Aww crap, these powers are all lame!
TNP receives Freddy Krueger's glove in a box.
The League of Heroes
plant
Oh! What the hell? Who's sending all this weird stuff to me?
*TNP receives a cute chibi version of their avatar in a box*
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Sweet, I can cuddle Kitaeri.
TNP receives TARDIS in a box.
-sends it to Tropes Forever-
-TNP gets a Robot Buddy in a box-
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Hello Robot Buddy! What's your name? You're so cute! Are you waterproof? Do you know how to do the dishes? MUA HA HA HAAAAA!!
TNP receives a tiny box with the world's hottest pepper
inside.
TNP receives Eri Kitamura in a box.
Am I on the "Adorable Japanese lady" mailing list or something?!
[opens box]
"Hi! What are you doing here? Eri Kitamura-sama? Nice to meet you. I'm Jen. Come on inside, it's cold out, let's get you comfortable. Do you need something to eat?"
[calls partner]
"We got another one. Yeah, another cute Japanese lady. I guess she'll be sleeping on the couch, since Nonaka-san is still here. BTW, she beat Super Mario Odyssey already. I guess I'm going to the grocery store again tonight, since I'm now making dinner for four...Oh, you will? Thanks! I love you, bye!"
TNP gets a box of 10,000 LEGO bricks.
Neptunia Ichiban
Ooh, Lego... that takes me back, gonna try building some stuff :D
TNP receives Cappy in a box
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
hey
Woah, awesome! I can possess stuff now!
*throws Cappy towards pet cat*
*misses*
*hat hits the floor*
*possesses carpeting*
...Crap.
TNP receives a rainbow in a box!
hey
Nice. I can use this to study for my science midterm.
TNP receives a fox in a box.
What does the fox say?
TNP receives Broken Straight Sword in a box.
How sweet it is
I don't need it.
TNP gets a chibi version of their avatar in a box.
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
someone
Is this thing even alive?
TNP receives a mysterious white powder...
something
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Hell Yeah! My cocaine arrived!
TNP receives a bottle of bleach in a box.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
my current job
Oh goody. (starts doing the white laundry)
TNP receives a vinyl turntable in a box.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Hmph. I have no interest in vinyl records. I don't have any vinyl records of my own. What can I....
OH! Right! This is basically a box of money!
[sells it on eBay]
TNP receives a pound of gourmet coffee in a box.
Maybe I can sell them.
TNP receives a whole stash of Super Famicom Minis in a box.
How sweet it is
I'll keep one, then see who else I know wants one. Any extras will be sold at a reasonable price.
TNP gets a ninja scroll in a box.
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
what is this adorable smolness
I don't really have space to display figurines, so I think I'll just place her on top of my PC case.
TNP receives a severed human head.
...Which turns out to be a prop, but it's an extremely realistic one.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
my current job
(initial shock, followed by subsequent appreciation)
I should show the prop department this!
(TNP gets Hamilton tickets in a box)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
straight up just a bear
Nice! Sells them for a massive profit
TNP receives a scrap of paper with a set of coordinates scribbled on it.
- burns them -
TNP receives a Super Famicom Mini in a box.
Nice! I already have one, but I know someone who would appreciate it....
[wraps it up in Christmas paper for her brother]
TNP gets a diamond ring in a box.
Psycho smile This is gonna be Fun!
Tnp receives real (random) superpowers in a lootbox.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.