The Babadook action figure! Shipped together with his little storybook! He'll show up in the corner of your eyes! He'll do noises in the night! He'll finger your loved ones to death! He'll interrupt your private times! Press the button on his back to make his fingers grow, remove his hat to make him fuse with the wall!
Insurance void on purchase or reading about it.
edited 18th Jan '17 12:15:42 PM by Almohad
Behold, the IED construction kit! Build your own explosives, with varying degrees of explosive capability.
RW Inc does not hold responsibility for any loss of life, limbs, property damage, mental duress, or the like. This kit should not be lit on fire, given to anyone with violent tendencies, left unattended in a public area, burnt with a magnifying glass, etc. The timer is not meant to be played with. Bomb defusal attempts will simply trigger it earlier.
Have a super swell day!
edited 17th Jan '17 5:42:31 PM by RandomWriter413
Blitzy....
The vibrating broomstick. Your daughter will certainly enjoy it.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Figma Adolf Hitler
Your little Fuhrer in your palm, best waifu material ever!
The Absolute Madman
Introducing, the super rad Meth lab! Just mix in all the specific chemicals AND READ AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BY THE NUMBER, and in no time, you have your own super cool and totally rad Meth lab! Smoke it! Eat it! Have fun with it!
WARNING: Never inject, smoke, or digest Methamphetamine. Side effects include drug addiction, faster heart rate, blood loss, stroke, and death
FROM KINGCO.
"We be we baby!"
Baby's First Necronomicon! Call all your friends from boredom and have fun together painting the pretty pictures!
Professional Professionalist
Tired of cuddly versions of the more popular and kid friendly Tensai Bakabon characters?
Introducing Kaoru-chan plushie!
He won't just make you happy, he'll make you gay!
Squeeze his tummy for homoerotic moans!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Azone Nyarlaphotep
The Crawling Chaos takes form of an adorable little girl, cuddle her and drench yourself into a pool of eldritch tentacles!!
edited 18th Jan '17 9:29:33 PM by Mhazard
(Bump)
Bishop Mozgus Costume
Comes with a fancy round hat, holy clergy robe, torture devices, breaking wheels and a gigantic metal holier-than-holy scripture. Let's smack some heretics to submisson!
edited 15th Feb '17 2:13:35 AM by Mhazard
Play with cooking food, with real potential for getting serious bur— what, what do you mean it already exists?
Drat, ok then.
Play with Nuclear Power with the- THAT EXISTS TOO?!
I give up.
edited 15th Feb '17 9:00:11 AM by Jaxfirebus
NERF NSFW-Strike MEGA Comeshot 53-X
A brand new Nerf blaster which shoots sticky white things. Complete global penetration guaranteed.
D.I.Y dildo! Now you can create your own "playpal" with D.I.Y dildo! Young girls will have hours of fun customizing their own. From thin, thick, 4 inches, 10 inches, the possibilities are endless!
"We be we baby!"