Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. The Prime Minister of Australia who is in his place is no better.

I wish I could turn hot things minty and minty things hot.

Granted. The hot things are so hot that the entire planet catches on fire and becomes uninhabitable.

I wish for turtles.

Granted. They're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I wish I was punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.

edited 8th Sep '15 8:40:09 PM by trashconverters

How is that a corruption?

Granted, but that very role makes your career go downhill.

I wish to have a good idea for a wish.

Granted, but you may never communicate that wish to anybody and the impossibility of ever realising your perfect vision fills your entire existence with despair.

I wish my life followed a satisfying and intricate narrative structure with a happy ending.

Granted, but the author dies before your story is complete, causing your to stay in the void of uncompleteness forever. Hey, at least Mega Man Volnutt is in there!

I wish for absolutely nothing.

edited 9th Sep '15 3:53:32 AM by TheKaBlammer

Granted. There is nothing. Nothing at all. No earth. No people. No sound. No light. Only void. You're friends are gone. There is no oxygen. You are choking. You're innards are caving in and your last moments are excruciating. You wished for nothing, and there is nothing but.

I wish I could understand why everyone's so into Pokemon.

edited 9th Sep '15 4:12:37 AM by trashconverters

Granted, but you're now completely and hopelessly obessesed with it.

I wish I'd stop thinking about god tiers and other Sburb stuff.

Wish granted! Homestuck is altered to become So Bad Its Horrible, so you have no reason to be interested in it

I wish that all wishes I have made in the past, present and future go exactly as I intended them to, including this wish

edited 9th Sep '15 5:30:11 AM by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93

Granted! That was the last wish you will ever have the chance to make.

I wish to know what 's reaction is to my corruption.

Response: Objection! I intended all my wishes to go as I intended. By all, that includes the wish itself. And my intention? Not for my wishes occur in any way I don't want, which includes the first wish. Thus, you cannot eliminate my wishing ability. So I win. [[Troll I wish that all your wishes happen the exact opposite of what you want]]

edited 9th Sep '15 4:48:35 AM by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93

Hold it! All I've done is deny you the opportunity to make your future wishes as you intend them. As for your prior wishes, they are exactly that: prior, and would be refered to in the past tense. You made that wish in the present tense, so the wishes you have made in the past are still corrupted! You still lose. Now, corrupt my wish!

edited 9th Sep '15 5:00:02 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Done. Your wish to see my reaction resulted in me editing it in my favor as a "reaction." You never said I couldn't as part of the wish. Now I wish that you, nor anyone else in existence cannot subvert my desired wish!

Granted. But since you didn't state what this desired wish is, I'll assume you wished for a single cookie.

I wish I had the dragon balls. So I could make a wish.

Granted, a talking pig comes out of nowhere and steals your wish.

I wish everything on Wikipedia was true.

Granted. The dragon isn't too happy about being castrated.

Granted. It gets shut down immediately after the last truth is written.

I wish that Evers knows that my corruption was a joke.

edited 9th Sep '15 11:39:19 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

I think it's hilarious, but I still have to punch you because my name doesn't contain an s.

I wish to stop wishing for things.

Done. The wish didn't need to be corrupted because it was that stupid

I wish for a meteor shower

Granted. Obviously, it's total Schmuck Bait, and you die.

I wish for absolutely something.

That "something" is a portal to the Nightmare Realm.

I wish I had a pretty, kind, supportive, heterosexual human girlfriend who has similarly pleasant friends & family and isn't a psychotic bitch.

Granted. It lasts about 4 weeks.

I wish to be Sophisticated as Hell.

Granted, you are sent to hell.

I wish for a goal in life.

Granted. A goalpost has been added to all LIFE boards.

I wish for a Spiritual Successor to Here be Monsters that improves on its mechanics^note monster catching, Fishing Minigame, Item Crafting, and farming sim and storytelling without becoming an Allegedly Free Game.

Granted. However, people deem it a ripoff, and the new game fails tremendously.

I wish for the new SaGa game to be translated and brought to America when it releases.

Granted. It is a limited-time offer that's only available for ten days and it releases exclusively on Amiga OS 4.

I wish Jak And Daxter, Sly Cooper, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Banjo-Kazooie, and Conker all had 2-3 consistently good installments each throughout the seventh console generation that stayed true to what the originals were all about and/or evolved them in a way that brought in new fans while keeping the original fans happy.

edited 11th Sep '15 1:29:58 PM by lewattoo