Cheeky son of a....
Addendum to my previous post: Especially if you are all at level one and an 18 does not hit this barbarian's AC and he has a two handed greataxe.
:smug:
OK, two things: 1, the bullrushes did end up working eventually, and 2, I HAVE NO IDEA what you're planning to do with a charred dismembered dwarf corpse.
Although I do have a theory. Check your P Ms.
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Doesn't Bull Rush hit Fortitude instead of AC?
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
Not allowed to convince the entire party to be druids.
...and that's terrible.
Yakka Foob Mog
But... but theoretically infinite bear vortex!
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
Bonuspoints for calling the Party D.E.H.T.A. or P.E.T.A.?
Some Guy Or Something
The party is no longer allowed to muse Power Perversion Potential during the game. Save if for before or after people, we waste enough time looking up to see if something is possible in the rules as is!
If what I say doesn't make sense, please refer to my name. Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! http://orkinet.lefora.com/
In the future if I ever am able to play D&D, do you think people would take issue if I made a bard that was pretty clearly based of Lemmy Kilmister?
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
If his music can heal people and nothing can faze him, you could even name him Kill Meister.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
I played a halfling bard that was transparently Ozzy Osbourne. I don't see why you'd be banned from doing that.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
ALL ABOOOOOOOARD! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA...!
Some Guy Or Something
As a GM, I am never allowed to make wild encounters have boss fights. Because those damn P Cs will catch them and absolutely destroy balance.
Also, never allowed to let Honip speak. He is on permanent "Shut up, Honip." watch.
"Evii is right though" -Saturn "I didn't know you were a bitch Evii." -Lior Val
Cheeky son of a....
But he has all the best lines!
:smug:
Some Guy Or Something
-No more Warhammer Fantasy and Dn D crossovers.
-Yes, that means I can't persuade another player to roll a Lawful Good Skaven Cleric.
-If David Bowie winds up on the pantheon as the polar opposite to the god of vinegar again, everyone dies, no save.
-Sometimes, talking the DM into house-ruling a new species of elf is okay. Having them be Catholic, in a normal Dn D game, is not.
Newbie incoming!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
- It doesn't matter if common is not Krezznorg's first language, Krezznorg can't speak in third person because Krezznorg's dialogue confuses the DM.
- Even if Krezznorg's hugeness is supreme, he still has a need for logic.
- I am not allowed to make a Power Ranger in a Mutants and Masterminds game.
- Until the second, "Global Heroes United" campaign.
- Even then, I have to make sure his Sentai team's theme isn't taken.
- You know what, I'll just make a Kamen Rider.
- Until the second, "Global Heroes United" campaign.
Some Guy Or Something
This is clearly the greatest idea ever. Though how on Earth a Skaven could ever be Lawful Good is beyond me.
"Evii is right though" -Saturn "I didn't know you were a bitch Evii." -Lior Val
Fwomph
Well, it's all a matter of perspective and finding somewhere with the right set of laws.
And on that note: I am not allowed to declare the huge dungeon we just cleared out as a sovereign nation.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Well, it's simple, really. Give something enough warpstone and eventually, it's gonna be like monkeys typing on keyboards but with genetic code. Just keep pushing skaven through this until you get a Lawful Good one. Lord knows they breed fast enough and are SCIENCE enough you won't run out.
Then punt his ass over to the Dungeons and Dragons universe through your abomination against reality of choice and then get him in the priesthood as a sort of apology.
Newbie incoming!
Why do you have all the best anecdotes?
Because his avatar is an anthropomorphic toilet.
The Mod with the Migraine
Not allowed to make "Choo choo!" noises at the GM when the P Cs are falsely arrested and forced into laboring for the local lord.
That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
I'm an Irene!
Play a Cleric in 3.5.
...Only because they think the class is broken. Despite me never breaking it. :|
Quest 64 thread
Even if the GM knows what you are doing, doesn't mean the party will understand. Especially if it involves cutting a burning corpse up.
"Evii is right though" -Saturn "I didn't know you were a bitch Evii." -Lior Val