ETERNAL
"Should we have a flying saucer fly in and abduct Charles I?"
"P Ipi, Private Investigator Pi."
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
And if most people would up in bead with a yeti it would be wearied.
In uffish thought
I will completely muffin you.
That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.
When I said the L86 A2 was a good weapon hiding behind some really fucking idiotic design and usage choices on teh Gun Porn thread.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
"I said, 'I'm not opposed to you cooking naked.'"
...
"I notice you're not wearing pants..."
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Need sushi? Way not zoidberg?
In uffish thought
I could go to school on a two-wheeled unicycle!
That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.
"Dammit, why don't humans have retractable penises."
Polite smartass.
"Like a glimpse of a beautiful lesbian baby future."
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Sing a song of sixpence, a rocket full of pie...
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Does it count if it's something a friend said to me?
"You just wrote a cross between Twilight and Broke back mountain, how do you feel? o3o"
i seee youuuu
"I just have a tiny dog. So I'm using a blanket as a blanket."
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
'80s TV Action Hero
"I'm currently halfway down a ferret."
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Freelance Worrywart
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I just knew that would end up here.
'80s TV Action Hero
Couldn't resist.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
I said this a few days ago but I thinks it still fits:
"Gotta go see half-naked vampires! Never expected to hear my dad say that."
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
A chub from the Grant Corporation
“I saw a man in a gorilla suit dancing to sitar music and I thought, ‘Am I really seeing this, or is my headache making me loopy?’”
—describing to a friend the experience of watching an old episode of Wild Wild West while suffering from a seasonal headache.
edited 13th Oct '12 2:51:35 AM by Bananaquit
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
"Help! I'm made of dangly things!" Kitten attack.
warning side effects of instant mustache include, compulsion to practice your evil laugh.
Nightmare Muse
"Why are you shushing your nipples?"
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
I'm going to hurt whoever wrote call me maybe
All hail
"I love how she's more interested in the part about gay sex in Afghan alleys than she is about the thing with the dildo."
It's actually less weird without the context
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Manliest Person on Skype
I was, but I got bored and pissed-off. The quote does not involve Nuzlocke.
Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.