You also have a massive emotional/mental capacity, stability and willpower to mitigate the numerous minds you read and the horrible thoughts of others that you receive.
The ability to make anyone who looks at you immediately perform a facepalm for a few seconds. After that, they must look away and look back at you for it to work again.
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
You always get the first shot.
The power to always know whenever someone says your name - but with absolutely no context.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
No need for the Sneeze Cut anymore!
The power of instantaneous sewing! You must have all of the proper materials on-hand for it to work.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Crazy Awesome Personified
You can sew an inescapable trap, and any threads within a fair radius count as "on-hand".
The power to explode yourself.
Party time!
Tief girl with eartude
'Splosion Man. Need I say any more?
The power to correct people's grammar simply by being near them.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Fly Air Madeline
People can acquire knowledge in any language you've learned simply by you being near them.
The power to get angry.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Accent Upon The Wrong Syllable.
edited 26th Aug '14 10:21:54 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Crazy Awesome Personified
You can return to your normal form afterwards, and melting into a fluid like that makes you the ultimate escape artist, not to mention that it's all but impossible to land a punch/kick/gunshot on you. Even if they do, melting and re-forming will undo any physical injury.
(This should be an easy one.) The power to come up with the correct solution to any math problem.
Shadow of Legends
Including the ones in everyday life. You know now the perfect trajectory for any throwing, shooting, or hitting task... in theory... along with many other things. Better practice your hand-eye coordination to make it actually work for you!
The power to constantly have a Raging Stiffie - even if you're a girl - until you see another human naked.
edited 4th Mar '16 7:07:11 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Your crotch is now a hand and that hand holds a gun. You are now asexual.
The power to make your eyes glow.
Being your own light source does wonders for your night vision.
The ability to make anyone you can see and anyone who can see you unable to comprehend language in any form... but it's always on.
Shadow of Legends
You go to your local Parliament House... and productivity somehow triples. Soon enough, you find yourself with a nice, cushy position as the Speaker.
The power to never make a typo again.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Fly Air Madeline
You are a master of confusion, able to make people forget or misjudge with a thought.
The power to undestroy (That is, take the pieces and make them fuse back together as if they were never broken) keychains.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
The power to undestroy (That is, take the pieces and make them fuse back together as if they were never broken) Cosmic Keystones.
The power to give anyone, male or female, a Raging Stiffie.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
(Sensing a bit of a theme here... 
) Let's see. Ultimate cure for Erectile Dysfunction, plus allowing a certain subset of women to live out certain sexual fantasies.
Having a prehensile tail.
Shadow of Legends
You know those times when you wish you had an extra hand? I know I do...
The ability to never be believed.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I Warned You is now your Catchphrase, and now everybody else is condemned to look stupid in front of you. Also, you now take great pleasure in being an Unreliable Expositor.
The power to make the bottoms of your feet either rock hard or feather soft.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Crazy Awesome Personified
That means; scientifically anyway, that you increase the density and mass of your feet. You now can kick people through walls.
The ability to conjure any tiny metal object out of thin air.
Party time!
Tief girl with eartude
This includes things like keys, or the specific wires on that machine over there. Plus there's no limit to how many you can summon....
The power to make lukewarm coffee serving temperature again.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Starbucks now delivers straight to your door!
You have become immune to caffeine and other artificial stimulants.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
You can be sober on any drug with psychoactive properties, including Cocaine, Meth, Cannabis, and even DMT.
The power to shoot very weak jets of air from your fingers.
edited 28th Aug '14 7:30:24 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
1000 chords and the truth
Weak jets of air.... that cause hurricanes on the other side of the planet. MWAHAHA
You know produce tons of saliva. Like just crazy amounts of it.
Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny.
You produce enough saliva that you can navigate by surfing on it.
The ability to change the color of your eyes.
These hearing aids are a disguised cure for blindness. They are actually Nanobots that can deconstruct and slip through the ear and into the brain to repair/modify damaged visual nerves.
Telepathy with Power Incontinence. This a Shout-Out. Do you recognize it?
edited 17th Aug '14 1:18:35 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.