It would still get very boring, very fast. Pass.
You gain immediate and permanent mastery over any musical instrument of your choice. Everyone who hears you play it shall enjoy it.
BUT
You can no longer wear any clothing and must remain naked for the rest of your life.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.I'm okay with that. They'll be too busy dancing to stare at my huge cock. <press>
You are now an assassin. You will be paid $1,000 per hour on the job, and you won't need to pay taxes after your first kill.
BUT
Your target is your waifu/husbanru of your favorite anime/cartoon/movie/book series who has entered the real world. If you refuse, you will be killed.
edited 13th May '15 7:24:43 AM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"Doesn't seem worth it if you ask me. Pass.
It's now extremely easy for you to get off of TV Tropes so you can do something else.
BUT
You will now unexpectedly transform into my current avatar (Reshiram) without warning at any moment for 2 hours at a time.
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."Done.<press>
You gain laser vision
But
You are now near-sited.
"We be we baby!"I'm already nearsighted, so it doesn't matter. -presses-
You have your own Robot Buddy
BUT
The First Law of Robotics is applied ONLY to you.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."It still obeys me and will never kill me or rebel against me, I press it (Besides, I can kill people with it).
Any disease/disability you have or will have in your life is cured/repaired
BUT
You turn into a Poisonous Person
edited 19th May '15 5:02:57 PM by DeisTheAlcano
Yeah, sure. Other people can go fuck themselves.
Here's a button.
You get to become a godlike being
BUT
You have to destroy at least one populated planet every day, or you will starve to death.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Provided I will not run of of planets I joyously accept. I would hope that as a godlike being I could create the planets I need? Populations included if the are necessary?
You cannot be killed by any injury or illness.
However;
If you even touch an emerald you are immediately slain and even being close to one will make you fall extremely ill for several weeks. If you are close to one for too long it will kill you.
edited 19th May '15 5:14:24 PM by Laithelryn
Where will I ever come in contact with an emerald? -presses that button-
You will look like a Greek Adonis to your lover...
...but...
...to everyone else, you look like a walking tumor.
It's been 3000 years…Deadpool costume = FIXED! -presses-
You get to travel the entire world
BUT
You do so while under all The Oregon Trail illnesses. In a covered wagon. Without modern medicine.
edited 19th May '15 5:52:49 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Nope.
You'll instantly get the job of your dreams
BUT
No time for leisure.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"If it extends to jobs which would normally be impossible for me to attain, such as sovereign of the world I will accept the arrangement it but if it does not I will not consent to this.
You can remold you body at will.
However;
You become very weak willed.
edited 27th May '15 4:29:31 AM by Laithelryn
Tempting but no.
You can date as many men/women as you want, and they won't get jealous if you put them in a harem.
BUT
You must fight an evil-ex/world devouring God every week.
"We be we baby!"Fight the equivalent of Galactus every week to get a chance at a polygamous relationship? NOPE!
You gain time travel abilities
BUT
You Already Changed the Past is on full effect, that means you cannot actually change anything
edited 27th May '15 3:25:52 PM by DeisTheAlcano
That means I won't screw up the past to alter my present. Sure.
You gain a force field that protects you from harm of all sorts
BUT
It also blocks out women.
"We be we baby!"Press! I'd be to free to explore wherever and whenever I want without causing any time travel paradoxes.
No thanks.
You get to have your own story with you as the main character in an awesome adventure filled with magic and weapons of all kinds, including firearms. You will also live to see the ending.
BUT
You are The Unchosen One; it's actually your job to find The Actual Chosen One and become The Lancer and the Supporting Protagonist to him. Once you do find him, you'll be shocked to know this chosen one is an absolute ass who treats everybody (especially you) horribly to put it mildly.
edited 27th May '15 3:41:49 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.So, Kekkai Sensen? Gotcha!
You finally get to do one of your dreams in real life.
BUT
You only have until sunset to complete that dream or else you die.
"We be we baby!"I'm sure I can switch bodies with Zapdos and back again before then. (Press)
You have the ability to become your favorite Pokemon
BUT
If you transform after sunset and before sunrise, you can't switch back to normal.
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."...Nah. I have no desire to permanently become Darkrai.
You own the world
BUT
You're also responsible for all the shit that happens on it.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.I will accept the deal!
You will live three times longer than you otherwise would have.
However;
You lose your senses of taste and smell.
I would probably lose the will to live if I couldn't enjoy a Red Robin burger ever again. And besides, I would have to watch everyone I know...you know... (Pass!)
You become Hollywood's next biggest star
BUT
You now have enormous ears and a purple nose.
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."I guess being a real life muppet won't be so bad.
You get your own theme music wherever you go
BUT
You can never turn it off
"We be we baby!"No thanks. I'd rather have Telepathy with that Power Incontinence instead. Isn't that right...
... dear Haruka Kotoura and Satori Komeji? |
You invent a gadget that changes the course of history and mankind for the better!
BUT
your patent for it gets stolen, so history will forget you and remember the thief as the true inventor.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Well as long as mankind benefits it does not matter. -presses-
You can summon whatever food you crave the most and it completely meets your expectations.
But
You can't eat the food ever.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Real life walking dead? PRESS!
You are the last man on Earth after an outbreak of a man-made virus.
BUT
You get a talking magical companion through it all in the middle.
"We be we baby!"