Your Avatar Vs. The Above Avatar: Who Would Win?

We look at the above avatar and our current one, and decide who would win in a fight and why. As the first post, I would think my avatar could defeat nothingness...

Only with backup from Gillian. I am not programmed for combat.

That depends, is my avatar real or not. If not, well obviously it would lose. If it's real though...

edited 29th Oct '10 9:10:07 PM by TheGinkei

My kitty would either shoot laser beams at it or play with it. Either way kitteh wins.

Hope kitty doesn't mind being vivisected.

Definitely the Ork pirate.

The Ork Pirate would win. Ernest would be scared shitless and run.

I guess I could just scare him off.

Depends. If there's an abundance of adolescent girls around, Bieber pretty much wins as he now has his own personal army. Otherwise... Yeah, he's screwed.

How does Bieber respond to really hot coffee projectiles? Let's find out.

You have hot coffee. I've got the magical sword and suit of armour. I think we know who's going to win this fight. Just so long as you don't realise I'm allergic to coffee...

edited 30th Oct '10 2:49:40 AM by Phoenixor

Santa Prime would rip off HIS FACE! But only if he was naughty.

...Santa Prime. No discussion.

Bluddflagg da pirate.

My money's on Caleb.

Unless Special Stardust can kill a... vampire? I'd give it to the above.

Then again, not sure what stuff Gamzee has as weapons at that point in time.

Depends on if mine gets his giant Crobat. If so, that avatar is screwed.

Megatron blasts him and his crobat into dust.

Face to face: No contest; Megatron would vaporize Judau.

But piloting the ZZ Gundam: It would actually be a tough fight for both parts. In the end, Judau would manage to repel Megatron thanks to his High Mega Cannon, but Megatron would survive to fight another day and the ZZ would end up heavily damaged.

edited 30th Oct '10 3:08:48 PM by VPhantom

Giant mecha versus berry shooting danmaku from its eyes?

...my bet's on the robot, thanks to something called "legs".

That depends, if my avatar is just a model, then the berry wins. If not, then not even the berry's danmaku powers will save it...

edited 30th Oct '10 7:19:55 PM by TheGinkei

If it's a model: Hocus takes it home with him or makes it disappear.

If it isn't a model: Hocus is effectively immortal if he has his gauntlet, but if it's removed, he's as good as dead.

Actually, y'know what? No.

WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EX-TER-MI-NAAAAATE!

edited 30th Oct '10 7:24:46 PM by BlackWolfe

Hmm. Depends. Would the voodoo doll work on a Dalek?

A fel wind is blowing. Spirits rise from their graves, and practicioners of the Dark Arts feel their power waxing. The moon itself hides her face, in shame at the horrors that play out below. For this is All Hallow's Eve (over here at least), and mighty Czernabog arises from his prison of stone.

Tonight, of all nights, he is without peer. He is darkness made real, the eldritch shriek in the night, the shadow in the forest, the fear that lurks behind every man's head. And the land itself shall tremble under his shadow, and the dead shall dance and sing his praises. Let Men hide in their fragile houses, clutching their weapons in feeble hope; let the dogs whine and howl, for they remember the savagery of the wild forces.

Czernabog has risen, and so Terror rides with him!

Cower, Men, in your houses of matchsticks! Tremble, mortals, who would presume to keep away the night! Huddle with your little loved ones, and hide your faces lest you attract his mighty and terrible gaze!

Bow before your master made flesh, oh witches and sorcerers! Praise and glorify him, that he might spare you on this night of wrath!

Czernabog has awoken, and if few dare look at him, NONE MAY STAND AGAINST HIM!

...

So Yeah, mine would win.