Ar Bees. Bees run a fast food chain.
Too old for this
Tar Bees: A new species of bees appears, which is able to survive only by eating tar.
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Tzar Bees: A group of immortal bees come across a monarch bathing in a river, the promptly sting him to death. After having done so they proceed to fill out his regalia, acquiring gloves, a wig, a mask and other such pieces of clothing so that they might pass themselves off as a human monarch. The new Tzar goes on to lead a brutal and largely successful conquest of Europe. Many assassination attempts are foiled when bullets and daggers pierce their apparel but do no harm to the cunning bees!
edited 27th May '15 1:01:07 AM by Laithelryn
Space Molly Weasley
Tzar Beet: A Russian monarch calls war when pests armed with junk food weaponry invade the Veggie Kingdom.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Tzar Beat: A Russian monarch starts a band
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
My son is a dumbass
Tzar Bet: Will the monarch win his honor back?
These are the voyages...
Tzar Beta: A tale of the younger brother.
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...
edited 27th May '15 12:22:15 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Too old for this
The Princess Ride: Horror story about a new Disneyworld ride centered about their Princess franchise which begins sucking people inside and forcing them to relive the classical stories... only with Disney Death replaced by actual death.
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The Prince's Ride: same as above, but gender flipped.
The Prince's Rider: A porno.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Space Molly Weasley
The Prince's River: A prince checks out the meandering river on his new land. One wrong turn sends him through an adventure he'll never forget.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Fly Air Madeline
The Prince's Riven: A prince of a faraway kingdom becomes obsessed with the video game Riven.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Space Molly Weasley
The Prince's Raven: Follow the journey of the prince's trusty avian messenger as he travels through dangerous lands and unforgiving weather, just to deliver a love letter to the royal's lover.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
The prince is raven.
The tragic story of a prince that got transmogrified into a bird.
The Prince, His Raven: The main characters, a prince Off The Throne and his pet raven, roam the realm, basically serving as the king's P.R. People
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
The Prince, His Rave: The augurs of the kingdom try to interpret the meaning behind the ominous rantings of the crown prince.
The Price: Hi's Rave: A madman called "Hi" must pay the price after one of his rants offends the wrong people
That's ten
edited 6th Jun '15 7:34:29 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
dork: silent assassin
Fly Air Madeline
Dawn of Wart: A skin disease causing excessive warts turns into an epidemic.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
These are the voyages...
Dawn of Art: a documentary about cave paintings
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...
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Lawn of Art: A documentary about the art of gardening through time.
edited 7th Jun '15 11:59:49 AM by C105
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my current job
Lawn of Dart, the remnants of a place where lawn-darts were played frequently. Filled with Surprise Creepy.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Lawn of Darth: An A.U. fanfic where Darth Vader conquers everything he wants to, retires, and slices open/force chokes anyone who steps on his lawn
edited 8th Jun '15 11:36:21 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Are Bees: A videogame in which your sole objective is to turn everyone and everything into a bee.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!