Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. Good luck at school/college/your place of employment.

I wish that graduation ended sooner.

Granted. Graduation ended 2 weeks ago and you forgot to attend.

I wish I had got to go see Mad Max instead of Avengers.

Granted! The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You, and Dr. Doom takes you and everyone else hostage for not watching the Avengers movie.

I wish to be a more Magnificent Bastard when it comes to corrupting these wishes.

edited 22nd May '15 4:23:06 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Granted, you became so magnificent that everybody teamed up against you.

I wish I could not have my wish corrupted.

(Bisected8, that was pretty cruel )

edited 23rd May '15 6:55:48 AM by Victor_Skye

Granted: You're shot dead before you can make it and your corpse is dumped on the pile of people who made the same wish in this thread.

I wish for telekinesis.

Granted. The SCP Foundation should be knocking on your door any second now.

I wish I lived in the pokemon world.

Granted, but a Charizard used Flamethrower to reduce your body to ash. No, not that Ash, silly.

I wish to be a Mentor Mascot in the next Pretty Cure Alternate Continuity.

On the bright side, I would have still lasted longer than Cologne.

edited 23rd May '15 12:22:31 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Granted. You have a death scene in the 4th episode.

I wish to remember to put the wishes in the post before hitting "send."

edited 23rd May '15 12:03:02 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

Granted. However, you remember certain things you wished you could forget.

I wish to be a necromancer.

Granted, for many years you name is feared and the dead serve you without incident however after some time your mind can no longer handle the dark sorceries you wielded and you become as mindless as the hordes you commanded.

I wish I was a lich.

Granted.

However, somebody finds out your true name and posts it all over the internet. They send it to a couple of alien planets, as well.

I wish that I could play Classical Gas.

Granted but it releases a neurotoxin into your brain when you play it.

I wish for you to not be able to ruin my wish.

Granted. It doesn't exist. Can't ruin something that's not there.

I wish for beef lasagna.

Granted. You get four grams of beef lasagna.

I wish there was a 3D platformer for Sega Saturn on the same level as Banjo-Kazooie and the Spyro series.

Granted, but that's all it does.

I wish that my next wishes will not be corrupted.

Granted. They get purified instead, OFF style.

Which means destroyed.

I wish I were Yoshiya Kiryu.

Granted, but you quickly get killed in the Reaper's Game.

I wish I could conjure up a Rosalina amiibo in my hand.

Granted, when you conjure them they materialise inside your hand.

I wish I could control the minds of every species of squid.

Granted. Prepare for octopi.

I wish I had pyrokinesis.

Granted. The government is now after you for your powers to use for their own selfish needs.

I wish I had the means (tickets, location, etc.) to see my favorite music artists.

Granted, but you'll always be staying at Hell Hotels, your seats will be absolutely disgusting, and then you find out that your favorite artists actually hate dealing with rabid fans like you.

I wish to be Covered in Gunge live on the Nickelodeon channel.

edited 29th May '15 7:05:29 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Granted, but someone replaced the gunge with acid.

I wish for a pet mammoth that obeys my every command.

Granted. He's a stupid beast, so he can follow anyone's commands.

I wish that farts weren't real.

Wow, that corruption certainly would cause quite the scandal for a kids' network...

Granted, but burps now have burning, sour stenches instead. They taste as bad as they smell too.

I wish to be renamed Genocidicles, successfully live up to the name, and get away with it and without guilt because I'm Crazy Awesome.

Granted. The reason you get away with it is because you have literally killed every single living thing on earth.

I wish SRV hadn't died.

edited 29th May '15 8:24:23 PM by WilliamRadarStorm