3 microphones foreverInterestingly these sometimes change when you run them again - I actually edited some of my posts here to reflect this, for some reason. The "My Humps" one I posted before became the more obvious, but still pretty funny ""What all trunk junk is junk". Also: Listen to all cooperation with the authority to stop. It is a brand of ice. "All right, stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with my brand new invention" - Vanilla Ice, "Ice Ice Baby" None of my Anaconda don't want to unless you have Hon bread "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon", Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back"
edited 23rd Jun '12 4:58:35 PM by MikeK
Dropout w/ bong in handLet's try some Meshuggah lyrics and hope they're complex enough to baffle the translator... "Try squint you can clearly see it. Visual reality of negative [non-fake. Crystal Vision express Center" Squint your eyes to see clearly/Blur reality to make it real/Let focus go from your deceiving eyes/To know what's been concealed/We've all been blinded/Subjects to visual misinformation/A systematic denial of the crystalline - "Rational Gaze" "Known as new code letters endangered species completely fake pre-present people has been refined." I eradicate the fake pre-present me/Elevate me to a higher human form/The characters I am, made into a word complete/Then I'll be the new norm - "New Millennium Cyanide Christ" "Recognize the feed bones presentation of currency of the United Front of the same computer." See me be me same contents same machine/The currency of ours no more flesh and bone/We are to be unaware of what we have been before - "Future Breed Machine" Actually, that last one sounds vaguely like something they would actually write.
edited 23rd Jun '12 6:50:55 PM by YonTroper
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
Occam's Rusty SpoonEverywhere, don't know the micromere GOODLUCK.
Topic: can't get the act together.
Unlike the and began the soul.
Feel weird to hear people nod here. "I don't know where to begin, feel a cleaving in my mind
I can't get my act together, buzz in my head is too loud
I know something's wrong with me, it's starting to burn out my soul
But I feel so weird in here when you just sit, listen and nod"
- Riverside, "Driven to Destruction"
edited 25th Jun '12 10:03:49 AM by Eschatologist
"Two vessels' vast embrace / Surrounds usótime and space." - Abū al-ʿAlāʾ al-Maʿarrī
Can-I-Bus"Blacken Yo Eyes" by the Insane Clown Posse. Concerned about lead in your head ' of want a cause of death. Teaches food and wine and women fucking nude nude bitch Tower do not know stink saw an evil sadistic sadist, I think you want to when you and your shit, take a meal, our fine psycholistic guy, I never eat Ed b shoot your head bitch fucking fucking Nate fuck our break cry before I die you spine nasty nasty hoe on the floor behind Mac ya! is my not so favorite son Tommy homey grab your face and neck, Club, Billy Hoe can Mace, freaky, I don't think you're fucking upside-down coats go shooting the other guy take Club and dome nasty nasty hoe! Meguro, fast and rip shit, I have ' I punch ya d hit, Stomp, ya, young people what kicks don't hit the bitch! What hoe! Bitch! Expected blue freak I thought gave me shit and truth boys dick sucking embedded in me he love the freaky trick you Bowl. Do you suck and fuck it you fucking pick up or what? [ why no Mo E, I uh why why the neck is the like guess also nasty nasty slut girl girl b I don't want black guys fucking hoe other bad nasty hoe even has heard the bad evil eye love your quick reasons why got UH, tell me heard itching Word action broken. Inability to say someone is drunk, hear the hoe so hurt? And it will take take your feet your life everybody else complain'd say balley her with her face and bar, she stole my heart Alley she, and I take the split, your lips like head bit chicky chicky face life was crushed to take it, not a surprise me in the car to break it and get bust motorcyclist Stomped for women, Tommy take cutting head my son that bitch off you write me is freaky in the House Your throat ghetto zone nasty nasty hoe fucking eyes quick surprise not take razor feel black hoe Court
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
What do you think she's confused about?High speed, well, hard work makes us stronger Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger. - Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
i am so high right noworiginal: I wanna rock right now, I'm Rob Base and I came to get down, I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone translated: We must lock now. International cost is known. But Mike rocks are known.
the cat got skinned again!
But Mike rocks are known.it is known
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
"Leave, do you know your country?" "I don't know where I'm going, but I'm going to try for the Kingdom if I can." -"Heroin" by The Velvet Underground
Church money provides the pubs in your body. Die lonely boy Queen, hands and feet. Passed the pub that saps your body/And the church who'll snatch your money/The Queen is dead, boys/And it's so lonely on a limb (The Smiths)
Ö one day all of us will die but Ė a this is the important thing Ė we are not dead yet. —- You are not allowed to hire a butt assassin!
The Great SegnoWhoops, duplicate!
edited 20th Jul '12 12:58:10 PM by Spinosegnosaurus77
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edited 21st Jul '12 4:03:29 AM by Spinosegnosaurus77
How many did you get right?zero
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
What do you think she's confused about?I heard was the Queen of the infamous shared official lead profile family war Pack man bridge really good crime Mobb murder hunt "I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous, you heard of us, official Queensbridge murderers, the Mobb comes equipped for warfare, beware of my crime family who got nuff shots to share for all those who wanna profile and pose..." from Mobb Deep - Shook One (Part 2)
Not a real soldier
3 microphones foreverBad TV us tonight! All right, we'll do TV Party! Beer is a couple of television. "We're gonna have a TV party tonight! We're gonna have a TV party, all right! We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews" Black Flag - "TV Party" Our 2 2 2 is a two-storey bus mold side crashed into heaven 2. "And if a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die", The Smiths, "There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out"
Not a real soldierThis shit is fun as hell. This one is... amazing. Wow.
Just awesome like thatDidn't reach equilibrium, but kept cycling through these two: "Will be the best shot for the detection of abuse like the submission process each round." and "Will be shot detection of abuse such as best each round submission process." "Been beat up and battered round / Been sent up, and I've been shot down / You're the best thing that I've ever found / Handle me with care." —The Traveling Wilburys, "Handle With Care"
However, the average happiness. Don't kick the shit.Words to live by.
edited 13th Aug '12 5:42:51 PM by 0dd1
Has a new obsession.Pink Floyd, "Breathe"
Breathing and air However, don't be afraid to care Now, does not leave a vacation Take a look around and choose your location Live performance of the long flight I'll smile, we we cry your tears Touch everything, view all Is your life so far Run, run, rabbit Dig that hole, forget the Sun Last work She sits in the drilling at one time Live performance of the long flight However, just for you The biggest wave balance Race to an early graveTranslated one line at a time. It would get really crazy if I translated it all at once. Come to think of it, I'll do that, and get back to you. EDIT: Back:
Laughed an active maintenance family home more expensive flight fear, long time! Sitting on the balance of all the critical voices surge, now remember the first holes in the lace Bunny life contact wave....What.
edited 14th Aug '12 5:56:13 PM by megaBLOB
Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Not a real soldier
edited 15th Aug '12 11:56:45 AM by Prometheus136
Began to hear the Lonely Bell Bell. Reflect the life time of the past. "I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime. Reflecting on my past life, and it doesn't have much time." Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name Deep.
Tolkien freak"Is reason this year, everyone is in a vibrant atmosphere very far, so from here; even if, since the United States dry out all opened go there last July, I ' m going... Cuba is going anywhere. Will Cuba stay anywhere. Flow wine, panatellas Stellas light dark eyes and Cuba of their peers." note
edited 16th Aug '12 2:44:18 AM by MorwenEdhelwen
The road goes ever on. -Tolkien
Eternally dreaming..."Infected brain socket snake soul Sin! are you considering the poor layout of the well known today. Destroy Chidori, a floating skull cave reception free skull skull blade loss behind the idea of depreciation in terms of shooting, already." Skull is fractured by the pounding / Eyes dislodging from their sockets / Brains spill out, the skull is split through / Mind vacent, now cranium too / Guilty thoughs will not infect me / Soulless scum recieve no pitty / Deceptive tounges hewn by my blade / Forked like a snake now on the ground they lay / They had no conscience so there is no loss / For my redemption there must be a cost / They deserve to die / They deserve to die / DIE!!!!
Someone wake me from this nightmare, I've become my darkest fear...
the flies will find youA friend of my girlfriend live in Girl Response Canada. She can be sweet. To meet my girlfriend I live in Canada! I want her! Her name is Alberta, she live in Vancouver. She sucks like Hoover's mother! Boss is everything OK? Whether or not the check only one. She is now Canada household waste! She last week, here, she had the flu. Too bad because I wanted to introduce her to you. To bed her her head was very sad feet! And! (Avenue Q, My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada)
before the darkness arrives
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His love of these feelings sometimes misunderstood her world. You can't alienate the girls. 2 sides of my brain is meeting these is required. I think. My left brain is fragile is love you know. 1 hours ago her repeat the new bears, looking for.The White Stripes, Fell In Love With A Girl. "Red hair with a curl, mellow roll for the flavor and the eyes for peeping. Can't keep away from the girl, these two sides of my brain need to have a meeting. Can't think of anything to do, my left brain knows that love is fleeting. She's just looking for something new, and I said it once before but it bears repeating now."
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