Child Party Entertainer
Viscera Cleanup Detail Janitor
edited 22nd Jul '17 4:44:02 PM by Jaxfirebus
Horrifying Clown Attempt.
Uh...I've never really cooked food before, I've just sort of found it. Do I really have to?
Tropes Forever nods slowly.
Alright...
Six finds a pot on a stove. She picks up some vegetables and a rat off of the floor and puts them in the pot, then starts boiling it.
Is that a good meal? Am I a good chef?
Chefs #1 and #2 shake their heads in disapproval.
Okay...
edited 16th Jul '17 1:07:15 PM by Penroses
hey
(responding to your old prompt as "teacher")
<<Okay class, I'll now teach you how to take care of your Pokémon...>>
(Nobody understands because of Pokémon Speak. One student, however, reaches into his belt ant prepares to throw a Poké Ball.)
<<See me after class!>>
(and now to respond to your new prompt)
<<Alright, Safari Zone's closed for the day. Hope there's no crazy Trainer trespassin' our territory, 'cause I'm gonna Mega Punch them outta there!>>
edited 16th Jul '17 8:03:58 PM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Security.
edited 16th Jul '17 7:14:41 AM by RaspyMink
Teacher and babysitter
http://www.ncls.it/g/Wastepaper basket It's what the head keeps reminding me of...
What do you mean I can't hide in a shadowy corner of the ceiling and deliver letters by arrow? It was just a bit of fun.
And anyway, Midas got them all to calm down eventually.
edited 18th Jul '17 1:58:09 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"So this is like driving a sled with fuel?" (Tries to make a turn, but ends up skidding) "HELP MEEEEEE!!!" (Crashes into a tree, burying him and the truck with snow)
edited 24th Jul '17 8:27:19 PM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Snow plow driver.
Monster. A Face–Heel Turn is okay, right?
What? But I can't even turn these monsters into stone. They're already stone.
edited 25th Jul '17 9:50:28 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.(Clip eats the grass, but spits it out. At least the lawn is done, though.)
edited 24th Jul '17 9:43:36 PM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Lawn mower.
You want me... to sing? Even if I had any reason to, I doubt any would care. Your jokes fall on deaf ears.
edited 24th Jul '17 9:38:56 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenHatsune Miku
The League of HeroesMad engineer
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Am I supposed to turn into a water type Pokémon or something?
edited 26th Jul '17 7:20:54 AM by Mhazard
Water Type Gym Leader of Canalave City
http://www.ncls.it/g/Lawyer
Hm, I guess I could making their hair on the way to amazing... like mine...
Ha ha ha... now all your base are finally belong to us! Wait... how I play this again?
edited 31st Jul '17 9:25:20 PM by Zanreo
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click thoughArtist. Hair artist, to be more precise.
edited 31st Jul '17 9:21:49 PM by kaalban
Everything that lives is designed to end.Baseball player (Rimshot)
Peasant?
"Good afternoon, class. I am Professor Harry Potter, and today, we'll have our first lesson in Defence Against the Dark—"
Random student: Can I have your autograph?!
"10 points from your House!"
edited 31st Jul '17 9:25:06 PM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Professor.
"Well, I'm not really a Seachef, but... I guess I can try to make something..." (Gets a Bloodsnake and puts it in a pan) "... This is all I got."
edited 12th Aug '17 7:45:16 PM by DingoWalley1
Comic Book Store Shop Cardboard Cutout
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown