The world stops being as we know it every time someone we know dies or we find something new.
I'll be in school. Mercilessly teasing the scared people and playing REM.
Me? I shall be living and laughing.
Smile for me!Wonder what the imbiciles who believed that line of bullshit from the Mayans are going to latch onto next. Seriously for the past 12 years we've been riding the whole end of the world wagon. It was Y2K, September 11th, The war in Iraq and Afghanistan, The Bird Flue, The Swine Flu, The West Nile Virus, Climate Change, then there was that meathead predicting The Rapture, and now we're listening to the ramblings of a bunch of subliterate jackasses from 2000 years ago. They were morons. They believed throwing people down holes would make their crops grow. I repeat they were morons.
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. PattonRubbing it in people's faces on the internet, and making extended jokes about it for weeks.
I'm going to throw an Apocalypse party and decorate my house like a Fallout vault. The food will resemble rations from WW II. It'll be great.
edited 2nd Sep '12 9:40:00 AM by QuarterDollar
I can't wait to see the following sites light up;
- Tumblr
- Every single news website's comments section
- TV Tropes
I shall probably be playing games with pdam and not regretting a moment of it. If I'm going to go out, might as well do it while doing something I enjoy.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.Nothing productive, I can guarantee you that.
Seems like a good day to sleep in.
"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."I'll be taking midterms. It's also my best friend's birthday, incidentally.
I think I might actually be in Hawaii. Doing... Hawaiian things. I'll probably forget it's the day until it's almost over.
@Cody The Headless Boy: The Mayans didn't even predict the end of the world on their calendar.
December 21, 2012 is the start of a new calendar cycle, nothing else. The entire thing is just a complete fabrication of bullshit.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am.""High Priest Ikan, have you finished the great calendar that the Gods told you to make?"
"That I have, young proselyte Ichik. I have made one that stretches over a thousand springtimes into the future."
"That is incredible, High Priest! But what shall you do when it is done?"
"..."
"...High Priest?"
"...I had not thought of that."
"So...is the calendar incomplete?"
"Nonsense, young proselyte! We shall use this calendar for the next thousand springtimes. And then, when the calendar starts to reach its end..."
"...then?"
"...then!"
"...then!?"
"...we shall make a new one!
Lemurian, as is not unusual for you, you win teh interwebz.
That post was very funny.
I always thought it was more like this:
*chip chip chip*
"12.19.19.17.17..."
*chisel chisel chisel*
"12.19.19.17.18..."
*hammer hammer hammer*
"12.19.19.17.19... eh, this is getting boring, I'm going to go hit on girls in the marketplace."
edited 2nd Sep '12 12:55:19 PM by EdwardsGrizzly
<><New head canon.
"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."I want a headcannon.
Who's head would I fire from it first, though?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'Hopefully,I will be flying back to San Francisco from DC for Christmas,even more hopeful though I'll be doing the usual Christmas stuff
December 22, 2012:
We giggle at the people that are last-minute Christmas shopping because they thought they could get off scot-free due to the end of the world.
Just floating around...EDIT: Oh wait, I get it.
edited 2nd Sep '12 1:25:55 PM by dRoy
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Yeah. Probably doing something with Phoenixor. Nice that I would get to see him before The End of the World as We Know It.
Though what if it's a slow process and I'm stranded on the UK? What if I get in trouble for staying without a visa?!
That's when I turn on my experimental, never-before-tested black hole simulator.
Why d'you ask?
And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)@Pdam: If you're stranded in the UK, take the time to visit Sheffield! With Phoenix, of course.
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Creative Writing final exam. End of the world party. Then maybe that might be the day my family takes off to go to Florida on vacation.
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