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Enthryn (they/them) Since: Nov, 2010
(they/them)
#1: Apr 24th 2011 at 4:58:13 PM

Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Try to find a Crack Pairing that's worse than the previous poster's pairing. It can be worse because of squick, being really disturbing, leading to inevitable disaster, or whatever.

Crossovers are fine. Sanity not required. Bring your own Brain Bleach.

Also, please pothole to the work that the characters are from, so people not familiar with the series won't miss out on the horror.

To start: Gendo/Asuka

ABNDT Nightmare Muse from Last seen trolling Elesh Norn Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Nightmare Muse
#3: Apr 24th 2011 at 6:17:40 PM

Applebloom/Steve Buscemi

Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#4: Apr 24th 2011 at 6:23:05 PM

Colin Creevey/Dumbledore

edited 24th Apr '11 6:24:26 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#5: Apr 24th 2011 at 6:45:41 PM

Princess Peach/The Dread Dormammu

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts Since: Jan, 2001
Macinatrix Insana
#6: Apr 24th 2011 at 8:47:33 PM

Chao Lingshen/A Dalek

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#7: Apr 24th 2011 at 8:54:27 PM

A Dalek/ A Sisters of Battle

edited 24th Apr '11 8:56:18 PM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
Sakan4k from The Other Rainforest Since: Dec, 2010
betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere. Since: Sep, 2010
Dreaming out loud.
#10: Apr 24th 2011 at 11:13:17 PM

Tentacle Monster / Zudak.

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Sakan4k from The Other Rainforest Since: Dec, 2010
#11: Apr 24th 2011 at 11:15:33 PM

   Zudak/betterthanstrawberry   

betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere. Since: Sep, 2010
Dreaming out loud.
#12: Apr 24th 2011 at 11:24:29 PM

Cats / Water

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#13: Apr 24th 2011 at 11:54:47 PM

[up] You should have seen my other cat. He did not care if you spilled water on him so long as it wasn't freezing cold. My still living cat (longhaired) likes to be rubbed with a damp towel when it's hot. :3

Coraline/Other Mother

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#14: Apr 24th 2011 at 11:56:36 PM

Coraline/Other Mother's hand

annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#15: Apr 24th 2011 at 11:59:55 PM

Jack/Danny

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Enthryn (they/them) Since: Nov, 2010
(they/them)
#16: Apr 25th 2011 at 7:06:21 AM

Haruhi/Arael

This one would almost certainly lead to the destruction of all of reality.

Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#17: Apr 25th 2011 at 7:18:51 AM

Haruhi/Waluigi

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere. Since: Sep, 2010
Dreaming out loud.
#18: Apr 26th 2011 at 1:34:30 AM

Kouya / Jack Thompson.

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
ThatHuman someone from someplace Since: Jun, 2010
someone
#19: Apr 26th 2011 at 4:52:39 AM

Tsukasa/Tsukasa

edited 26th Apr '11 4:53:06 AM by ThatHuman

something
BlaineTheM0n0 Steven Lives from The Damn Box Since: Mar, 2010
Steven Lives
#20: Apr 26th 2011 at 4:54:59 AM

Sherlock Holmes / Nicolas Cage

edited 26th Apr '11 4:55:21 AM by BlaineTheM0n0

G'day
CantNotLookAtThisSite Since: Sep, 2010
#21: Apr 26th 2011 at 5:31:16 AM

The Doctor/Human Dalek Sec.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#23: May 11th 2011 at 4:21:06 PM

Plank/Perry/Colin Mocherie as a One True Threesome.

Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#24: May 11th 2011 at 10:18:53 PM

Slowbeef, Godzilla, and my awkward three-person lovechild/Uboa

edited 11th May '11 10:22:14 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Usually here.
CyberTiger88 Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#25: May 6th 2013 at 6:40:06 PM

Twilight Sparkle/Azelf

edited 6th May '13 6:40:20 PM by CyberTiger88


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