Badly misinterpret a video game or series

You know you don't all have to follow the "Betcha can't guess what I'm talking about, can ya can ya" format, right?

Children are allowed to roam the world entirely alone with unknown creatures that may or may not be aliens. Pokemon

Anthropomorphic animals IN SPACE! Star Fox

Creature of unknown species kills wildlife (sometimes over cake)and fights a penguin and a mask-wearing warrior of the same unknown species. Kirby

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(Edited) A group of heretics set out to destroy their pantheon. To do this they murder one of their maesters and drive another one to suicide while one of them forms a suicide pact with his father to slay the God of their pantheon, as the groups summoner proceeds to slaughter her almost helpless summon creatures. For this vile band to get strong enough to do this, they murder the reincarnated animal souls of the dead and absorb them as spheres, growing into Humanoid Abominations.

edited 28th Feb '10 3:32:41 PM by GameChainsaw

Nobleman seeks to save the world and benefit in the process; punished for questionable decisions along the path by ending up turned into a weasel. Jak 3

Chrono Trigger + Grey-and-Grey Morality = some ignorant kids destroy the dream of a Giant Space Flea from Nowhere.

Yes, I just finished watching the playthrough of Crimson Echoes. The ethics are a complete mess.

edited 28th Feb '10 5:12:34 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

Two young but hardened communists show their faith by sabotaging a captalist institution Hotel Mario.

A corrupt monarch fakes his dissapearance in a ploy to annex a neighboring landmass and gain support from the international community. The Legend of Zelda:Wands of Gamelon¸

Humans are trapped inside a house, where they are tortured mercilessly by an upper being. Even if they manage to leave it, they'll always end up coming back, and there's no way to escape it. Also, the souls of the departed inhabitants come back to haunt them in the night. The Sims

A sentient orb of burning light and heat slaughters his way through waves of innocent creatures who are possessed by a Space Pirate before launching a violent terrorist attack on said pirates fortress to rescue his dad who tried to do the same earlier. During his adventures:

• He pays the man who alerted him to the chance to plunder Inexplicable Treasure Chests by beating up him and murdering his pet monkey
• Slaughters a giant worm and a nearly extinct hammerhead shark.
• Decides to play a game where he slaughters helpless mooks in the right order for fun and profit
• Destroys a tunneling mecha that tries to stop his cross-planetary rampage before delivering a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to its owner.
• Vandalises some giant metal bird statues while stealing several unique metronomes and throwing them at innocent bystanders.
• Murders a rare singing eagle.
• Reduces a local ice-worlder child to tears during a snowball fight.
• Pours scalding hot food down another ice-worlders throat, burning him to death internally, with the help of the bullied kid.
• Destroys an army of Waddling Heads sent to apprehend him, along with a very expensive robotic ninja.
• And finally, creates a black hole in the pirates palace, killing him and all the innocent prisoners and slaves who were also still in the place.

Ristar.

edited 3rd Mar '10 10:24:13 AM by GameChainsaw

A group of juvenile delinquents armed with strange guns and explosives have gone on a massive killing spree aound the world. Attempts at trying to stop them have failed. Their crimes include public loitering, using illegal substances, vandalizing prized gold statues, beating up authority and stepping on ants. They are highly dangerous, having stolen property of several historical spots and setting anyone they can on fire. They have caused the extinction and endangerment of several creatures, and bribe major companies who have captured even one of them. They have also doomed any chances of us obtaining interstellar travel, having killed any aliens who try to make contact with Earth. The only witness who can properly attest to their crimes has strangely 'gone missing'.

Earthbound

A young boy obeys the voices in his head over the warnings of his family and becomes a serial killer. A wanted man, he evades the law and stages a coup of the government, gathering a harem of maidens along the way. His motives develop throughout the story—his urge to kill eventually makes way for greed and he loots cities and graveyards to fund his occult drug use and luxury swim wear. His greatest heist is the golden treasure of great pyramid which gives this mass murderer the power to buy anything he wishes.

His name is Link.

edited 23rd Oct '10 8:55:24 AM by Longfellow

Valkyria Chronicles is a blatant misogynist piece of sexism where women can't be anything but loving wives and the men do all the work rabblerabblerabblerabllle!!!

The protagonist explores a Theme Park Version of various emotions and concepts, where the inhabitants try to explain to her the value of actions over words. This journey of personal discovery leads to the ultimate freedom Yume Nikki.

You and your followers have discovered the secret to true harmony, and are committed to initiating a new age of peace and solidarity. Unfortunately, others are too distracted by the superficial details to convert. Starcraft.

Some killjoy and his four big buddies try to stop a small child from playing with his new toys Majora's Mask

edited 22nd Oct '10 12:40:24 PM by DarkDecapodian

A brutish boy escapes from prison. He then forces some innocent victims (two girls, a horrible mutant, a robot built only for death, and a woman) to kill the beloved leader of a foreign country because he doesn't personally like the leader's efforts at creating life. Chrono Trigger

edited 22nd Oct '10 12:50:19 PM by doctrainAUM

A brilliant and ambitious Darwinist seeks to enhance the world through his latest pharmaceutical advances, which he has perfected through constant research conducted with the assistance enthusiastic patients in Spain and an impoverished west African country. He is opposed by an organization of militant conservative radicals who's efforts to stop the man's plans result in the extinction of an ancient, storied people and the destruction, theft, and defacement of their priceless artifacts and treasures.

Resident Evil 5

A Private Military Company is employed to help Terrorists topple a peaceful Empire providing most of the world with peace and resources by killing the Sorceresses who's powers have kept the World from engaging in another war. Final Fantasy VIII.

From the skies they came, strangely-shaped alien objects whose only mission is to flood the world with their presence. Your only hope is to manipulate their movements to eliminate their own line formations as they continue their relentless descent, hoping beyond hope that they will one day stop.

But they never will. Failure Is the Only Option.

Tetris

edited 22nd Oct '10 7:41:16 PM by Servbot

Let's see if I can get this right.

A huge group of people, all with different occupations, are heading down a road toward a house. Unfortunately said road has many deathtraps planted in it, killing thousands of people in many different and gruesome ways. The group's only method of survival is feeding off of anything they see. Sometimes each other.

Plants vs Zombies

edited 22nd Oct '10 7:50:10 PM by Marioguy128

A criminal amnesiac enters a clearly dangerous place and hinders the Ukrainian military's attempts to keep the dangerous place secure through liberal use of a shotgun. He is assisted by a gaggle of ruthlessly schizophrenic convicts. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

A bunch of highly expensive super soldiers waste millions, if not billions, in taxpayer dollars by being laughably stupid and getting themselves killed for pretty much nothing. Halo Reach

One man destroys countless amounts of unspoiled nature in search of dubious profit, so the wildlife takes matters into their own hand... paw... things. Minecraft

Healthy monogamous relationships are the way to go. Rape Lay.

A rip-off of Godof War; surely it's the only explanation.

Every action game ever

edited 22nd Oct '10 8:31:29 PM by JotunofBoredom

A Halloween costume party gone horribly wrong.

Darkstalkers

edited 22nd Oct '10 9:21:41 PM by joerc45

A hacker tries to break into a secured private network to learn of a corporation's secrets, aids in destroying an executive's controversial evidence in return for an exclusive surgery procedure, then proceeds to destroy company property and gets off scot-free.

System Shock.

Four roughneck marines go kill a bunch of wildlife, causing a massive genocide.

Alien Swarm.

Three superpowers fight a war over drugs and kill the only presiding authority over the world.

Dune II.

edited 22nd Oct '10 9:40:49 PM by RocketDude

Immortal rulers use lowly humans as fodder to expand their empires and conquer the domains of other immortals. Civilization

Devoted brother performs the dual services of memorializing his sister and giving the world religion. Plans on eliminating inequality and racism, until a group of hicks and duplicitous snakes takes up the power of uninterested elemental demons and ruins everything. Tales of Symphonia