I'm not sure what just happened, but I don't think I'll hear the words "chillin' like Bob Dylan" the same way ever again after hearing them from Zuko's mouth.
A Samurai Jack Live-Action Adaptation directed by Kathryn Bigelow.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!It becomes so dark to the point it's now a R-Rated movie, with gratuitous amounts of limbs splattering all over the place, and the protagonist is a Sociopathic Hero who only cares about the joys of killing, making Mikazuki Augus look very tame in comparison.
Harvest Moon, developed by FromSoftware.
Edited by Mhazard on Jun 27th 2018 at 12:40:05 AM
It's like Stardew Valley but it's Nintendo Hard Up To Eleven and you raise monsters from their older games and fight enemies that try to rain your farm.
Zack Snyder's interpretation of Squadron Supreme
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayIn a heavy case of Dramatically Missing the Point, the SS characters (Hyperion and Power Princess in particular) act more and more like the characters they're based on, confusing fans of both. At least the special effects are good, though.
Voltron: Legendary Defender, done in the style of Blue's Clues.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jul 10th 2018 at 6:34:47 AM
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!It's the same show, but it has a massive case of Art-Style Dissonance and hatred from hardcore Voltron fans.
Digimon as a Summer Blockbuster
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayA group of troubled teens find an abandoned laboratory, where they're sucked into a computer (a la Tron), and into the Digital World. They all get a Digimon, and during their adventure, they learn how to cope with their problems thanks to their Digimon. They defeat the main bad guy (who happens to be a metaphor for the main teens problem) and return to the real world, but forget to turn off the computer. It's mediocre, but it does really well in China.
Adventure Time but it's an 80's Merchandise Cartoon.
The whole show becomes an advertisement for the action figure of The Lich.
The Birth of a Nation (1915), except every single character is voiced by Nana Mizuki.
It becomes a rather unintentionally funny film given the subject matter, but may lead to having a misaimed fandom.
Lordof The Rings, but as a broadway musical.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.The hobbits sing about their love for food and pipe-weed. Sauron gets a Villain Song listing his evil deeds, such as his manipulation of the Númenoreans and the forging of the One Ring, with a choir of orcs as backup singers.
Peppa Pig as a post-apocalyptic dystopia.
Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on Jun 28th 2018 at 10:48:50 AM
You can find me here now.After an unseen force turned all humans into anthropomorphic animals, life... was still almost normal? At least until said force started taking over the earth by, well, force. The series gets maybe 44% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Steven Universe as a Live-action film trilogy.
Edited by Smiley100P on Jun 28th 2018 at 7:54:41 AM
The show suffers from colorless visuals thanks to the thought of Real Is Brown.
Berserk (1997), except Guts is now voiced by Nana Mizuki and Casca is now voiced by Mugihito.
Would be hard to take seriously since Guts has a girl's voice.
The track from Dark Souls, Gwyn, Lord of cinder, but in major key.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Do you like fart and poop jokes? 'Cuz you're gonna get a lot of fart and poop jokes. Mostly at the expense of Carly and Sam. It's the most Troma can do without triggering complaints from the Moral Guardians.
Justice League (2017), but with Adam West!Batman, Lynda Carter!Wonder Woman, Christopher Reeve!Superman, John Wesley Shipp from the short-lived The Flash series, Aquaman from Superfriends. Cyborg stays the same.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jul 18th 2018 at 1:05:53 PM
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!There needs to be a lot more stunt sequences and special effects because the actors are too old? Don't follow superhero stuff.
Anyways. The Sims 3's Sunset Valley adapted as a moe waifu magical girl anime. Susan Wainwright's the protagonist.
Edited by Gaia_Nicolosi on Jul 18th 2018 at 8:23:54 PM
I am Kymicsu and I'm trying to get less obsessed to Susan.In accordance with all anime stereotypes, Susan is changed from a married woman to a well-endowed high school freshman pining after her crush, the upperclassman Boyd. Her affinity for science is rarely mentioned, but you can tell she's smart because she wears glasses now.
The Handmaid's Tale acted out by minions.
Edited by TyeDyeWildebeest on Jul 19th 2018 at 11:32:59 AM
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.The worst idea since Minions became a thing and start stealing the show.
A sci-fi retelling of literature/Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.
Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Jul 20th 2018 at 10:05:46 AM
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.The Queen is a alien conqueror with a human daughter named Snow White, the Seven Dwarfs are Minion-like creatures and Prince Charming is a human who redeems Snow White.
Zack Snyder's version of Puella Magi Madoka Magica replaced with American girls and illustrated by Lauren Faust.
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayNot that much different from the regular series, except Madeline (Madoka) is more emo, Kayleigh (Kyoko) shows up a few episodes earlier, and Sarah (Sayaka) is played by (and named after) her voice actress.
Teen Titans Go!, the indie arthouse film.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!That
That's actually better..
Avengers: Infinity War as a Shakespearean tragedy.
There are a lot of complex themes scattered through the tragedy, but everyone experiencing the tragedy will walk out utterly dazed and confused. It garners a lot of attention from critics calling it a masterpiece, but even they don't understand everything going on, even hundreds of years later.
Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga as a game show.
There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.It's like a combination of Double Dare and Nick Arcade, but with far less slime. Players form in teams of two and have to do coordinated stunts for points. The winning team faces one of three bosses: Bowser, Cackletta, or Fawful.
Now, let's see someone do The Hunger Games as a Hip Hop Rock Opera.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jul 25th 2018 at 8:20:04 AM
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!It's basically Hunger Games Simulation with custom events.
Pong as a tabletop board game.
It's just air hockey, but with less detail and with magnets.
The Eric Andre Show as a slice of life anime.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
No cursing, every character's voiced by The Backyardigans, and water guns are used instead.
Lil Pump makes a musical interpretation of Avatar: The Last Airbender
For those that I love, I will fight!