Granted, You die the next episode.
I wish to marry the Doctor! (and that last wish, i was hoping for zombies...)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Granted. He turns out to be a doctor in theology.
I wish to be Athena's wife.
"Did you expect somebody else?"Granted. Athena is my pet dog, though.
I wish for eternal life.
Granted, but you are cursed to have everyone you love die horrible deaths.
I wish for control over the weather.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."Have fun, it's a full time job.
I wish the dress code at work didn't prevent me from dying my hair an unnatural colour.
edited 1st Sep '15 10:35:51 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerGranted, but now you have to dye it (insert least favorite color here)
I wish for a nifty hat.
edited 1st Sep '15 10:40:34 AM by StarBee
Granted! The inside is filled with super glue, and you must wear it while the glue is still fresh.
I wish for the power to purify any body of water simply by touching it.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, purification comes at the cost of your sanity.
I wish for the end of the world.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."Granted. You don't feel fine.
I wish to be properly disciplined for bad humour. There is no way I can say that and not sound like I want to participate in BDSM...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Granted. You are also disproportionately disciplined for good humor.
I wish for California's drought to end. inb4 flooding
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted, it ends when the entire state catches on fire.
I wish for a pet Direwolf.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."granted, you get a particularly mean wolf which is 1 inch tall/long.
I wish for a text adventure game without limits.
doesnt matter to me.
edited 1st Sep '15 7:07:52 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. It's completely unwinnable.
I wish pokemon were real and for me to have them.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted! A Killer Game Master programmed it and forgot to implement Anti-Frustration Features.
Granted, your Charizard sets your house on fire.
I wish to invent ice cream that melts only inside the mouths and stomachs of those that eat it.
edited 1st Sep '15 7:09:43 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted. The flavours vary from "inedible" to "there should be a new So Bad, It's Horrible subpage to this!" Also, the laws of physics break, but that's beyond the point!
I wish to live in a Schizo Tech house.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Granted. Your house is now being looked at by the military and antique weaponry collectors.
I wish golf wasn't boring to watch.
It's been 3000 years…Granted. All of the furniture and decor are pulled from different time periods, so you've just ripped a giant hole in the spacetime continuum.
Granted, but it hypnotizes you into watching it forever.
I wish my yahoo account can accept my new password.
edited 1st Sep '15 8:39:37 PM by TroperNo9001
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Granted. Since the system accepted your new password, it broke the entire system. With the failure of Yahoo's system, its mustache twirling executives come to your house, sue you for everything you have, steal everything you have, put you into debt, brutally beat you and everyone you love, and sell you into permanent slave labor in a brutal prison camp in one the most awful places in the world.
I wish people would stop being so stupid and sheeple like and get a fucking brain.
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingGranted, but they have to be the ones to put their brains inside their own heads. I don't have any faith in their chances to succeed either.
I wish for this wish to be contractually voided.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, The wish's contract has been extended!
I want to be a spy!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Granted. The things you see in action cause you to become a Broken Ace.
I wish Invader Zim wasn't cancelled.
I see what you did there
edited 1st Sep '15 9:58:43 PM by trashconverters
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted! It's given a comic book series.
I wish I have forgotten ALL about The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Granted, but you'll never be able to remove (insert So Bad Its Horrible movie here) out of your mind.
I wish double jumping is possible in real life.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Granted, but the second jump is 1/10 the height of the first jump, making it absolutely useless.
I wish the new Steven Universe episodes would come sooner.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
Granted, its half full cause they used the other half to waterboarding you.
I wish I was one of those random cannon fodder scouts from attack on titan.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."