Part-Time Omen of Death
"Destroy the godmodder" —> "Dusty the godmodder"
I didn't know my cat was a godmodder. 
How fleeting...
Let's Play -> Let's Party
This was especially shocking because that misread was related to one of my own videos.
I don’t even know anymore.
Space Molly Weasley
Ditzy Doo: Muffins —> Doc McStuffins
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Pope Francis swarmed by nuns —> Pope Francis swarmed by runes
Camp Sgrub - Camp Straight
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
Martial Arts Thread —> Marital Arts Thread
Hello, I am Akinator. —> Hello, I am Toaster.
edited 27th Mar '15 10:49:10 PM by KatanaCat
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
"Press START to finish." (from the opening sequence of Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword) -> "Push START to rich."
edited 28th Mar '15 9:34:49 PM by Midna
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
macabre —> mustache
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
Space Molly Weasley
Adventurer Archaeologist —> Amateur Archaeologist
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
The best Icelandic vexilologist nerd sprinter.
Salurinn, Kópavogi (The Hall, Kópavogur) -> Sakuya Izayoi
That's totally what I should be thinking before comfirmation.
edited 31st Mar '15 7:40:19 AM by GreyFinndal
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"The Navy Thread" + "The Train and Railway Thread - CHOO CHOO!" = "The Navy Train."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
New account is voidify
On the TV screen: Honeysuckle —> Homestuck
edited 3rd Apr '15 7:29:05 PM by SmartGirl333
April Fools Day 2015 + Tear Jerkers That Actually Make You Cry = April Fools Jokes That Actually Make You Cry
Part-Time Omen of Death
On a bottle of rum last night: "10 CANE" —> "IOCANE"
Stupid doomed timeline...
"Cute people aren't cannibals in general." -> "Cute people aren't cannabis in general."
New account is voidify
On a construction site fence...thing... mettle —> nettle
edited 4th Apr '15 2:43:33 AM by SmartGirl333
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
"Political wing" as "political wig".
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
From the Rate The Above Song thread:
What was written:
What I read:
Yeaaaah... *ahem*
Part-Time Omen of Death
"Supermom" —> "Spidermom"
Stupid doomed timeline...
Space Molly Weasley
Least well-known performer you've met? —> Least well-known platformer you've met?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
The best Icelandic vexilologist nerd sprinter.
Hand Blast / Power Palms -> Face Palm
...that one deserves a you-know-what.
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Part-Time Omen of Death
In an email: "Backyard Parties" —> "Backwards Panties"
Stupid doomed timeline...
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
Winner gets 5,000 pennies. —> Winner gets 5,000 penises.
You don't want to do soccer or ballet as a job? —> You don't want to do soccer or Baljeet as a job?
Double-Edge —> Double Entendre
edited 22nd Apr '15 4:33:41 PM by KatanaCat
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
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