I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I'm gone for a day and the discussion descends into cornflakes."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Mweheheh
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And it's all my fault. 
"It's not nipplevision! It's not nipplevision!"
EDIT: "My floppy is doing flips". It was not meant to sound raunchy, I swear!
edited 30th May '15 7:37:11 PM by Nintendork64
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"'Arsebook' has a kind of ring to it, you know?"
Li'l Shardfinder
Whoopdee-friggin-doo. Okay... Testing one two three four... Buttfuckers university.
(said presumably in my sleep a couple nights ago...)
edited 31st May '15 8:32:58 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
lol
"That's true... sorry if my comment was out of line... I guess when we find alien life, if it's sexually compatible with us (in that the life is sentient, consenting, and part(s) A (through _) can possibly go into slot(s) 1 (through _) without negative consequences (unlikely)) that will come down to What Measure Is a Non-Human?..."
edited 31st May '15 8:21:40 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Student of Story
I will build a throne from your bones! ... I said bones, not boners...
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
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i just made a snowclone
of this
Oh, this one's a DEFINITE.
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got NANOMACHINES, SON."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
"And sunflower seed shells generally don't start falling out of Arnold Palmer bottles."
edited 31st May '15 8:54:12 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
"The seeds of what? Roses? Or alien spies?"
Student of Story
Inspired by this post, I started rapping "Murder was the gaze that she gave me" to the tune of Snoop Dogg's classic hit Murder Was the Case
OH YES!!
"Shove it up your dong, buddy."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
drunk bunny
"Screw you, your pool, your debt, your sports car, and most of all your vacations in the Caribbean!"
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
First in and first knocked out
"Yes. It was a giant battleship with a massive laser cannon. And then it got a giant laser sword, and turned into a transformer. And then sliced an imperial destroyer in half."
"I still think the Preston Cole would be better."
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I am afraid that today's dinner is a terrible mistake."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Huh. Who knew a cutesy little girl like me would like a song called Vulvectomy by Gangrenous Testicular Deformity."
Advance towards me, brethren.
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"well i suppose we're all naked, but jesus man! control your artist!"
Li'l Shardfinder
"Percentage of Ties" does not actually sound like a good name for a band, by the way...
(this was following the, uh, following:)
What the heck is a "sincere tie"? I'd imagine one that doesn't have smiley faces on it, but that would rule out only a small percentage of ties...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"So, no concern for the enraged marching band in the basement?"
"Just as planned."
"Who wears short tops? We wear long shorts!"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Goddamned Nazis, they made me like bitter chocolate. All it took was one tin of Scho-Ka-Kola. And I'm not even a Nazi!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
drunk bunny
"Nintendo effectively ended ISIS"
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"Get off the wall!! GET OFF THE WALL!!!"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
"Snow That Thumped Like Spanking Foxes. Okay, great, now it's gone to pure word salad."
edited 30th May '15 1:21:40 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"