ITT: We Make Obscure References.

I miss my puzzle…

Agents are GO!

Rubber band is not privilege, it's a gift. You use it for the good of mankind.

"Any plans for a Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle: Long War?"

"I'm afraid I'd have to say no."

"The platoon has been sabotaged."

"Actually, one platoon of soldiers engaging and defeating another does not align with any definition of 'sabotage' in the English language."

"Does it seem like I care? Also, if my subordinate... objects to these actions, remind him that you have orders to kill him if he steps out of line."

"I will threaten to sabotage his respiratory system."

"I would order you to kill whoever taught you sarcasm, but I'm beginning to fear that it might have been me."

"If you'll excuse me, I'm hungry. I am going to sabotage a sandwich. By eating it."

"So it's kinda like a flaccid, floppy dick fart at the end of the game."

Is it normal to have a woman undressing in front of your but be fantasizing about a gun?

if I looking for frog

her name is suwacko

edited 3rd Aug '17 6:07:55 PM by Almohad

He was too dangerous to be dangerous

The marbling's going the wrong way on the bacon.

uncle Lovecraft's fun time murder hole

edited 10th Aug '17 12:55:09 PM by Almohad

Four hundred stanzas of enthusiastic mycophilia are required to complete the commission.

Diogenes, the publicly-wanking philosopher.

Look it up.

not with these exact terms btw that would be horrible

edited 12th Aug '17 11:27:26 AM by Almohad

That was 100% my fault, but I'm going to blame society.

"You used to tell me the most wonderful stories! Were they true?" "Probably not".

In other words, we can hurt glass with this thing.

edited 13th Aug '17 11:24:55 AM by Almohad

"If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! ... Mmm, not bad."

Nope, it's Ed Edd N Eddy. It's when Eddy eats the Sun.

edited 14th Aug '17 12:36:53 PM by AHI-3000

Did she leave behind any traps, like attack pomeranians?

The Powerpuff Girls — the broccoli Alien Invasion episode whose exact name I can't remember.

Pete is a lawyer!?

You're shocked that he manipulates rules to his own ends in real life?

No, I'm shocked that he does it to the benefit of others!

Aw, come on, really? Darths & Droids.

We found Cell! And it's his new form! "They would have had me in the show, but they had to get back and get Frieza for some reason. I guess he just *cells* more than me."

Totally not trying to mislead or anything.

According to wikipedia The Ugly Duckling is a tale by some Danish poet, well time to Swedish it up.

I FEEL ASLEEP!!

Look Summer, everything they light touches is our... reference!!

You know, I don't even care anymore, I'm voting for the ninjas.