I Read That As: The Forum Version

Roll to Dodge-> Roll to Doge

Favorite False Realities in Fiction —> Favorite False Religions

I feel like the latter would probably be quickly locked.

In real life: HATE —> HAT. The funny part was this text was on someone's hat. I would buy a "HAT" hat.

edited 16th Dec '14 11:56:06 AM by MikeK

I keep misreading "photography" as "pornography".

Stop being horny, brain.

On the bottom of a tea kettle:

Homemaker —> Homestar

In Troper Covens:

Tropers Down Under (I mean Australia you gutter-noggins) —> Tropers Down Under (I mean Australia you go-[NOUN REMOVED]s)

edited 21st Dec '14 8:36:36 PM by KatanaCat

Worst RP ever? —> Worst RIP ever?

Instead of bad role plays, it'd be a thread about... Poorly designed tombstones maybe?

Dog walker —-> Doug Walker

Dog walker —-> Dog eater

“Anything's possible,” Twilight mused to herself, “with enough tries.” —> “Anything's possible,” Twilight mused to herself, “with enough fries.”

Sometimes, one letter can make all the difference.

In a list of recommended facebook groups:

Allen Organ Owners —> Alien Organ Owners

How does one come to possess an alien's organs? And would they be inside of you, or just sitting in a cooler somewhere in your house? (Turns out it's actually a group about a particular type of electronic organ, as in the instrument)

edited 30th Dec '14 8:59:49 AM by MikeK

In the Yack Fest convo list

• Item Get!
• Troper Fencing Academy

combined for: Troper Get!

Which sounds like a weird success thread for the Troper Shipping and Dating Service.

"When do I get my hoverboard?" —> "When do I get my horcruxes?"

I'm not sure I want to know how that happened.

"Insecurity, Sadness, Anxiety, and such matters II" + "Entries that make you go 'Lol'" = "Insecurities that make you go 'Lol'"

In a banner ad in email: "Affordable Premiums" —> "Affordable Penguins"

Kyrgyzstan -> Kyrgyz Man

So there's this little medical supply shop not too far from my house. They have a big poster in the window of a woman happily holding a small dog while wearing some sort of leg brace, with the slogan "Crutches are obsolete" underneath. The thing is, there's a smaller sign in front of that sign, so pretty much everything but the first word is covered up unless you look very closely. So I was very confused the first time I noticed this sign from across the street, because I thought this smiling leg-braced woman and her dog were captioned with the word "CROTCHES".

"Item Get!" + "Cats!" = "Item Cats!"

Touched by Vorlons —> Touched By Morons. :/

"My Final Edits from Venezuela" —> "Miss Venezuela".

Chilling videos -> Cthulhu violence

Granted, there might be some overlap there.

EDIT: And from Not-So-Badass Longcoat's sig, above: 'I pretend to be sane' -> 'I prefer to be sane.'

edited 27th Jan '15 1:41:33 AM by MidnightRambler

The Armored Vehicle Thread —> The Amour Vehicle Thread

On something at work: "Geraldine" —> "Giratina"

"My Hogwarts House is Fuck You I'm A Dragon." -> "The Hogwarts house where you fuck a dragon".

"Just For Fun - Summoning" —> "Just For Fun - Swimming"

"The Navy Thread" —> "The New Thread"

Edit: In a banner ad as I was submitting this: "Attractive Offers" —> "Attractive Otters"

edited 7th Feb '15 9:57:16 AM by Ozbourne

"A single unified LGBT conversation" + "Good Name for a Rock Band" –> "A single unified name for an LGBT rock band"

I'd suggest one, but I'd probably end up offending several of the more exotic gender identities by omission. I could just take the easy way out and say Rainbow, but then again Rainbow is pretty heterosexual music...

edited 10th Feb '15 1:05:13 PM by MidnightRambler

"Post Your Random Thoughts —-> "Fuck You, Random Thoughts"