needs coffee when you have tea! -sips tea-
- -tosses MV the obligatory bag or popcorn- Yarrunmace
- SO GOD DAMN HAPPY YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. ;-; Nah, but seriously, why're you so hard on yourself? You're cool! Be happy, damn you! ~Epitome
- I could've sworn I was already here; oh well. Hello extremely! If I do show up at some point, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know. - Noaqiyeum
- Help you with your Chinese? Sure, but I must warn you that I suck at it too. - Krrackknut
- Okay, there's stable personality, unstable personality, and drunk personality. Do I get a cookie? Yarrunmace
- Hahahaha, no! They're all unstable, silly! :p
- As Aerosmith said to Wayne and Garth, "You're worthy." —Sean Murray I
- Man, you're going all out with the new page setup for yourself here. Righteous, dude! —Sean Murray I
- Hello gentleman. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time! —CATS
- Your reflecty-word-art-thing is magnificent! :D - Noaqiyeum (PS ) [[supersecretspoiler:Also, I'm glad you enjoy the random, vaguely stalker-ish fruits of my cerebellum, because it definitely beats the alternative. :) - Noaqiyeum]]
I love you all, and that's totally not the vodka talking!
YAY MAI TAIS—Amarys
- W 00 T! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEAH!
You're page is very funny |3- SmandyDandy
- Thanks! :D
- ONE OF THESE DAYS! WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT YOUR DOOM SHALL FALL! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, YOU SICK FUCK! -Metalhead467
- That's wonderful! And you've finally found my page, good for you! Here, have a cookie! [[supersecretspoiler:Shh, don't tell anyone, but it's poisoned! :3]]
- Don't mind me, I'll just be here... LOOKING NEFARIOUS! N'YAHAHAHAHA! -rifflet
- 你好!! Nice of you to drop by! :D
The Chinese text on your page, when combined with Google translation, equals instant fun. Apparently, the second to last sentence from the text at the top of the page is "meaningless" in English, but "makes sense" in Spanish. ...Mandarin is a more complicated language than I thought. -Exaggeration17A
- Complicated indeed. Also, loads of fun! Glad you got a kick out of it! Thanks for stopping by! :D
I never got the proof that you are ugly... ~Spooky Mask
- Yeah. I want proof that Midnight is an octopus! - WUE
Best Contributor page ever? I think so. :D ~emeriin
The fuck did I just READ?! - Korgmeister
Hi! :3 - Zersk
I haven't translated any wacky Chinese messages from you in a while so I felt like dropping in and saying, "Hi." —Sean Murray I
Sneaky sneaky sneaky
MV! Took me a little to figure it out. ~BlackWolfe
Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! Didja miss me? —goodtimesfreegrog
- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWG! What's up, bro? :D
Keep it classy. - Kino
- Can do! On that note, what do you say you come back to the trailer and we share a 40 on my couch? I finally got most of the stains out~! ;D
You can't handle the vandalism! - sgrunt
- WHAT WAS THAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE VANDALISM! OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP!
Say, did you ever find your Coke? — Central Avenue
- -sniff- Why... Why did you have to remind me? :,(
I haven't vandalized you yet. This is a mistake. Now your page is graced by my presence. — Ponicalica
生活のためのhomies! (日本人の多くが中国語で読むことができるよう、私はかな? 또는 그 문제에 대한 한국어? Hehehe.) — QQQQQ
I think you're the best person EVER! note
Awesome. — Eth Zee
I vandalize YOUR FACE
I felt like dropping by here again, mainly to *GLOMP*
Your prescence is strange. You bug me so.
— Vorpal Evanescence
Fuck yeah, Mark Von Lewis is here! (plants flag) I hereby claim this piece of wiki-space this
sentence occupies! - Mark Von Lewis
- [[supersecretspoiler: Made you highlight it! ^^_^^]] —SPACE TRAVEL!
- Normally I wouldn't do this, but my original entry here sucked and didn't do you justice at all. So instead, I'd just like to say, ROCK ON MIDDIE! YEEEEAAAH! Thanks for being such an awesome friend. -Randomtropeloser
- Konbanwa, Midnight Velvet-san! :D —Icalasari
- Hello, just dropping by. —Mr W
- Yo, little sibling. How ya doing? Obviously since you're still hanging out in this nest of virgins you haven't screwed nearly as many people, animals, and stationary objects as I have, but I still love you, in that "You're a failure that I can look at to get a laugh as I bone that female Wookie from the Star Wars Holiday Special" way. Well, anyway, have a good day, and tell Gentlemanorcus, my bro, hello! That guy is almost as awesome as me! -MV
Killing three birds with one stone can be accomplished by dropping a sufficiently large stone from a tree. Offering free advice can be accomplished by attempting to come up with a witty quotation for vandalizing someone's userpage. ~GMH
- Middie, I was gonna spooge all over your page, but it looks like you beat me to it. So I'll just settle for [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED] instead, you little [LOLREDACTED]. —Blackmoon
- You are sex. ~ Your lover.
- I can hardly avoid vandalizing such a magnificent user page. You will be immortalized in my list of respected tropers for this wondrous creation. -Morgulion
- You are very deserving of your Memetic Sex Goddess status. -
Compassionate Sadist an admirer
- You are a bright, shining paragon of heterosexuality. - Null
- Midnight Velvet = Lady Gaga. No question. Mst3kluv
- Dropping off a comment on our like fortieth beloved forum sex maniac's page because I'm bored and why not? Hi there. — Lucky Revenant
- The faeries wonder if you have watched Midnight Lace? - StolenByFaeries
- You said, and I quote, "anyone want to be the meat in a hot, barely legal meat sandwich?" Give me a time and a place. - Diamonnes
- I think I'd like you if I ever meet you. - Cosman246
- If I had a picture of Lili performing to Lady Gaga, I'd post it here. Sadly, the internet has FAILED ME. Jack Mackerel
- You are a sick person. A sick, hilarious, excellent person. Also, you've just been vandalised. Again. — JHM
- This is the page of a crazy man. Of a very crazy man.
- I am glad to see you have returned. Please note that the foot buffet is now kept under the table as opposed to its previous location behind the fridge. ~~100% Whole Grain Robot