Shadow of Legends
It suffers from Equivalent Exchange... calculated by the position of an organism on the food chain. To de-age a human, or make a human age slower, the aging of either another human or way too many animals must be increased/sped up.
(There are still ways to exploit this - Death Row inmates come to mind - but it's nowhere near as good.)
The power to create a Pocket Dimension completely under my control (to use as a free house which can also provide its inhabitants with any physical object they desire).
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Tief girl with eartude
You still have to pay rent to the Eldritch Abomination which makes it possible. Just not in money.
The power to freely transform into a duplicate of anyone you can see (including copying mannerisms, accents and other small details).
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
You can't turn back, and you accidentally turned into a snotty Minecraft Kid.
The powrr to polymorph anyone i see into a harmless sheep.
edited 19th Aug '14 5:20:43 AM by Tabbune
You turn into a sheep too when you do it.
Technomancy, the ability to control and manipulate Technology with my mind.
edited 19th Aug '14 5:23:36 AM by StephanReiken
my current job
You need to be thinking the opposite of what you want them to do.
Infinite Knowledge.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Classic
Your brain grows so huge, it crushes your skull under its weight.
Lightning control.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
You're not resistant to your own lightning, making you electrocute yourself when you fire it from your hands.
The ability to create, control, transmute and manipulate solid matter without sacrificing any part of yourself.
edited 19th Aug '14 6:45:25 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Digital Analogy
The said solid matter is excrement. Sure, this can be an awesome power with a little creativity, but you'll still be know by monikers such as "Captain Caca", "The Unbelievable #2", and "Shit Hero".
Being the Trope Man/Woman/<Fill in the blank>: the ability to ruin the baddies' lives.
edited 19th Aug '14 2:02:56 PM by Jusamies
In porto perse vitulus est.
my current job
Your kryptonite is clothing, so you have to fight crime naked.
Using Ice to your advantage. Please be more creative than "your weakness is fire."
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Digital Analogy
You can cool down beverages by putting ice cubes from the freezer in them and... that's pretty much it.
Magic according to how it works in Harry Potter.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Each spell requires a completely different accent. The accent cannot sound fake either, and the magic is very particular about this.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Jolly Saint Nick
You can never turn it off, and learn the history of every person you come across.
Invulnerability
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
INCARNATION OF POWER
You can't even cause wrinkling turning your own skin into an immovable death trap. You starve to death.
Lightning blasts and invulnerability to electricity.
Shadow of Legends
The associated EMP ruins all nearby electronics. Have fun getting by without Hero Insurance!
An Arrest Note, which makes the police arrive within 30 seconds to take the target in custody, when they will then do a thorough investigation into them.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Digital Analogy
In this universe, Wammy's House doesn't raise detectives, but lawyers for the victims of the note.
Super long life with my level of happiness rising throughout.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Shadow of Legends
By 30, you're too happy to function effectively, and get put in an institution. By 40, you spend the rest of your life in a daze of pure joy, not even noticing that you're being tube-fed... or that you've forgotten all your loved ones and everything else that was ever important to you.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Jolly Saint Nick
You can only heal very minor cuts or illnesses that wouldn't have effected you much anyway.
The power to cheer myself and others up whenever I want.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Enjoy your Happiness in Slavery for you also have Power Incontinence.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
There are no Hollywood computers that can be hacked with Hollywood hacking.
Teleportation with the ability to control what comes with me.
edited 1st Sep '14 11:24:06 AM by higurashimerlin
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.You have no ability to control where to teleport to, and end up getting stuck in a wall/outer space/inside the earth's mantle.
The power to give others superpowers without directly harming myself or the person I'm giving them to. And not the lame superpowers, the useful ones.
edited 1st Sep '14 11:30:01 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
The King Without a Kingdom
You can only give superpowers to people you are fighting.
The ability to make lightning with your fingertips.
It's been 3000 years…
It behaves completely the same as normal lighting and you have no control over it.
Teleportation where I control what comes with me and I decided where I go to. No telefraging happens including with the air.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
Fly Air Madeline
It takes 30 years to gather up enough energy to do a single teleportation.
The ability to glean the full amount of nutrients out of anything you ingest.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
by doing so you become a typical piece of bbw art on deviantart
SHUDDERS IMMENSELY
The power to stop time.
Anything you shapeshift into is in the state it was at 3 days of age.
Control over the ageing of all individuals of any species
edited 18th Aug '14 4:01:27 AM by OceanHomer
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