Would you rather?

Sayaka, because people won't give you a weird look when you tell them that your girlfriend is a magical knight who went through countless timelines all to get basically similar outcomes.

Peanut butter with asparagus, or chocolate with kimchi?

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)

Peanut butter with asparagus.

Would you rather read My Immortal, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences or Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami?

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Half-Life. Unlike the others, it's fucking obvious it's just fucking around. Also those other two are long and Full-Life Consequences is funny as hell.

Date Dio or Diego?

Long live the New Bev.

Diego is less evil, right?

Would you rather be a virgin or be in a harem of yanderes?

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Be a virgin, at least I don't get to die.

Would you rather date 416-chan from Girl's Frontline or own a real HK416?

The first, since I don't know how to use a gun.

Would you rather watch Michael Bay movies or Uwe Boll movies?

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Bay, his content is merely insubstantial, not actively SAN-crippling.

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Would you rather live in the worlds of A Clockwork Orange or Nineteen Eighty Four?

Gross. Crapsack World or Crapsack World? 1984.

Would you rather be bitten by a ferret or a parrot?

Whoa, seriously?! I'd pick just about anything over 1984.

And, parrot, I guess. At least they don't have teeth.

Would you rather be invincible in this world, or live without Plot Armor in the fictional world of your choosing?

Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Live in a fictional world. Who cares about living forever when you can live a short-but-fulfilling life in an ideal land?

Would you rather eat three Carolina Reaper peppers or drink a whole bottle of dish soap?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

The peppers. They won't kill me.

Would you rather have to always type in emojis or always type in Wingdings? (very similar but whatever)

hey

Would you rather give up caffeine or cheese?

I'd give up cheese due to being lactose intolerant.

Would you rather see Kim Possible or Pocahontas appear in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Kim Possible, because she'll fit into the MCU better than Pocahontas would.

Would you rather be an incredibly intelligent feeble person or an incredibly stupid strong person?

Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.

Well, I already am an intelligent and feeble person, so going more toward that extreme wouldn't bother me too much.

Would you rather...

Fight your avatar, or fight the main character in the last video game you played?

I'd have the fight the main character from the last game I played.

Would you rather have seen Riverdale been picked up by ABC or Syfy?

Syfy.

Would you rather play basketball with Luigi or paintball with Samus (who would be wearing a Varia suit retrofitted for paintball)?

Paintball with Samus.

(Summons an army of Paintinator-wielding Solid Snake Sackboys.)

Would you rather cuddle Jabba The Hutt or French-kiss Jar Jar Binks?

And yes, you can literally French kiss Jar Jar Binks if you still have the infamous candy tongue.

edited 24th Apr '17 11:40:41 AM by Mhazard

cuddle Jabba, probably.

Restore The Glory That Was Rome or The Mongol Empire?

edited 24th Apr '17 11:41:09 AM by The_Dag

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

I would restore Rome's glory.

Would you rather see a Call of Duty game set in World War I or the Cold War?

The Cold War. Everything about World War I sounds freakin' miserable.

Would you rather be able to time travel, or travel between the real world and any fictional world you wanted?

edited 24th Apr '17 4:20:43 PM by RaspyMink

The latter, ever so much. BRB going to visit the Mushroom Kingdom.

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Would you rather speak in a text-to-speech voice, or only be able to communicate using reaction images off the internet (that you can instantly summon in front of you)?

"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."

Text-to-speech voice. Hey, if Stephen Hawking and the Master Chief can pull it off right, so can I!

Would you rather...

Dress as the opposite gender for a whole week?

Or...

Wear one of those sports mascot costumes for just one day?

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

Wear sport mascot costume.

Would you rather live inside a blue telephone box or drive a time-traveling car?

Drive that schweet DeLorean, of course!

Would you rather see the Marvel Cinematic Universe get Fantastic Four, or X-Men?

Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?