Provide disproportionate retribution to the misdemeanor above

You end up in need of therapy.

I cut in line at the movies.

edited 3rd Mar '15 2:30:00 PM by IchigoMontoya

You end up first in line...to see Food Fight!

I tricked people into watching Food Fight.

You are forced to endlessly watch Birdemic

I fund Birdemic: The Sequel

You get fed to buzzards.

I spit on the ground.

You are spit on by everyone in the block in public.

I steal a piece of candy from the convenience store.

You choke on it and die. You then get successfully CPR'd until you can get to hospital and revived... only to get accidentally stabbed with an AIDS-contaminated needle and die of it years later. Right before your lawsuit against the hospital comes through.

I engage in Hilarity Sues!

You get to suffer a Fate Worse than Death with a 30-Sue Pileup.

I push someone off a building.

edited 4th Mar '15 2:06:24 AM by SymeSynth

You become a building, and remain standing in place for the rest of your life with nothing to do and no way to speak or communicate. No one will ever know your suffering.

Even if the building is demolished the remaining tiny pieces will still contain your consciousness. There is no escape

I eat the White house

George Washington comes back from the dead and murders you.

I shoot a tin can.

It was the bottom can of a huge pyramid of cans. You are buried beneath an avalanche of cans.

I let the milk go sour.

You are forced to drink it and suffer a horrible death by what must've been some right nasty food poisoning.

I don't hang my coat back up.

You get shot at with a Plasma Cannon.

I set fire to a pyromaniac.

BURN!

I poured the milk before the cereal.

except the fire burns your face too.

I forgot to remove my android from the charger.

You get a power outage for plugging too many things in.

I jaywalked.

You got hit by a car halfway across.

I wrote a 30-Sue Pileup.

You're sued for copyright infringement. Thirty times.

I got intimate with your mother.

My dad murders you.

I forget to leave a tip.

The server you forgot to tip shakes you upside-down by the ankle until you have a nosebleed, then absconds with the contents of your pockets.

I got a really annoying song stuck in your head.

I embed a razor-edged CD in your skull.

I fart in your elevator.

Your sentence is to smell your own farts... FOREVER

I crush on Xion.

World ends.

I create Birdemic 2

You and your family are infected with bird flu.

I spilled my drink!

The studio who agreed to help you goes bankrupt after claiming it was more popular than it was.

YOU KILLED US ALL!

I slept on the couch.

edited 24th Mar '15 6:13:25 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

You get chronic hemapaticdorsalgiasyphilitis.

I ran a yellow light.

edited 24th Mar '15 11:19:10 PM by TrulyDeceptive