May be Stupendous Man
463. Despite having been working for years, plumbers almost never fix pipes.
Insert something clever here
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
465: If you see enemies in your path, it means you're going the right way.
''Annihilate everything.''
Blitzy....
466: If you get shot, just wait it out.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
468. Don't worry about hiding the corpses. They will disappear on their own. Just like the blood on your hands.
469. If a wall seems odd, treat it with C4 or another explosive material for a little secret.
470. Short on money? Cutting some grass will get you rupees, arrows, bombs, hearts and other things.
Schrodinger's Human
471: Sometimes, if you press a button, you die.
472: Sewers are massive. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
473. You have to walk when someone talks through some transmission.
edited 7th Jun '17 5:37:04 PM by kaalban
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Not Sherlock Holmes
474: You can spare wild animals.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
my current job
474b: And the guards, provided they don't see you.
475: Every note is on a pentatonic scale, there are only 5 types of drums, and your voice always ranges from high-ish to low-ish.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
476. Blood in your retinas indicate that you may have a broken leg.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
May be Stupendous Man
477. Earth has no planetary defence and can be torn apart by a giant space monster easily.
Insert something clever here
Blitzy....
478: You can make axes, pickaxes, shovels and other tools with your bare hands, sticks, and rocks.
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The Traveling Hat Merchant
479. While invisible you should never EVER go near to your teammates unless you want to die.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Schrodinger's Human
480. If you hit people often enough, you can basically fly around from one side of the room to another.
Everything that lives is designed to end.
edited 10th Jun '17 2:59:27 PM by Xeroop
Schrodinger's Human
482. If you can transform into a turret, you are always going to get a spotlight.
Everything that lives is designed to end.
482a. If you can make a turret, you can get a spotlight even if you're dead.
Schrodinger's Human
483. When you are either a terrorist or a counter-terrorist, expect to hear Russian curse words. A lot
Everything that lives is designed to end.
484:"the best way blow off steam is to blow off someone's natches."
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Tief girl with eartude
485: The best use for a mech designed especially for fighting kaiju is for the pilot to protect her team-mates from damage.
edited 10th Jun '17 4:29:20 PM by Bisected8
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486: If you can pick something up, do it. It will definitely become useful in the future.
487: Try to use everything on everything. The possibility to tape a knife on a hamster wouldn't be there if there wouldn't be any use for it later.
The Traveling Hat Merchant
488. Apparently brass knuckles and a pickaxe does less damage than fists and a shovel.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
490: If you give a girl dozens of ice creams and cheesecakes, she falls in love with you.
462: Even if your in the biggest city in the world, you should only ever explore a small part of it.