Destroy the quest.

Then why are you here on Pandora?

I am here to play a card game!

We only play board games here, sorry.

I'm going on a quest to go on a quest to go on a quest!

We make sure you Missed the Call

I'm going to bake some cookies!

edited 22nd Oct '14 5:01:13 PM by Sibuna

Someone used all the flour to bake a cake.

I'm going to eat the cake.

I ate it.

I will do nothing at all forever!

You just typed something. I don't think I even needed to defeat you there.

I will wake Cthulhu up and ask him for my money back!

You are below its notice.

I will do nothing ever again as soon as I post this!!!

We mind control you into doing things.

I will ninja everyone on the fora!

You didn't ninja this post.

I'm gonna steal your glasses so you can't see.

I can't see, but that's okay, because now I have a Disability Superpower...

...Which I'm going to use to rob the most secure bank in the world!

It turns out being blind doesn't make you bulletproof. You're shot as soon as you try something funny.

I will find a new home for my retired stick insect army!

-stomp stomp stomp-

I am going to get a Magical Girl Battle Harem!

edited 11th Dec '14 4:11:04 AM by MicoolTNT

I'm going to follow you around and record everything you say until I catch something that I can use to make a Stupid Statement Dance Mix that makes you look like a rampant misogynist, male chauvinist, and Republican, so that none of them want anything to do with you any more.

I've been instructed by the Lord to quest for the Holy Grail. So as soon as my coffee is ready, I'll get right on that.

Edited because I'm too stupid to remember trope names properly.

edited 11th Dec '14 9:00:23 AM by SolipSchism

Turns out your coffee mug was the holy grail all along; you've completed the quest before finishing your coffee!

I'm going to rescue some astronauts stranded on the moon.

But this planet we're on has no moon!

I am going to order pizza for every user on this page!

I already did.

I'm going to use Flying Rajjin, Level Two.

I nick your sword and shove it through your heart.

I am going to enter a horribly depressing story as a Fixer Sue and save everyone! (Through the liberal application of Rule of Cool!)

I'm not going to do anything; I'm just going to sit back and watch as you completely obliterate the audience's Willing Suspension of Disbelief and turn every scene into an unending Narm-fest full of Broken Aesops—when the Aesops aren't just lost entirely.

Meanwhile, I'm going to dedicate my life to fixing every grammatical, spelling, punctuation, policy-violation, fact-checking, and style error on TV Tropes! (I'll leave Oxford commas and British/American spelling differences alone, though.)

You Monster!.

edited 11th Dec '14 2:46:36 PM by SolipSchism

And then someone deleted the entire site. Sorry.

I'm going to climb a tree!

Then what are you doing here on Pandora?

I am here to joke about a topic you can't yell at me for.

I fucking hate jokes!

I'm going to go on a quest to get a goddamn thermostat installed at my desk, because whoever runs this building doesn't understand that just because it's cold outside doesn't mean I want to swim in my own sweat whilst indoors.

Ha, I can relate to that.

Granted. It's simply a fan that has ice behind it, and another fan which has a hot pizza behind it. So your desk smells like grease.

I wish I had a nice shrimp dinner.

This mix-up again?

I am here to prepare for the falling sky.

Yeah, I was watching an old Winnie-The-Pooh episode when I made that quest.

edited 11th Dec '14 7:30:48 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

You do know that the sky can't fall right?

I am here to make the forums more active!

Too bad, you let in Waluigi! WAAAAAAAAA!

I am here to spread WALUIGI TIME!

edited 11th Dec '14 7:38:20 PM by TheHailStormer