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Describe EviIPaladin here...
EviIPaladin is... A person. He does not really contribute to the wiki, but is an avid forum goer. As such, he has not launched anything nor contributed anything to any pages.
Really, it is kind of pathetic...
In any case, EviIPaladin is a
Canadian Troper currently attending university. He is the first to tell people that he honestly has no idea what he wants to do with his life. As such, he has a tendency to be extremely cynical and a bit of a drag to be around. That is, when he isn't
hamming it up.
That's about it, really... Well, here's hoping that you'll like him...
Right?
Look! Tropes!
- Adult Child: He considers himself an avid gamer without ever touching classics like Bioshock, Deus Ex, and other critically acclaimed games. Mainly because he spends all his time playing Kid Icarus: Uprising, Pokémon, and Gotcha Force. All whose target audience is pretty young, with the possible exception of Kid Icarus: Uprising.
- Apologizes a Lot: Despite being someone who spends a lot of time as a Jerkass Deadpan Snarker, he actually falls under this Canadian stereotype. So much so that it is considered the defining trait amongst his group of friends, since they are all fellow Jerkasses.
- Blatant Lies: Has had a rough past with compulsive lying. Luckily, it never got too bad that he began to lie about things that were actually important, but that was because he had that problem crushed as fast as he could.
- Broken Ace: This is curently happening in university, after being a Brilliant, but Lazy honour roll student for all of high school. Speaking of which...
- Brilliant, but Lazy: More of the lazy than the brilliant. His amazing level of procrastination is incredible, even applying to things he loves.
- Berserk Button: He really hates Rape as Comedy. Online, he jokingly has misspellings of his name as this*
It is eviipaladin not evilpaladin
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- Catch Phrase: "...And that's the punchline.", "Thank you, [insert person's name] for that brilliant observation.", and "No need to be a smartass about it..." None of these really apply online, just with his Jerkass real life friends.
- Character Alignment: Lawful Neutral. His morality is pretty shaky but consistently views rules and order as the guiding force that leads to all things right. That and well JUSTICE!!
- Chaste Hero: Except not very heroic. Mainly because he cannot comprehend how someone could be romantically interested in him, so he is completely unaware if anyone actually do have such feelings for him.
- Deadpan Snarker: Snarking is his first language. Probably a reason why he doesn't have many friends that aren't snarkers themselves. Even fellow snarkers can find being around him a bit uncomfortable, as a single verbal misstep will lead to minutes of berating.
- First-Person Smartass: If Evii seems like a Jerkass, you clearly have not spent a moment hearing his inner thoughts, which are far snarkier and more abrasive than most of what he says.
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