What would happen if the next troper...

ME! Except, well, black haired and cooler looking.

I know I probably would kick myself, but why?!

THIS IS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED.

Random gets into a wimp fight with...himself. Place yer bets.

TNP gains the power to SAVE and RESET.

I try doing dangerous shit so I get some thrills.

TNT is now cast in the wilderness, all alone.

I've got some pretty solid survivalist skills from all my years of teaching outdoorsmanship at summer camp, so I might be able to manage for a while. Depends on how far I am from civilization whether I'll make it or not...

TNP has one hour where they can break any law of physics they want and not cause any damage to themselves or the universe

I don't know what to do with that power so I let the hour pass without incident.

TNP is the test subject for a Mad Scientist.

Said mad scientist will probably get squicked out by me as I welcome his experiments on me.

...gets sold into intergalactic slavery on a Death World.

Talk to my buyer (or to some more experienced slaves) about why he/she was so dumb as to put someone built like me to work on a Death World. I'm too weak to lift heavy objects for you, and will be too dead to do anything for you once two days have passed, so is this a covert genocide attempt like the Nazi "labor" camps?

TNP is kidnapped by an elderly martial artist who says he or she is the Chosen One and must be trained to save the world from evil.

I give him a strange look, before attempting to contact the police.

If it turns out they're evil, sure, I'll accept the training.

TNT is given the power to control their future, and rig outcomes.

I would milk that power for what it's worth, becoming damn well omnipotent... assuming I knew I had the power, and how to use it properly.

... gained the power to adjust their size to be up to 10 times bigger or smaller?

edited 28th Feb '17 12:10:46 PM by StarAndroidJaguar

I'd get really small and sneak around everywhere. Not to spy on anyone in particular or anything, I'd just be so curious to get into all the places I couldn't before. I'd explore all over!

TNP has one million dollars that they're not allowed to keep, but can give to anyone (or more than one person) they choose

edited 28th Feb '17 2:29:19 PM by Cailleach

Alrighty, time to divide it among several tropers I know!

TNT gets the opportunity to have one place or object.

Yes, as in own.

The Great Wall of China. Failing that the Whitehouse.

TNP finds out their great great grandparent was a serial killer.

edited 28th Feb '17 3:45:27 PM by Superjohn

...Okay then.

TNP is in an Amusement Park of Doom.

A group of Monster Clowns decide to make me have a "fun time" with them.

TNP is felt up by an opposite-gendered Eldritch Abomination's tentacles.

YA- Oh no! Such a terrible and horrid fate! Help. Save me. Ah. Noooo.

...So, need a cult leader? Because I have a snuggie somewhere that I could use as a hooded robe thing.

TNT manages to get the attention of the local law enforcement through many numerous mistakes. (EG: Locking oneself out without clothes, attempting to return a stolen item to the real thief, etc)

I try to tell the truth, and hope they're generous.

TNP is now in a harem with their entire avatar gallery.

Hmm, most of them are cute but too young for this, and the rest are either Charr (who I might remind you have a grudge with all of humanity) or straight up villains who would like to see me dead. Ah, well, at least there's Nikki somewhere in there.

TNP gets a futuristic car, but can't use any of the cool features in front of bystanders without getting the cops called on them.

edited 4th Mar '17 12:21:15 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I guess I'll just use it as a normal car then.

TNP rides on top of the most powerful avatar in their avatar gallery into battle against an army of super-powerful wizards that are just as strong physically as they are magically.

So, I'm riding on a black hole to fight buff wizards? This is awesome.

TNP can choose one of their avatars to be their BFF.

Wouldn't mind her being my BFF...

Same situation.

Anyone who's read that many books ought to be the world's best conversationalist. We'd never run out of things to talk about.

TNP has been put in charge of teaching a class on any subject. What are we learning?

History! One of my favorite subjects, and one I'm incredibly obsessed with.

I shall attempt to put humanity's greatest atrocities into layman's terms!

And try to keep it from being boring.

TNT starts a business! What do they set up?

I set up a video game company.

TNP comes across their best friend being eaten by their avatar.

What the hell are you doing, Wendy? -I try to chase her off-

TNP is now a dog girl.

To be honest, I don't think it'd change much for me. I'd still be the same person, after all. Explaining it... might be awkward, though.

TNP gained the ability to fly.

I start a show in Vegas.

TNT is now stuck wandering the wasteland from Mad Max.