You try to crystallize the blood coming from a small wound to prevent bleeding, and this crystallizes all the blood in your body.
The power to see all posts in a forum thread (and the mental capacity for it).
edited 2nd Jul '13 12:21:11 AM by ironcommando
...ehehYou instantly forget everything you knew about the forum thread when you look away from the thread.
Absolute control over Time
The memory from all the different timelines starts to drive you insane as you become more confused between them (tending to forget what are the conditions of the present you're at).
Omnipotence without responsibilities.
"You cannot judge a system if your judgement is determined by the system."Doesn't come with a user's manual. You can do anything, but figuring out how is often next to impossible. Also, once you do get the hang of it (if you live that long) you become completely detached from everything and barely remain human. Think Dr. Manhattan, and you'll have a starting point.
Freeze ray
Whenever you use the ability your core temperature drops dangerously low. Using this ability more than once for any time over two seconds will kill you.
The ability to step through time forwards and backwards at my digression, without aging unless I go through time the long way, to naturally be where the Earth is, and to control when I end up.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.But every time you change time, the timeline changes radically in ways you didn't expect.
Required Secondary Powers for every power that can exist
edited 2nd Jul '13 6:09:05 PM by StephanReiken
But you don't have the powers themselves, so the Required Secondary Powers aren't very useful.
Having every power that can exist AND the required secondary powers for them.
edited 2nd Jul '13 6:10:40 PM by ironcommando
...ehehWithout the main powers, the backup set is mostly useless, but it's impressive enough on paper to make you a high-priority target. You tend to get the crap beat out of you. A lot.
You have powers, but not the knowledge of how to use them. You are always at risk of accidentally activating some ability that turns you into a walking Chernobyl (or worse)
Freeze-ray device.
edited 2nd Jul '13 6:16:18 PM by Scrounge
It runs off your soul and life force.
The power of Aspergers without any negatives and the capability to spread the power like a disease.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.Each time the power spreads, you become exponentially weaker until TH power inverts.
The ability to emit Dragon Force-Meets-Avantasia level Awesome Music from your mouth whenever you so wish.
edited 11th Jul '13 5:49:28 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousYou can emit nothing else from your mouth
Ability to find the missing socks
edited 11th Jul '13 7:25:16 PM by ColonelCathcart
And unable to find anything else that goes missing.
The ability to summon (non-sociopathic or villainous) videogame protagonists to my side.
...ehehthe only ones you can summon are those with little to no fighting ability whatsoever.
control over gravitational forces.
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.Only on objects around the size of a pingpong ball, and with miniscule force.
The ability to instakill anything via my thoughts, if I concentrate hard enough.
...eheh'Hard enough', in this case, meaning 'hard enough to give yourself an aneurysm and no less'.
The ability to instantly know how to masterfully operate any weapon you pick up.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805You only have this ability due to the microchip that was inserted in your brain and turned your body into a puppet.
The ability to 'take a lick'n and keep on ticken'.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.You have the ability to become a clock that can survive getting licked, but otherwise have the durability of an ordinary clock.
The ability to use Exact Words to your advantage.
...ehehIt still hurts like crazy. (darn ninja) The exact words backfire on you. The power to have any power I can think of with 100% proficiency with all the required secondary powers also.
edited 18th Jul '13 3:05:32 PM by bookworm6390
You can only think of powers that harm you, like dying and not coming back or being socially awkward, etc. And it works 100 percent of the time.
The power to create, manipulate, destroy and transmute matter in any amount I so choose.
...ehehYou lose an organ in exchange.
Necromancy.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.They all Came Back Wrong and Turned Against Their Masters. That means you, buddy!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Evey one of your friends is a Complete Monster and they exploit you power to get their way.
Being a Gadgeteer Genius.
edited 16th Aug '14 8:07:24 AM by Jusamies
In porto perse vitulus est.You successfully build some Explosive Instrumentation. Nuke-level Explosive Instrumentation. Goodbye you and your city, if not your country.
Awesomeness Is a Force. (And please don't just go the easy way out and say Awesomeness Is Volatile.)
Also, what else is new?
edited 18th Aug '14 2:40:15 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Your awesomeness only works when you are a giant egotistical Jerkass, thus losing all your allies.
Shapeshifting ability.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Do you mean seeing objects that are far away, or seeing yourself and the surrounding area from a far-away 3rd-person perspective?
If the former, controlling the zoom level is very difficult. You zoom in too far and see microbial creatures all over whatever you were trying to look at, and it grosses you out every time.
If the latter, your "camera" clips through objects, causing you to often see nothing due to your vision point being inside trees, buildings, other people, ect.
Unfortunately, our depth perception and singular field of vision counts as an illusion due to our brain combining our eyes' separate inputs into one combined field. As a result, everything now looks like you're watching a 3D movie without any 3D glasses.
The power to turn any substance into crystalline form (minerals into gems, sand into glass, snow or water into crystal ice, ect.).
edited 2nd Jul '13 12:18:14 AM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!