Push the button?

Pass. We've already got a belief system like that (whose message I find no fault in). One more would just give people another excuse to harm and take advantage of each other.

You become an inhabitant of the Dragon Ball ecumene,

but

you're only human.

The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.

Humans get their asses kicked a lot. No.

You get your favorite comic adapted into a tv show.

BUT

It's written by the people who made Teen Titans Go!

Now known as Cyber Controller

The Walking Dead is doing fine as it is. Pass.

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You get to own any piece of memorabilia from any form of media free of charge.

But

It'll be stolen from it's previous owner.

If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!

I sure would enjoy having the Omnitrix, but with the knowledge that it was forcefully taken away from Ben himself, I wouldn't be able to change into XLR8 or Cannonbolt without feeling guilty. Maybe I could still press it as long as I can still return it to Ben.

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You now have the Omnitrix with no strings attached!

BUT

Every time you activate it, there's always a small chance that you'll become a Gungun.

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Push. I don't even know what it is, but I'm sure I can sell it for a ton of money on ebay.

If you push the button, you will become filthy rich.

BUT

You'll literally be filthy, and showering won't help.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

No thanks, I plan on dying in my old age as a clean, rich old man.

You end up with everything you could desire.

BUT.

You die awake, and in the worst pain you could ever feasibly imagine, as an old man.

Push. Everything I desire includes a Fountain of Youth and eventually a cyanide pill. The downside will never come to pass. Muhahaha!

Your favourite cancelled tv series gets a new season, and you get to write it!

BUT

The lead actor isn't interested, so you have to replace him.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Robot Wars is already coming back, so no need. Pass.

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You get to learn any martial art you want, including fictional ones like Hokuto Shinken.

BUT

It'll take years of grueling training that could kill you.

If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!

Pass, I'm too much of a pussy to do that.

You get to beat up all the assholes you hate with no legal consequences

but

once a month you will be hit hard right in the groin.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Push. Easily worth it.    Muhahahahahaha!   

You get to put an end to all dictatorships and terrorist groups.

BUT

History will remember you as the villain.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

I still keep my balls right? Also, i could just wear a cup.

WORTH IT!

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You get a Lamborghini.

BUT

It time travels.

edited 4th May '16 4:46:38 PM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

Yeah! Gimme dat shit! *SLAM!*

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You can travel the multiverse!

BUT

Every time you travel, you bring the multiverse closer and closer to armageddon.

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Random, I find your choices Rick-diculous.

edited 4th May '16 7:21:44 PM by gregnes2000

Ima be Lord English. Press!

You get your favorite food, non stop.

BUT.

You can only eat that, for the rest of your life.

If it's my favorite food, then yes! (This is probably a terrible idea, BUT WHO CARES)

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You get an awesome Humongous Mecha

BUT

The world is taken over and mechanized by an evil alien corporation. Unwilling Roboticization ensues.

edited 5th May '16 7:36:21 AM by DrNoPuma

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

Push. I get a mecha and a good reason to go to town with it? Hell the fuck yeah! Bring it on, alien scum!

You can now use the Kamehameha!

BUT

Your hair becomes really spiky.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

I GET TO BE KIRBY. IN ONE OF THE BEST GAMES. YES.

Kamehameha! Yes!

You get to adventure with three of your best friends from this site, to help an alien!

Kirby's return to dreamland, to be precise.

BUT

You have no powers, other than summoning flying mounts. And you have to duel the alien himself, after he reveals he used you.

edited 5th May '16 6:54:43 PM by RandomWriter413

YES! And unlike Kirby and his friends, I would know not to trust the alien because I've played the game!

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You get a great singing voice and you write AWESOME songs

BUT

You become a bad guy.

edited 6th May '16 7:29:34 AM by DrNoPuma

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

Nah, I'm too wimpy to be evil.

You get a Doctor Who movie

BUT

It's directed by Michael Bay

edited 7th May '16 1:47:25 PM by hamza678

Now known as Cyber Controller

I don't really care for who.

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You have a harem and are a harem king

But

They are all your sisters, you perv.

"We be we baby!"

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

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You save the world with The Power of Rock

BUT

You go deaf afterwards.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

Sure.

You become a vigilante with tremendous strength (rivaling that of British Royal Marines) and eventually save the world from a Diabolical Mastermind,

but

You only do so after undergoing surgery to mend wounds made by a traumatic explosion that costs your best friend their life.

The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.

Ok.

You live a rich, long, cheerful life doing whatever it is you please and never having to pay for things.

BUT

You die from End stage Cancer.

"We be we baby!"

WORTH IT!

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You get the most amazing voice in history.

BUT

You will forever hear voices in your head.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

Pass

you become the smartest person on the planet!

but

you become a giant asshole that almost nobody but your family likes.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

I'm use to that already! PRESS!!

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You get to cancel your least favorite show.

BUT

Your favorite game series gets canned too.

"We be we baby!"