Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"So, its blood is basically so toxic that looking at it melts your nerves and kills you. What's that about bleeding and killing, Arnie?"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
"Stop electrocuting all my cats! It's not very nice."
I was playing Pokemon.
edited 23rd Nov '16 10:14:53 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
"Just as planned."
"Dear lady can you hear the song blow? And did you know, your Tang puddle lies on the whispering wind..."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Mweheheh
Caaaaaaaaaatoblepas! Caaaaaaaaaatoblepas! Taste like beef! Talk like pigs!
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Li'l Shardfinder
I just exploded like a diarrhea toothpick.
(beat)
Hehehe, WHAT?!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
New account is voidify
"they make magic dicks because they identify as boys, they aren't boys just because they make magic dicks. ...God, that has to be one of the weirdest sentences I've ever typed."
"There's nothing sexier than Santa Claus, right?" (This was said sarcastically.)
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"My voice just sounds wrong in every possible way, and I hate it. Unless I'm doing an Ork voice. WAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"Good lord, how long is this commerical about Santa Claus taking a shit?"
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
Li'l Shardfinder
That sounded very Earthboundly.
...Is that a word? "Earthboundly"?
and
How can the shape of a tomato be an opinion?
edited 25th Nov '16 8:53:09 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"It's kill, be killed, or go to a Jiffy Lube, and I'd rather not do any of those."
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Don't feed your mogwai after midnight, or it'll go nuts!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Welcome to the pokehood. Now gimme dat legendary before I bust you up with my Ratatta.
- "Random's thoughts on Team Skull."
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
It's not even 9 and I've already said both:
"No metal screams in this car." And
"What, would you rather I'd say it's Pacabel's Canon on LSD?"
"Yeah, I can pay ninety-plus pounds for these new specs I haven't even got yet. No worries."
"In the name of Obama, I Seal the Gates. Republican candidates, return to your thrones."
edited 1st Dec '16 2:54:58 AM by PastryPerson
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
"Was there some kind of mass jaw breaking event?"
MY EYES
"Lexipro and weed is my breakfast of champions."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
Oh.
Oh.
OH.
OH.
OH.
OH.
Great.
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
Li'l Shardfinder
I don't re... member it music.
(beat)
Let me try that sentence again. I don't remember it having music.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
"I'm going to aggressively blast this review at you."
"Joke's on you, his Achilles tendon is in his dick!"
"You know what they say, when all you have is a hammer... poison yourself."
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."