Hunger Games Simulator

Good to see Namco still having fun... and just what had Capcom been googling?

Probably very naughty and disgusting pictures of the Daedric princes.

A bag ate space. What.

Only in HGS!

He's probably disgusted that he wasn't included in the photos.

edited 21st Feb '18 9:55:22 PM by TheSilverShroud

I'm not surprised, since I've Seen It All. I've seen the cute Tweety Bird murder the entire goddamn omniverse, so a bag eating the entire space is no longer surprising.

Also, Yoshi seems to like Snow too much. And alas, no matter how many times everybody kills him, he'll always come Back from the Dead.

edited 22nd Feb '18 12:53:16 AM by dave_the_assassin

Night 4◊

• "Your husbando is trash" ♪CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! THESE WOOOOOOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!♪
• Squag completes Voldy's job
• Of course Sheogorath would do Family Feud with a piece of toast.
• Moe sends a wicked strong cocktail to Lenny. Apparently the latter caught wind that his best friend will never return.
• Capcom showing off her Japanese-ness.
• Lise is disheartened about the Mana series being riffed upon, but kind of shrugged in response.
• Globox kind of sucks as a motivator
• Stephanie Meyer apparently fell on such hard times and got diagnosed with cancer after her writing career.
• Apparently this is what Frieza has in his mind aside from killing.

Day 5◊

• Lise... from... the World of Mana, going out to ski. Watch out for that tree!
• Namco makes his mark. ♪CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIN MY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL...♪
• Who knows that piece of toast rescues Alyosha from Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
• You can say that Squag's death is a real gas
• Dave singing a Linkin Park song in tribute? What a coincidence!
• Yoshi becomes a cyborg ninja. Uh oh!
• Since when does Frieza have or need clothes?

Deaths:◊ Lily Potter, Lise, Chad Bennington, Squag

edited 22nd Feb '18 1:58:01 AM by GrafVonTirol

I wonder how Harry would react to how his parents died this time around.

Also, looks like Sans Ness improved his cooking this time around.

And Twilight, aren't you supposed to be skeptical about that superstitious belief?

edited 22nd Feb '18 2:07:13 AM by TroperNo9001

Chazy Chaz.... I am disappoint.

And ain't this quite the inversion of Season 169, in which Chester FAR outlasts Nemo.

Speaking of Nemo.... why? Just... why did you give up? But at least he wins lottery, I guess.

And alas, Graf just HAD to use the "Crawling" Discredited Meme.

And of note: This Lin Kuei is the Mortal Kombat X version, which means they're not a cyborg assassin organization anymore. And Lin Kuei are NOT ninjas. Scorpion is the only real ninja in MK (he's Japanese, the Lin Kuei are a Chinese organization).

Chester actually did better here than he did last season.

edited 22nd Feb '18 2:53:42 AM by dave_the_assassin

Woah, Namco got his first kill...
And origami-based Capcom game coming up?

Looks like Chester's come down with a case of Badass Decay here.

Meyer's doing meth? Oh geez...

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - We Can't Lose! (Original + DX Mashup)

The Lenny Logs episode something:

"This will make me forget about Carl's death!"

" The cinematography could be a lot better and why did they bother including that shot. uh I mean the girl's not attractive"

edited 22nd Feb '18 8:05:40 AM by Hydraloonie

Night 5◊

• That piece of toast would be incredibly soggy by now
• Forming new cults seem to be in vogue now...
• I'd be surprised that someone of the King Cold lineage would tolerate being riffed at
• Nemo was riding on Yoshi and Goomba Stomped Tommy and Calpis. Blood and water flying everywhere
• Lenny drinks himself into a stupor. That cocktail Moe sent must have been real potent.
• Sheogorath sees two tributes hanging on a cliff. Apparently he prefers Homestuck to Rayman.
• The Witch denies Twilight Sparkle the opportunity to potentially kill Raven
• Apparently Namco was pissed that Frieza was fraternizing with a theory, kills both in a rage. It's highly likely that the next Dragon Ball game will not include Frieza. But hey, that's just a th-*shot*
• Of course Stephanie would after tweaking all that blue meth.

Day 6◊

• Draco gets friendzoned
• Alyosha should know better than to buy bombs from the Prince of MADNESS
• Damn, Dave! That's brutal!
• It did not take long for Capcom to also succumb.

Arena Event◊

• Eight survivors remain in the aftermath.

Deaths◊: Tommy Vercetti, Calpix, Globox, Raven, Frieza, Sans Ness, Alyosha Popovich, Namco, Capcom, Swinub, Stephanie Meyer, Roman Torchwick, Yoshi, Lenny Leonard, Sheogorath, Nemo

Last update coming in a few hours.

edited 22nd Feb '18 11:36:39 AM by GrafVonTirol

Yoshi is now an ally of Sub-Zero? Awesome!

EDIT: Nevermind, his appetite got the best of him. Oh, and I get to kill Swinub and Roman for being rapists? Awesome!

edited 22nd Feb '18 11:42:10 AM by CosmosAndChaos

Frieza, I am disappoint.

And Frost, do you really hate cilantro that much?

So Namco was the one to kill Frieza for real after he was revived... all those fights with Capcom must have prepared him well. Capcom must be proud

Also... dammit.

edited 22nd Feb '18 12:10:50 PM by Zanreo

takes two shots

Nice try Roman...

>Roman and Inessa finish each other's sandwiches

Well, that's pretty accurate. Inessa is incredibly submissive and gets lovestruck easily.

edited 22nd Feb '18 12:15:01 PM by arcada188

Final Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Rookie and Popple (The Marvelous Duo Remix)

The RNG still hates me. No surprise there.

Dammit, Phantom!Awesomewade! (Sigh) At least Nemo still made it pretty far. And three kills ain't that bad, I guess. But seeing that there are 8 more to count, I fear that he might not make it to Death Battle.... However, I have some long-term plans for him.... heheheheheh.....

And the fact that he and Yoshi went Cute and Psycho again is amusing. I might as well root for him now.

edited 22nd Feb '18 2:21:51 PM by dave_the_assassin

Night 6◊

• Apparently Frost is entrusted to save the World of Mana
• Draco tries getting some sleep, only to find out too late she's sleeping inside a Mimic

Day 7◊:

• Nothing happens really, though I suppose the part with Inessa makes sense...

I have to go now. My planet needs me◊:

• NOTE: Three tributes died on the way back to their home planet. Everyone else returns to the arena.

Deaths◊: Draco Centaurus, Thane Krios, Toast, Witch

Night 7◊, Day 8◊,Night 8◊ and Day 9◊:

• Nothing really happens

Night 9◊:

• "WHAT? A llama?! She's supposed to be dead!" They did follow through on llama!Inessa.
• Is it just me or have quite a few things come to life all the sudden and eaten a lot of tributes?

Day 10◊

• It was to be a climactic finale... then Dave had to tempt fate

Deaths◊: Inessa, Frost, Davesprite

So there we have it!

• WINNER: Twilight Sparkle (either an omen for an upcoming result, or the exact opposite)
• 2ND PLACE: Davesprite
• 3RD PLACE: Frost
• MOST KILLS: Sheogorath (4 kills) TIME FOR A CELEBRATION! CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!

Placements◊ / Summary◊ / Stats◊ / Save

And now for my next round of tributes:

Team Prehistoric Sitcom Dads: Fred Flintstone◊ and Earl Sinclair◊

In case for a need for backups (which these days rarely happens)

Team Sitcom Troublemakers: Bart Simpson◊ and Baby Sinclair◊

edited 22nd Feb '18 2:31:41 PM by GrafVonTirol

As disappointing as Lise's death is, at least she survived longer than most of my recent tributes.

Also, Main: Sahuagin◊ (Comes from a NSFW source material, so take extra cation when browsing death pics.), and Voryn Dagoth◊ (Nick name: Dagoth Ur)

edited 22nd Feb '18 2:32:17 PM by Eredars