Throw something at the next poster!

[catches street organ]

[sells it at an antique shop]

[folds a $20 into a paper airplane, throws it at the next poster]

(Unfolds it and gives it to the money changer) Thanks for the free money!

(Throws a Doorstopper at TNP)

Gets a concussion.

Throws myself at TNP.

[catches TotallyNotAnAlien!!!] OW!

[uses Mom Voice] Hey, please ask if you'd like to touch someone. Do not just throw yourself at them. Each one of us gets to choose whether or not we'd like to be touched. Now, would you like a hug? [hugs TotallyNotAnAlien!!!...or not, his choice]

[Throws that star from the The More You Know ads at the next poster]

-The sound of a stab would be heard, along with Random screaming high pitched, as the More you know theme plays-

I throw my badly beaten self in TNP's direction.

I doubt I'll have enough strength to get there, bu-

(rolls eyes) Kevin! Got another one!

(I throw an architect's scale at TNP)

Grabs it. So that's what those are called!

Throws a BIONICLE set at TNP.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!!

(calls her brothers, SIL and nephew and they have a LEGO party)

We gave all our LEGOS - our BIONICLE sets included - to my younger cousins ages ago. The BIONICLE sets were the hardest to part with; we actually needed to say separate goodbyes for them. I miss those things so much...

(throws some Disney VHS tapes at TNP)

edited 4th Sep '17 1:16:39 PM by burinnu

[catches the VHS tapes]

[gives them to an old granny who still has a VCR]

[throws a cute little knick knack◊ at the next poster, since those things tend to populate grannies' houses]

catches it, puts it on desk. thanks!

Throws a Psycho Serum at TNP.

- Turns into a Kaiju -

- Throws pebble at TNP, quite thrilling. -

Umm, this is kinda creepy.

-Throws Homer Simpson's used underwear at TNP-

AAAAH! -tosses it aside-

-throws a duck at TNP-

I chicken! Oh wait, wrong bird. I get hit.

Nice prop humor. 100%

I throw Helios and his lack of ability to appreciate something without critiquing it at TNP.

You could have just toooold meeeeeeee! Aaaack!

I just... All of the extra credit. That is perfect. If he only reviewed Fortuna, then it would be the best conversation and chain of meta-reviews of all time. Really, I can't thank you enough.

edited 5th Sep '17 4:44:02 PM by ZeroL

Shows him Nostalgia Critic.

Throws a link to Hypervania at TNP. You know, once it's available...

edited 5th Sep '17 4:12:58 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien

Ooh, this seems like it could be interesting! *sets it aside for when it exists, somehow*

*tosses a packet of gummy eyeball candies at TNP*

"Gah! I, uh, can't really stomach eating these."

I toss them to TNP.

I would call you a wimp, but to be honest, I would do the same, so I really can't talk.

Ooh, gummies. *Eats*

*Throws an unmarked can of bone hurting juice◊ at the next poster*

Ooh, a can of juice! Don't mind of I-

oof ow jeez. aw gosh, my bones. aw wow.

throws a Chris Hart book at TNP

Uh, thanks!

-Throws a pot of boiling water at TNP-

(Gets serious burns and is sent to the hospital)

(throws a metal rod at TNP, with the blunt end at them)

[dodges metal rod]

[drops a Cluster F-Bomb at the next poster, and anyone else in the vicinity]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

- Throws Titanite Slab at TNP -

Well, it looks cool, but I don't know what I'd do with it.

[sells it at a yard sale]

[tosses a blender at the next poster since it didn't sell]

*uses the blender to make a smoothie*

*seals some smoothie tightly in a thermos and tosses it to TNP*