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Did getting in that thing hurt?

I'm about to cut down MacLeod and claim the prize! Guess not...

edited 20th Aug '16 4:37:13 PM by Avenuewriter

Why are you making that face?

It just comes naturally, like eating, breathing, and wearing shades!

edited 20th Aug '16 11:22:41 PM by hamza678

How'd you learn to be a super-badass?

I've killed at least a thousand over the month, I'll say. Damn ****ers are everywhere, but I know how to deal with them. Also, you have no idea how ****ing fun it is to rack up the kills by dropping some fresh meat from a roof, followed by a 'nade!

edited 21st Aug '16 6:34:11 AM by ironcommando

How many zombies have you killed?

...It's been a long time since I read his book, so I'll just make up something. Blue is the color of the sky and the sea, both of which are vast and mighty, like my power.

edited 21st Aug '16 6:54:38 AM by DrNoPuma

Why do you love the color blue?

Yes, very often. I deal with those troublemakers easily by sending in a few of my men. But the Rescue Rodents, urgghh...

edited 21st Aug '16 9:43:24 AM by arcada188

Do small rodents bother you very much?

Do you know any other dragon types? What do you think of them?

So, bet you save a fortune in air conditioning, am I right?

-Forces smile- I was merely admiring your good fortune. I so wish to be human...

edited 21st Aug '16 9:42:58 PM by Avenuewriter

Why ya looking at me like that? Is it something I did?

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, LISTEN CLOSELY! DUE TO UNKNOWN REASONS, I CAN ONLY SAY THIS ONCE! I CAN EAT BECAUSE OF MY-

*a large gust of wind blows for the rest of the explanation, muting him entirely

WOWIE, WASN'T THAT INTERESTING?

edited 21st Aug '16 9:42:16 PM by BaconZorp

How do you eat and drink?

Yes, they come from my dust. I can protect myself and my team using ice in various shapes.

edited 22nd Aug '16 9:28:02 AM by hamza678

So, you literally have ice powers? How strong are they?

Hey, that's not a bad idea! There must be thousands of potential... actors there, heh heh heh!

edited 22nd Aug '16 10:57:14 AM by DrNoPuma

Have you ever considered taking your act to Vegas?

No, I am not.

edited 23rd Aug '16 2:01:08 PM by Avenuewriter

Are you human or not?

I can't smell aura. The only smell that changes is people getting sweaty.

edited 23rd Aug '16 6:01:22 PM by hamza678

Can you smell an Aura, or are they strictly visual?

Gramps had a blueprint for a prototype of the laser lying around from one of his expeditions. It's powered by a big blue crystal, though it took a long time to get it to actually work. After that, I jammed my own little propulsion system and a battery into the case, built a couple dozen rockets out of some old junk, looped a grappling hook that I, uh, procured to it, and then it was done!

edited 23rd Aug '16 6:22:07 PM by Tre

How'd you manage to make that cool laser/rocket attachment thing?

Yeah. Kinda annoying, really. I didn't become a goddamn zombie of course, since my blood doesn't let that happen!

edited 24th Aug '16 7:06:04 PM by ironcommando

Ever bitten?

Um… No?

edited 24th Aug '16 7:19:10 PM by Rbade

Could you please leave me alone?

Oh those brown things aren't hair! They're horns! Every tiefling has them!

edited 24th Aug '16 7:09:56 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

How is your hair defying gravity like that?

Nah man, I don't do Joy.

edited 24th Aug '16 7:58:28 PM by BaconZorp

Are you in any pain from those obvious facial disfigurements you suffer from?

-Smiles creepily- Apologies, some find my synthetic nature to be distressing.

edited 25th Aug '16 3:29:42 AM by Avenuewriter

Are you aware of how creepy you are?

It's a classic! But, uh, not really. Wait and see, between me and Supes it's gotta make a comeback sooner or later.

edited 25th Aug '16 3:03:25 AM by Murataku

Any luck bringing that hairstyle back to the mainstream?

Yes. It seems everyone has taken up the sword to fill the imminently empty spot on the throne. Perhaps I should let them destroy each other before moving in for the kill...but I can just as easily take them on myself. Only Thane poses a serious challenge, should it come to that.

edited 25th Aug '16 3:57:51 AM by TheGreatUnknown

I heard there's lots of competition over the throne at your side, how do you rate your chances of succeeding?

I actually tried that before... It... wasn't pretty, and ever since then I just put them outta their misery.

Rosie used a dart gun with darts containing her blood, and they indeed turned zombies back to people within minutes. The trouble is, one of them committed suicide (hurting/mutilating themselves until the regeneration wore off) after the sheer mental trauma of zombification and being a zombie^note they're soon revealed to be Technically-Living Zombie, hence not exactly braindead, another got quickly torn to pieces by other zombies when transforming back, overriding the regeneration. After seeing stuff like this happen, the trauma was enough to make her hesitant to do so.

edited 25th Aug '16 4:01:26 AM by ironcommando

So, your blood is effectively a cure for the zombie virus, and yet you don't try to cure it... why? Apart from the obvious "most people who want your blood are evil" thing... Yeesh, that's rough! But rather believable!

I'm an 8th generation Weyland android.

edited 25th Aug '16 1:02:22 PM by Avenuewriter

I've heard you aren't human. So then what exactly are you, if you don't mind me asking

Shittopi just grabbed Lambo and flew away!

She doesn't usually get on with others... it's nice to see her joking around.

edited 25th Aug '16 7:36:37 AM by whizzerd

What are you smiling about?

... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

edited 25th Aug '16 7:33:57 AM by BaconZorp