ITT, sum up a film using a line or two of dialog from it

"I'm here to help you, Sam."

'First thing tomorrow, we'll have a Bloody Mary, grab a bite at the King's Head, have a couple at the Little Princess, stagger back, then come back to the bar for shots.'
Seriously, that's the entire plot of the film.

'He'd kill us if he got the chance.'

Lordship. Titles. Gold. All this that I should become Judas? - Peace is made in such ways. - SLAVES are made in such ways!

I can think of three

'Can't stop what's coming'

"What planet are you on?"

'Why so serious?'

You're television incarnate, Diana: Indifferent to suffering; insensitive to joy. All of life is reduced to the common rubble of banality. War, murder, death are all the same to you as bottles of beer.

edited 11th Oct '12 8:18:30 PM by Yuanchosaan

"That woman deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die."

'We're not gonna get rid of anybody! We're gonna stick together, just like it used to be! When you side with a man, you stay with him! And if you can't do that, you're like some animal, you're finished! *We're* finished! All of us!'

edited 12th Oct '12 4:40:53 AM by korpse_man

'Who the hell are you?' 'I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.'

'A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting their coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hasn't ended.'

“I don’t suppose I’m the only one who’s had to fuck her way to the top.”

'I'm voting for Dukakis.'

Indecent Proposal.

"I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass...it's like being back in high school."

edited 8th Nov '12 8:37:15 AM by TobiasDrake

This one may be a bit obvious...

'All The Dude ever wanted was his rug back.'

Yeah, It's Been Done. Anyway...

"Don't you understand? In six months we'll be stealing Erno's nose!"

"Gamera!" "Kenny!"

"You rats...You stinkin' rats, whadidya do to 'er!?"

"So. Again we are defeated. The farmers have won. Not us."

"Because you interrupted me, I had to wait 500 years for that girl to reincarnate - it sucked."

'Help me cut the choice meats.'

'I'm not here to fight, I'm here to play soccer!'

edited 13th Nov '12 11:43:00 PM by NULLcHiLD27

Face it, you gotta be a MAN to wear tights.

I'm sure someone's probably used this one already, but whatever:

"...If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it."